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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The advert said there was hundreds of desperate women in my area looking for sex

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 6 days.

I thought this website would get me a river of clunge

Too many men on here I think.

Women have it too easy

Everybody else's fault but mine

The profile help thread I made 6 days ago was helpful but I didn't follow any advice as it meant putting effort in.

So I'm trying again

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Did you call them SLUTS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again? "

No, I shouldnt have to. Women should just want me anyway

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Have you tried turning it off and on again? "

Smarty pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send dick pics to all of them, if they reject you or ignore you send abuse, they secretly love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you call them SLUTS?"

Yes, that's what women are. Either sluts or fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send dick pics to all of them, if they reject you or ignore you send abuse, they secretly love it."

I tell women, my dick is small but can fill a pram. They too stupid to know what I mean

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Have you tried all options ? I’m sure if you build it they will come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

No, I shouldnt have to. Women should just want me anyway"

I know but sometimes there is a glitch in the matrix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried all options ? I’m sure if you build it they will come "

I give them options. bareback or a secretly cut condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Smarty pants "

Like that's a surprise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

No, I shouldnt have to. Women should just want me anyway

I know but sometimes there is a glitch in the matrix"

You put a glitch in my sexuality

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Did you call them SLUTS?

Yes, that's what women are. Either sluts or fake"

Damn timewasters not dropping to their knees

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Smarty pants

Like that's a surprise? "

Is it wrong that made my chuff twitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

No, I shouldnt have to. Women should just want me anyway

I know but sometimes there is a glitch in the matrix

You put a glitch in my sexuality "

I do that to alot of people. Mainly women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Smarty pants

Like that's a surprise?

Is it wrong that made my chuff twitch?"

I don't know about wrong. Odd perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

No, I shouldnt have to. Women should just want me anyway

I know but sometimes there is a glitch in the matrix

You put a glitch in my sexuality

I do that to alot of people. Mainly women. "

Don't worry, there all fakes or dickteases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

No, I shouldnt have to. Women should just want me anyway

I know but sometimes there is a glitch in the matrix

You put a glitch in my sexuality

I do that to alot of people. Mainly women.

Don't worry, there all fakes or dickteases "

That's what I'm starting to think.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Smarty pants

Like that's a surprise?

Is it wrong that made my chuff twitch?

I don't know about wrong. Odd perhaps. "

Yes... yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them how much you cum and compare yourself to some industrial mode of transport. It’ll make you irresistible.

Failing that, hire a really cheap hotel room somewhere else and blanket message your new audience asking them to come over in stockings and heels within the next half hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

No, I shouldnt have to. Women should just want me anyway

I know but sometimes there is a glitch in the matrix

You put a glitch in my sexuality

I do that to alot of people. Mainly women.

Don't worry, there all fakes or dickteases "

We are all men its true. Im sweating into my leather gaming chair typing this, scratching my butt and slurping beer. Sexy boys, dont stop the chatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried sending friend requests to all the women you've never even spoken to?

Thats a sure fire way to get my quim wet

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Have you tried sending said ladies spread arse cheek pics? It is a known scientific fact that no lady can resist the sight of an anus so tastefully displayed.

Even in the animal kingdom, so many males of the species employ this exact same technique in order to secure a partner. Just look at Peacocks for instance; Arse in the air and spread wide - guaranteed sex on the way

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"The advert said there was hundreds of desperate women in my area looking for sex

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 6 days.

I thought this website would get me a river of clunge

Too many men on here I think.

Women have it too easy

Everybody else's fault but mine

The profile help thread I made 6 days ago was helpful but I didn't follow any advice as it meant putting effort in.

So I'm trying again"

Have you tried sending out cock pics?

Or putting 147 cock pics on your profile from different angles.

Wimmin love that kind of thing.

Can't believe no one else suggested it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know. No effort in and no results back. Women are just too picky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mention that you are A vegan, you'll get all the chicks

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Mention that you are A vegan, you'll get all the chicks "

Or a Trump supporter......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The advert said there was hundreds of desperate women in my area looking for sex

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 6 days.

I thought this website would get me a river of clunge

Too many men on here I think.

Women have it too easy

Everybody else's fault but mine

The profile help thread I made 6 days ago was helpful but I didn't follow any advice as it meant putting effort in.

So I'm trying again"

I've just looked at your profile, it's stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update your status to ;

Horny and bored, who wants to drain my sack while I watch Homes under the Hammer, as I balance a bag of Doritos on your head. PM for details sluts!

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