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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi,

What's with all the pics with objects next to a cock ?

I presume the sky remote ones with a sky+ one is to show off that they do have sky+ rather than the regular sky x or am I missing something?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's to give you an idea of the true scale of their majestic member.

For instance I use toy dinosaurs in my cock pics. The idea is that by using the power of suggestion you will look at the dinosaurs and then my cock and be convinced that my penis is larger than a Tyranosaurus.

I'm happy to send anyone my dinosaur pic if they wish to see how it works.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"It's to give you an idea of the true scale of their majestic member.

For instance I use toy dinosaurs in my cock pics. The idea is that by using the power of suggestion you will look at the dinosaurs and then my cock and be convinced that my penis is larger than a Tyranosaurus.

I'm happy to send anyone my dinosaur pic if they wish to see how it works."

PLease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ive made my lighterpic avail lol- i prefer to use other object in my cock pics...like women...

i better dash...fast hehehee

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm happy to send anyone my dinosaur pic if they wish to see how it works.

PLease"

Sent!

Did it work?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm happy to send anyone my dinosaur pic if they wish to see how it works.

PLease

Sent!

Did it work?"

Oh Funky, want you even more now xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm happy to send anyone my dinosaur pic if they wish to see how it works.

PLease

Sent!

Did it work?

Oh Funky, want you even more now xxx"

Ahhhh the old dinosaur cock pic never fails. xxx

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I try to keep mine hidden, it adds more allure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try to keep mine hidden, it adds more allure. "

I haven't got a choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

or the other classic,

A cock pick showing just the top half with a tape measure where the end is next to the nine inch marker but you cant see where the other end of the tape is!!

Don't really understand it!!

Apologies Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Sky+ remote looks no different to our bog standard Sky remote. We've got three of the fecking things floating about here somewhere - they're like old mobile phones, you can't help collecting the darned things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can understand a guy wanting to show his willy is bigger than a sky remote, but there is a woman on here with sky remote next to her tits and rose petals if I remember rightly, now that's one I will never figure out.

The lady in question may actually read this thread and enlighten me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to take a pic with my member next to a kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked to take a pic with my member next to a kettle "

but was it a tall electric kettle or an old style squat one that whistles when it boils ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I was asked to take a pic with my member next to a kettle "

It hadn't just boiled had it? Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never specified but said it was easy to get a scale of my size when take with one of them, i was going to use a travel kettle that boils enough for 1 cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have Sky, I don't drink red bull or canned drinks, I don't smoke, I don't eat pringles and my deodorant is rarely in the same room as my camera so consquently, I have no idea what size my cock is

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"never specified but said it was easy to get a scale of my size when take with one of them, i was going to use a travel kettle that boils enough for 1 cup "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have Sky, I don't drink red bull or canned drinks, I don't smoke, I don't eat pringles and my deodorant is rarely in the same room as my camera so consquently, I have no idea what size my cock is "

well then it must be huuuuge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have Sky, I don't drink red bull or canned drinks, I don't smoke, I don't eat pringles and my deodorant is rarely in the same room as my camera so consquently, I have no idea what size my cock is

well then it must be huuuuge "

i think someone referred to theirs earlier as being similar in size to that of a chinese mouse

well, it's not quite that small but maybe a similar size to rastamouses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on that note, i have half size remotes, cans etc for sale.

let me know if you want any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i have half size cans etc for sale.

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they're the reason why you have to be dubious of cock comparison shots from people who are airline cabin crew !

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