FabSwingers.com forum: The most boring fab chat ups

By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Meet now?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Wuu2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What R U up 2 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet me here

(But disappears)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howz u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A random dick pic ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A random dick pic ??"

No shit!!!

Especially when guys send them to straight guys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I fuck u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your panties?cause I can see myself in them (never worked btw lol)

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd like to see that ass bouncing on my cock x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you asian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I fuck u"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to sit on my face so i can eat my way to your heart? Never tried it before but I was told it works 10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What r u into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's nicked my bed can I sleep in yours?

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Can I kick your backdoors in? I know you’re a man.

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Fancy a meet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you asian?"

In case the person aski has a thing for Asians?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you asian?

In case the person aski has a thing for Asians?

I replied

I’m Bsian

But they didn’t get the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to invite u back to mine but a burglar has stolen all my furniture would u like to sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big ?"

if it fits i sits could work better ??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your panties are coming down no there not yes they are I've just decided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you asian?

In case the person aski has a thing for Asians?

I replied

I’m Bsian

But they didn’t get the joke"

Tell them not to take it hard, it’s not a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drain me balls ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"X"

Champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fireman and I've come to put the inferno out in your panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a social?

Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't i go to school with u darling I'm sure I recognise you ? No I don't think so pal yes I did you were my maths teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got anything planned for Tuesday 18th 7.24 pm to 7.39pm?

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

I like fish

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your hot for someone with short hair

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Nice ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes I have received a question mark and nothing else in the past

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Wear a blindfold or close your eyes you won’t be able to tell the difference ...I so want to suck your cock ...that pops in the inbox occasionally....I could block single guys but then I wouldn’t get any mail x

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

yes I have received a question mark and nothing else in the past"

How did the meet go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes I have received a question mark and nothing else in the past"

I had one of those. I sent one back and never heard anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya sexy

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Meet now?"

apparently, its all my chat up lines as I get nowhere!!!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"your hot for someone with short hair"

you are hot. FULL STOP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got anything planned for Tuesday 18th 7.24 pm to 7.39pm?"

15 mins only?!?! XD

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I hope I don't offend you, but... (thing I say in my profile I'm not interested in).

Can I ask you a question?

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Do you want rxpxd. I shit you not.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Son, is that you? You could at least put a jacket on in those photos for goodness sake

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Actually on a serious note, I’ve had everything from unintelligible text speak through to insults because I have a few verifications. Or “ur profile is too long”

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do you want rxpxd. I shit you not.

The violent ones get old really fast.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Shag?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''do u want 2 meat?''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" well endowed, heavy cummer, repeater, free now.

You've never spoken to this person but he's like a check list for your free prostitute services

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“Hello, this is Tame Inpala”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" well endowed, heavy cummer, repeater, free now.

You've never spoken to this person but he's like a check list for your free prostitute services

Haha

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

You’ve all gone and listed my favourites.

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By *aileyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I hate that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulse? Hop on!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘12 inches here. Want it inside you?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow you?

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By *el1977Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Is that a mirror in your panties?cause I can see myself in them (never worked btw lol)

Hahaha quite like that one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got anything planned for Tuesday 18th 7.24 pm to 7.39pm?"
ha ha likey that one going in my book lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone to mcds and ordered a big Mac meal pretty staff girl said do u want to make it large for a pound more I said no u already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FaF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a really regrettable night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm parked nearby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very close to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm driving past Stonehenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read your profile, even though it's obvious that I've not from the rest of this message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A random dick pic ??

No shit!!!

Especially when guys send them to straight guys lol"

Or a bad TV sending one of their hairy arse cheeks spread. Gip

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

Hey !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Hello, this is Tame Inpala”

Hi, Brighton Steve here, did I mention I’m bi ?!

ZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Hello, this is Tame Inpala”

Hi, Brighton Steve here, did I mention I’m bi ?!

ZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzz"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hey babe; What are you wearing?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" well endowed, heavy cummer, repeater, free now.

You've never spoken to this person but he's like a check list for your free prostitute services

At least you remembered it word for word. I’ve been copy and pasting that for years.

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By *hadesofmWoman
over a year ago

canterbury

I’ve had everything from

“Will you marry me?”

“I will ruin you”

“Are you busy?”

“Would you like to meet me?” (Try I don’t know, I don’t know anything about you yet)

“I want to r*pe you” (instant delete)

“I think I am looking for an older woman and your older than me, can you help me out? (By someone who was less than a year younger than me)”

Or the weirdest one was

“How would you feel if I asked you to put on some high heels and step on a fish to put the stiletto through it?”

