FabSwingers.com forum: Recommend a Swingers Christmas Carol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My suggestion would be

'Oh come on my face full'

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over a year ago

Once up Royal Davids Shitter!

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Hark the herald angels swing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for the bare back people

we wish you a merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent night, holy night

All is calm, all is bright

Round yon Virgin Mother . lol I dont think that the Song , lol as its never Silent.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

While shepherds fucked their flocks one night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suck on my, lick up my, suck on my cock (jingle bell rock)

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Silent night, holy night

All is calm, all is bright

Round yon Virgin Mother . lol I dont think that the Song , lol as its never Silent.

If it is then you are doing something wrong .. hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we three cocks of orient art

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

The single guys song

All I want for Christmas is a dozen meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jingle balls??

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"The single guys song

All I want for Christmas is a dozen meets"

From the generally idea of post currently should ne.

All I want for Christmas is just a meet .. lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Carol sucking balls

Obscure but , Carol of the bells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God rest ye merry, gentlemen

Let nothing you dismay ......... group orgie mmmf ..and thay cant cope , lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Jingle these Balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O Come All Ye Faithful

Joyful and triumphant,

O come ye, O come ye mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

To the tune of 'Winter Wonderland':

Lacy things, the wife is missin'

Didn't ask, her permission

I'm wearin' her clothes

Her silk pantyhose

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy

Little straps, like spaghetti

It holds me so tight

Like handcuffs at night

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"

"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna

We can dress, like Madonna

Put on some eyeshade

And join the parade

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'

Didn't ask- permission

Wearin' her clothes

Her silk pantyhose

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

3 fit lads and one large bed

and I will be in ecstasy

I just want them on my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true...

All I want for Christmas is rude

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

hard and willing throbbing willies

but not so big they make me bleed

I won’t dress them in my stockings

When I’m sitting on their face

Santa Claus won't make me happy

But 3 fit lads, now that is ace

I just want them for my own

More than a couple of hours or so

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is rude

Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas

I won't even wish for snow

I'm just wanna keep on taking

in every position I know

I won't make a list and send it

To the North Pole for Saint Nick

He’s too old and lives too far

and hear he’s got a tiny dick

'Cause I want fit guys here tonight

Holding on me down oh so tight

And they’ll know what to do

Baby all I want for Christmas is rude

All those cocks a throbbing

Waving in the air (so brightly yea)

And the sound of me just screaming

Loudly fills the air

And they all are coming (oh yea)

I want those boys just coming

Santa won't you bring the three I really need -

won't you please bring those boys to me

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas

This is all I'm asking for

I just want to see 3 fellahs

Standing right outside my door

Oh I just want them for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

Baby all I want for Christmas is Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the tune of 'Winter Wonderland':

Lacy things, the wife is missin'

Didn't ask, her permission

I'm wearin' her clothes

Her silk pantyhose

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy

Little straps, like spaghetti

It holds me so tight

Like handcuffs at night

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"

"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna

We can dress, like Madonna

Put on some eyeshade

And join the parade

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'

Didn't ask- permission

Wearin' her clothes

Her silk pantyhose

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudolf the red nosed reindeer, also had a huge red cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for the bare back people

we wish you a merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea"

Thats good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me

a quick fu uck under the treet

On the second day of christmas ....

Your turn ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho, ho, fuckin ho,

What a croc of shit,

We all work for Santa Claus,

We've had enough - we quit!

Cos we do all the fuckin work

While he stars in the show,

Stick yer Christmas up yer arse,

Ho, ho, fuckin ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two leather gloves and a quick fuck under the tree ...

on the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two leather gloves and a quick fuck under the tree ...

on the "

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

A three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and mates used to sing this to people who never gave us any money:

#Oh piss off, you stingy git, piss off, piss off you stingy git,

We hope you choke on your turkey and have a rotten christmas..#

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two leather gloves and a quick fuck under the tree ...

on the

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

A three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree"

on the 4th day of ................. gave to me three hot birds, a three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree.

on the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two leather gloves and a quick fuck under the tree ...

on the

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

A three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree

on the 4th day of ................. gave to me three hot birds, a three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree.

on the"

fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

A FIVE - MAN - GANG -BANG!

four hot birds, a three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sixth day ... my true love gave to me

a right good flaying,

A FIVE - MAN - GANG -BANG! four hot birds, a three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's s'posed to be six of something... aha!! mind if I change your lyric slightly..

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

Six of the best, A FIVE MAN GANG BANG, four hot birds, a three fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

Seven grans a swinging,

Six of the best, A FIVE MAN GANG BANG, four hot birds, a three fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

Eight ladies licking..

Seven grans a swinging, six of the best, A FIVE MAN GANG BANG, four hot birds, a three fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 ladies gobbling ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

ten words so filthy,

9 ladies gobbling, Eight ladies licking..Seven grans a swinging, six of the best, A FIVE MAN GANG BANG, four hot birds, a three fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just laid a fat minger

Nearly broke her old bed

Burnt my arse on the light bulb

Then she sat on my head

(Away in a manger tune)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 rimmers rimming ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love said to me,

Fuck me, you're a greedy cunt aintcha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

twelve fuckers fucking,

eleven rimmer rimming,

ten words so filthy,

9 ladies gobbling,

Eight ladies licking..

Seven grans a swinging,

six of the best,

A FIVE MAN GANG BANG,

four hot birds,

a three fingered fuck,

two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got there in the end lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww .... i really wanted to get 12 pussys pouting in there .... can we keep going to 20 ??? pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and jap eyes winking and and and wankers wanking and voyeurs watching and doggers dogging .... let us know if we need anymore

getting excited now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awwww .... i really wanted to get 12 pussys pouting in there .... can we keep going to 20 ??? pretty please

we can do whatever we like (virtually)

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