FabSwingers.com forum: Does the queen wear a butt plug

By *atindoll OP TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

I've been wearing one a lot lately and my inability to fart makes me wonder if this is her secret..it would also explain that look she sometimes has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure it’s bejewelled with the most lavish diamonds

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

It’s a self propelled one which is why she can keep going!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Show some respect for our maj lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No, someone wears one for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only for church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do your farts all go, or do they get stored up for a mega fart post buttplug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do your farts all go, or do they get stored up for a mega fart post buttplug

More likley a shart after leaving it that long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not when she is on a horse.....

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"Where do your farts all go, or do they get stored up for a mega fart post buttplug

She's a rocket man ....

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

For Christ sake lets look at her as our nan and the elderly...lets show some respect and have fun within our own circles

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"For Christ sake lets look at her as our nan and the elderly...lets show some respect and have fun within our own circles "

Yeah, my arsehole is a perfectly circular when I've got my butt plug in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think if you listen carefully Her Maj farts along with the national anthem!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Think if you listen carefully Her Maj farts along with the national anthem!

That makes two of us.

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By *mileandwave2017Man
over a year ago

hockley

"No, someone wears one for her."

Sitting her chuckling to myself this made me blurt out a belly laugh. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Christ sake lets look at her as our nan and the elderly...lets show some respect and have fun within our own circles "

That was my thought too

She;s a 92 year old woman, why the fuck would anyone want to speculate as to whether she wears a butt plug

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By *atindoll OP TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

"For Christ sake lets look at her as our nan and the elderly...lets show some respect and have fun within our own circles

That was my thought too

She;s a 92 year old woman, why the fuck would anyone want to speculate as to whether she wears a butt plug

What about when she was younger?

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By *atindoll OP TV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

And let me be clear here,I'm not talking in a sexual sense...merely for the suppression of farts.. .she can hardly rip one out while knighting someone can she?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a story which is meant to be true... The Queen Mother was riding in an open horse drawn carriage with a foreign dignitary. As they moved along a horse farted really loudly.

The queen mother, embarrassed by the horse's flatulance, turned to the dignitary and said "Sorry!"

The dignitary looked at her a bit confused and said "It is not a problem but, to be honest, I thought it was the horse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He who detected it, ejected it...

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