FabSwingers.com forum: The person above you just made a shocking revelation

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But what was it?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

He actually hates cake and swells up double his size

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"He actually hates cake and swells up double his size"

Before a meet they cover their genitals in marmite.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

They are actually super intelligent lab squirrels in disguise.

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By *he Dork KnightMan
over a year ago

Newport

She likes to bungee jump naked into a vat of cold custard.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

He’s actually Spider-Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's pineapple juice that makes her ass Juicy.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

The film wonder woman is actually an autobiography of her life.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

We're Siamese twins separated at birth

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The film wonder woman is actually an autobiography of her life. "

They won the last Boat Race, naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The film wonder woman is actually an autobiography of her life.

They won the last Boat Race, naked!"

She slept with Dennis the menace.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He didn’t want to meet us

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The film wonder woman is actually an autobiography of her life.

They won the last Boat Race, naked!

She slept with Dennis the menace. "

He has a large iambic penameter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He didn’t want to meet us

Oh yes he did

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"He didn’t want to meet us

Oh yes he did

He was much further away than he claimed to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The film wonder woman is actually an autobiography of her life.

They won the last Boat Race, naked!

She slept with Dennis the menace.

He has a large iambic penameter"
she has just had a sexy meet with Roger the dodger

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

He was the fucked who hit my car last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She went to bed with a rightie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was the fucked who hit my car last week "
think your mistaken it was the wife's g spot I hit

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

His train date turned up and verified him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His train date turned up and verified him

She wants groups fun with The Jam

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

He's got an outie belly button

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

They have a secret love child with Cristiano Ronaldo butler

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He can’t cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can’t cook

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she's flat chested

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"He can’t cook

They are certainly not beginners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes the 5th earl of winchester

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Hes the 5th earl of winchester"

he is luke skywalkers father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was infact my milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"It was infact my milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr you mean me!?!?!?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

He was involved with Cliff Richard before all the media storm

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"He was involved with Cliff Richard before all the media storm "

His first name is Redred and he can't pronounce his "W"s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was involved with Cliff Richard before all the media storm

His first name is Redred and he can't pronounce his "W"s"
she's not a mini she's a maxi

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"He was involved with Cliff Richard before all the media storm

His first name is Redred and he can't pronounce his "W"sshe's not a mini she's a maxi"

He auditioned for the part of Danger Mouse and got turned down. He was offered the role of Penfold but was worried it would type cast him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was involved with Cliff Richard before all the media storm

His first name is Redred and he can't pronounce his "W"sshe's not a mini she's a maxi

He auditioned for the part of Danger Mouse and got turned down. He was offered the role of Penfold but was worried it would type cast him. "
he's not a vine he's a

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"He was involved with Cliff Richard before all the media storm

His first name is Redred and he can't pronounce his "W"sshe's not a mini she's a maxi

He auditioned for the part of Danger Mouse and got turned down. He was offered the role of Penfold but was worried it would type cast him. he's not a vine he's a

Lives in Basingstoke, loves braising steak.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"He was involved with Cliff Richard before all the media storm

His first name is Redred and he can't pronounce his "W"sshe's not a mini she's a maxi

He auditioned for the part of Danger Mouse and got turned down. He was offered the role of Penfold but was worried it would type cast him. he's not a vine he's a

Lives in Basingstoke, loves braising steak."

Was in the original line up of Atomic Kitten but left for artistic differences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It deleted the reference to a plant that grows indiscriminately everywhere you don't want it to a w#ed

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He’s promised to stop taking photos of wonky mirrors

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

That FAF infact means

Fabulous

Fabbing

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By *he Dork KnightMan
over a year ago

Newport

They once had a UK number one at the height of Brit Pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They once had a UK number one at the height of Brit Pop."

He ate the last pack of frazzles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They once had a UK number one at the height of Brit Pop.

He ate the last pack of frazzles "
she's not cute and he's not endowed photoshop need I say anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His train date turned up and verified him

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your funny I really like you could I try and laugh u into bed sweetpea ? A xxx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"His train date turned up and verified him

your funny I really like you could I try and laugh u into bed sweetpea ? A xxx"

Appeared in a Midlands Crimewatch reconstruction.

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

"His train date turned up and verified him

your funny I really like you could I try and laugh u into bed sweetpea ? A xxx

Appeared in a Midlands Crimewatch reconstruction."

Is secretly royalty!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Drives a tractor through the little village ever6 Saturday just to wave at his favourite shop assistant

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"He actually hates cake and swells up double his size

Before a meet they cover their genitals in marmite."

Mmmm yummy

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"He actually hates cake and swells up double his size

Before a meet they cover their genitals in marmite.

Mmmm yummy

Arrested for being too sexy for Stoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He actually hates cake and swells up double his size

Before a meet they cover their genitals in marmite.

Mmmm yummy

Arrested for being too sexy for Stoke"
It's not true this woman has a sought after accent

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"He actually hates cake and swells up double his size

Before a meet they cover their genitals in marmite.

Mmmm yummy

Arrested for being too sexy for StokeIt's not true this woman has a sought after accent "

Never wears a vest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He actually hates cake and swells up double his size

Before a meet they cover their genitals in marmite.

Mmmm yummy

Arrested for being too sexy for StokeIt's not true this woman has a sought after accent

Never wears a vest."
the arse in profile pic isn't hers it's actually Sir Ringo Stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His name isn't James but Jamie

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The glue on beard fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s actually 100% straight and says he’s bi to get the chicks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"He’s actually 100% straight and says he’s bi to get the chicks"

It works

He’s a wild wildebeest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s actually 100% straight and says he’s bi to get the chicks

It works

He’s a wild wildebeest "

HIs bicep is fake- it's an implant!

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Hyderabad India

It’s really as juicy (albeit prickly) as a pineapple

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"He’s actually 100% straight and says he’s bi to get the chicks

It works

He’s a wild wildebeest "

He's not really from Brighton, actually hails from bognor Regis.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Hyderabad India

"He’s actually 100% straight and says he’s bi to get the chicks

It works

He’s a wild wildebeest

HIs bicep is fake- it's an implant!

She cums strawberry liquor

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By *he Dork KnightMan
over a year ago

Newport

They have been accepted by NASA for the first manned mission to Mars.

Since finding out they have watched The Martian on loop for 6 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have been accepted by NASA for the first manned mission to Mars.

Since finding out they have watched The Martian on loop for 6 weeks. "

Haha I love your username

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By *at3232Woman
over a year ago

the moon

Boring And bald;)

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By *he Dork KnightMan
over a year ago

Newport

"They have been accepted by NASA for the first manned mission to Mars.

Since finding out they have watched The Martian on loop for 6 weeks.

Haha I love your username

Your the first person to get the reference.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He’s never watched Dr who!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"He’s never watched Dr who!!!"

They are actually a single malet. And he hates cake

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"He’s never watched Dr who!!!

They are actually a single malet. And he hates cake "

Writes speeches for Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s never watched Dr who!!!

They are actually a single malet. And he hates cake

Writes speeches for Donald Trump

He always shakes your penis hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"[Removed by poster at 19/07/18 21:33:06]"

He told us that he never changes his mind

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