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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee....."

Not a big fan then?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering is there anyone the OP does like

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By *o DaddyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"Just wondering is there anyone the OP does like "

oooh!,norty!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He comes across as a lovely man and would not hurt a fly, A caring soul and what he gets up too with men or woman has nothing to do with me .. Its his life and has done alot for people in need .

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

What is Cliff Richard?

I'm too young.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just wondering is there anyone the OP does like "

sabastian coe and duncan goodhew,and not forgetting prince william lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He comes across as a lovely man and would not hurt a fly, A caring soul and what he gets up too with men or woman has nothing to do with me .. Its his life and has done alot for people in need ."

+1 Leave our national treasure alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ? "

You shag him, I'll come with you, cos you don;t want to fly alone DO YOU?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

possible satanist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

You shag him, I'll come with you, cos you don;t want to fly alone DO YOU?"

You just wanna come along to live out that Cilla Black fantasy you told me you had !

So don't try and make it sound like this is all in MY interest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

You shag him, I'll come with you, cos you don;t want to fly alone DO YOU?"

or you could board his red double decker bus,and swing your hips all the way to barbados...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee....."

I'd say you've only scored 1 out of 3 there !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering is there anyone the OP does like

sabastian coe and duncan goodhew,and not forgetting prince william lol"

so if you are a former olympic athlete or a member of the royal family, give suzy a call

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just wondering is there anyone the OP does like

sabastian coe and duncan goodhew,and not forgetting prince william lol

so if you are a former olympic athlete or a member of the royal family, give suzy a call "

lol yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very successful individual, who seems to be a modest person... so deserves respect just for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee....."

To me he is asexual if anything. I don't see him as being homosexual but if he is then its his choice. I see him more as asexual and possibly confused.

The Teeth lol well veneers i would presume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's as fake as Jordan's tan and as queer as a bottle of chips!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

You shag him, I'll come with you, cos you don;t want to fly alone DO YOU?

You just wanna come along to live out that Cilla Black fantasy you told me you had !

So don't try and make it sound like this is all in MY interest "

Surprise, surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

You shag him, I'll come with you, cos you don;t want to fly alone DO YOU?

You just wanna come along to live out that Cilla Black fantasy you told me you had !

So don't try and make it sound like this is all in MY interest

Surprise, surprise "

Thats it just ruin my afternoon got that blooming tune in me head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

You shag him, I'll come with you, cos you don;t want to fly alone DO YOU?

You just wanna come along to live out that Cilla Black fantasy you told me you had !

So don't try and make it sound like this is all in MY interest

Surprise, surprise "

That's 1 date that would benefit from being blind !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

You shag him, I'll come with you, cos you don;t want to fly alone DO YOU?

You just wanna come along to live out that Cilla Black fantasy you told me you had !

So don't try and make it sound like this is all in MY interest

Surprise, surprise

Thats it just ruin my afternoon got that blooming tune in me head now "

Oh go and have a Pot Noodle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

As its not officially CLIFFmas season yet I will allow this cliff bashing however I want the miss to delete this thread as of the 1st December please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

You shag him, I'll come with you, cos you don;t want to fly alone DO YOU?

You just wanna come along to live out that Cilla Black fantasy you told me you had !

So don't try and make it sound like this is all in MY interest

Surprise, surprise

Thats it just ruin my afternoon got that blooming tune in me head now

Oh go and have a Pot Noodle"

now you know i have progressed to bacon and mushroom butties

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"As its not officially CLIFFmas season yet I will allow this cliff bashing however I want the miss to delete this thread as of the 1st December please "

I got a free Cliff CD in the paper last weekend, what do I do with it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ? "

I'd fuck him with a pair of Dr Martin boots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As its not officially CLIFFmas season yet I will allow this cliff bashing however I want the miss to delete this thread as of the 1st December please

I got a free Cliff CD in the paper last weekend, what do I do with it ?"

Re-enact the famous scene from The Wicker Man !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

I'd fuck him with a pair of Dr Martin boots! "

he'd probably quite like that

you can't be too careful round a man that thinks white tennis shorts are acceptable items to have in his wardrobe !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As its not officially CLIFFmas season yet I will allow this cliff bashing however I want the miss to delete this thread as of the 1st December please

I got a free Cliff CD in the paper last weekend, what do I do with it ?"