Some weird people on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Beautiful

I hope you don’t mind me messaging you but i took one look at your profile and i thought to myself “she looks like a lady who knows how to nosh a cock”.

I know your profile says you want to meet local men but 250 miles is really not that far and besides i’m in your area at least once a month. Would that be something you’re interested in. I can come to you. We can make beautiful sweet music in your bed, or under the stars, your choice.

I love having my cock sucked and rimming. Would that be something you’re into? Anyway, let me tell you i love nothing more than making a woman squirt on my tongue. Licking her pussy until she’s a writhing mess. Do you squirt?

Anyway, i won’t take up too much of your time. Drop me a line if you think we’d be compatible. I really do love the larger lady.

I’m very well endowed and have loads of stamina.

I’ve enclosed 25 pics for your perusal.

A reply back is always nice. But no pressure hah hah hah!

Chat soon!

Ps. Here is my kik, just in case, as i prefer to chat/wank/whatever on there

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^^^ this kind of message (not a direct copy from anyone before i get told off) is my idea of hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm parked nearby. "

Stalker alert

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I'm slightly disappointed that I've had none of the above types of message

Or any message at all, now I come to think of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Beautiful

I hope you don’t mind me messaging you but i took one look at your profile and i thought to myself “she looks like a lady who knows how to nosh a cock”.

Anyway, i won’t take up too much of your time. Drop me a line if you think we’d be compatible. I really do love the larger lady.

I’m very well endowed and have loads of stamina.

I’ve enclosed 25 pics for your perusal.

A reply back is always nice. But no pressure hah hah hah!

Chat soon!

Ps. Here is my kik, just in case, as i prefer to chat/wank/whatever on there

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^^^ this kind of message (not a direct copy from anyone before i get told off) is my idea of hell.

Haha! This is great lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Beautiful

I hope you don’t mind me messaging you but i took one look at your profile and i thought to myself “she looks like a lady who knows how to nosh a cock”.

Anyway, i won’t take up too much of your time. Drop me a line if you think we’d be compatible. I really do love the larger lady.

I’m very well endowed and have loads of stamina.

I’ve enclosed 25 pics for your perusal.

A reply back is always nice. But no pressure hah hah hah!

Chat soon!

Ps. Here is my kik, just in case, as i prefer to chat/wank/whatever on there

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^^^ this kind of message (not a direct copy from anyone before i get told off) is my idea of hell.

I’ll admit

I laughed at 250miles

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By *adcat1961Woman
over a year ago

colchester

One guy said I made his girlfriend look so ugly that he could not fuck her like WTF as I would be impressed with that and what made it worse was he already text me the same 5 months before and again 6 weeks before what a twat.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Does anyone really use 'fancy a fuck'?

I've had variations of most above but never a faf. Thought it was a forum in joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone really use 'fancy a fuck'?

I've had variations of most above but never a faf. Thought it was a forum in joke. "

Too lazy to type

Probably too lazy to make the effort to fuck too

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Thursday's winner;

"Hi Sexy, I love your tattoos, I wanna lick them from top to bottom and make you drip. FaF tonight? I'm free until half 11?"

This was sent at 10.30pm from someone over 50 miles away, didn't specify which of us he wanted and never ever spoken to them before. Obviously we jumped at the chance

This week has been very tame on the novelty message front, roll on Sunday night around half one when some people start to get desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hey there'

Sounds like they're saying 'hodor'

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Nice jugs

They're huge

Can't wait to get my hands on them

Any message where they've presumed I will meet them!!

Any message which is obviously a copy and paste effort lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bj.

Need sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a shame you don’t do marrieds

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Do you fuck on 1st dates? does your dad own a brewery?

can I feel your tits? or will you show them too me?

well you gotta nice head! and you look pretty honest!

well my face will be leaving in 1/4 of an hour...……………. I would like you to be on it!

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over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're going to drive to this postcode when it's pitch black out, in a deserted location. You must come alone. I'll come behind you and put a blindfold on you, and then you'll be mine for the taking. (insert graphic details here)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Does anyone really use 'fancy a fuck'?

I've had variations of most above but never a faf. Thought it was a forum in joke. "

I've had it a few times. Invariably followed by a message within five minutes that I'm rude for deleting, or, did you miss my message let's fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“My cocks hard I’m free now can you meet”

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Hey..."

To which I'll reply politely and try to start a conversation, and get no further replies

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