Send it to the nearest firing range for target practice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As its not officially CLIFFmas season yet I will allow this cliff bashing however I want the miss to delete this thread as of the 1st December please

I got a free Cliff CD in the paper last weekend, what do I do with it ?"

listen to it first...then break it and return it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee....."

He's never hurt anyone, never been involved in controversy, never broken the law, keeps himself to himself and involves himself in nobody else's business. Don't we all aspire to that - or is it just pontificating for the sake of looking cool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who'd shag him for a free fortnight in Barbados ?

I'd fuck him with a pair of Dr Martin boots!

he'd probably quite like that

you can't be too careful round a man that thinks white tennis shorts are acceptable items to have in his wardrobe !"

He's probably got Sue Barkers outfit in there too for when nobody is homo...oops meant home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee.....

He's never hurt anyone, never been involved in controversy, never broken the law, keeps himself to himself and involves himself in nobody else's business. Don't we all aspire to that - or is it just pontificating for the sake of looking cool? "

I wouldn't disagree with any of that. Let him keep his false teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee.....

He's never hurt anyone, never been involved in controversy, never broken the law ....... "

That in itself is suspicious and sinister !

It can't just be me that has noticed how you never see him and Carlos the Jackal together at the same time

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Think he has struggled with his sexuality and his religion.

But a dignified one for sure.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


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But a dignified one for sure."

no doubt the tabloids have tried but probably given up - not because he's no longer 'public interest' but because he is neither one way or the other

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee.....

He's never hurt anyone, never been involved in controversy, never broken the law, keeps himself to himself and involves himself in nobody else's business. Don't we all aspire to that - or is it just pontificating for the sake of looking cool? "

its that 'old tradition' of a minority of people who just have to be nasty about people who have made something of themselves in this country...

probably based on envy..a bit sad and tawdry tbh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"possible satanist lol"

Him, the gardening bloke and the one from lst of the summer wine?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hes always given me the eebie jeebies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone think he has false teeth,is a yet to come out closet homosexual,and im sure he wears a toupee....."

My dear old Nan (bless her soul) would whack you with her handbag for having a pop at Cliff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine poor old Cliff must distrust and despise more or less everybody, with good reason, judging by the wild allegations.

Like him or loathe him, you can't argue with his box office receipts and gold discs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could add hes probably had a face lift , lipo and drinks his own urine but whats the point ?? hes an entertainer still in the business after 50/60 years ...not my cup of tea at all but good on yer cliff ......

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cliff Richards...lost interest after Una Stubbs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He looks good for his age because he looks after himself and he has had a stress free life because he had the good sense not to get married and have kids, not that im a fan of his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how he cant do enough for children in need just when his new albums comin out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Ridiculous"
sure is and what people dont know thay make up .. just to keep themselfs happy . I look at clif as a young spirt and will never be old .. he is a caring man and never come across nasty to no one ... see to alot of people that makes him weird .Thay think how can he be nice 24/7 as thay think he is hiding stuff ... sad really .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny how he cant do enough for children in need just when his new albums comin out"
SOON my mum and dad love him .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He looks good for his age because he looks after himself and he has had a stress free life because he had the good sense not to get married and have kids, not that im a fan of his."

He looks youthful because of no sex! Its not a good trade off if you ask me.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok the serious allegation has been removed,I really don't think Admin want suing.

If you quoted the post that will have been removed too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok the serious allegation has been removed,I really don't think Admin want suing.

If you quoted the post that will have been removed too."

Is that the super injunction coming into effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quoted so my post has been taken off.

Cliff portrays himself to be a wholesome, religious man and I've never read anything to the contrary. He's talented, good looking, enjoyed by millions, good look to him.

I don't know if he is celibate, lots of people are. Sex is healthy though, so its wrong to suggest he looks younger because of not indulging in sex. He seems to live a quiet life, lots of celebrities feel the need to live reclusive lives because too many people are eager to sell sensationalist stories on them.

What I do feel sad about though is how people who are religious, clean cut, not linked to various models or actresses or don't have their relationships splashed across the tabloids are looked on as 'weird'.

How we are more accepting of heroin addict or alcoholic rock stars as role models for our kids rather than someone who is not reported as being tarnished in this way. And again like Susan Boyle, look at how many people laughed and were scornful before the woman even opened her mouth.

As my mum would say, the youth of today, its no wonder they grow up to be like they are listening to those idiots (this was in direct reference to my brothers Never Mind the Bollox album

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