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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Not me you nosy buggers ....

I took Pooch on a doggy date last night thinking he's a 2 year old virgin . I guessed he'd be interested in a lovely little female terrier . The owner wanted puppies and we thought let's get them together. So Pooch got there , sniffed her arse and fucked off out in the garden and went to sleep . Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think you should congratulate pooch that he's not a slag and isn't doing the any holes a goal mentality, maybe he wasn't attracted to her or wanted to get to know her personality first?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well I think you should congratulate pooch that he's not a slag and isn't doing the any holes a goal mentality, maybe he wasn't attracted to her or wanted to get to know her personality first? "
Haha perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be gay

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You might have to help him/show him what to do and where it goes.

I don't know how you go about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he even buy her a drink???

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

She didnt smell right, maybe she had *fishy fanny

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Could be gay "
Can dogs be gay ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You might have to help him/show him what to do and where it goes.

I don't know how you go about that"
Surely they know. It's animal instinct

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did he even buy her a drink??? "
Ah that's why . Damn

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"She didnt smell right, maybe she had *fishy fanny"

Eeewwwwwww

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You might have to help him/show him what to do and where it goes.

I don't know how you go about that Surely they know. It's animal instinct "

Not always. Seriously, you might have to put the (doggy) P into the V for him

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You might have to help him/show him what to do and where it goes.

I don't know how you go about that Surely they know. It's animal instinct

Not always. Seriously, you might have to put the (doggy) P into the V for him"
That is not happening . Ever . He can work it out for himself Thankyou very much

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Not me you nosy buggers ....

I took Pooch on a doggy date last night thinking he's a 2 year old virgin . I guessed he'd be interested in a lovely little female terrier . The owner wanted puppies and we thought let's get them together. So Pooch got there , sniffed her arse and fucked off out in the garden and went to sleep . Charming "

I'm trying to shoehorn a "doggy style" joke in.

Theres got to be one in there somewhere. ......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Not me you nosy buggers ....

I took Pooch on a doggy date last night thinking he's a 2 year old virgin . I guessed he'd be interested in a lovely little female terrier . The owner wanted puppies and we thought let's get them together. So Pooch got there , sniffed her arse and fucked off out in the garden and went to sleep . Charming

I'm trying to shoehorn a "doggy style" joke in.

Theres got to be one in there somewhere. ...... "
Well I have to say that the dogs owner was quite fit , so that would have been funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet my dogs mount each other for a while week when the girl is in season.

He's been done, but they don't know that. Her turn soon.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You might have to just let them socialise with each other for say 15 minutes or so a few times.

You get to chat the other owner up.

Whoever does it first gets a prize, make a game of it.

You either buy your dog a 'well done' gift or you buy yourself one.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You might have to just let them socialise with each other for say 15 minutes or so a few times.

You get to chat the other owner up.

Whoever does it first gets a prize, make a game of it.

You either buy your dog a 'well done' gift or you buy yourself one."
Haha . I may make an excuse just to go round there again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps he’s shy and doesn’t want an audience x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Perhaps he’s shy and doesn’t want an audience x "
A bit like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps he’s shy and doesn’t want an audience x A bit like me "

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Bitch prob not in heat.

Always the male that gets the blame.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bitch prob not in heat.

Always the male that gets the blame."
But it was my dogs fault lol. I just don't think he fancied her

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Maybe they should have had a social first instead of going straight to a play meet?

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

I’m guessing she was ruff ,,,,,,, sorry that was a bit of a howler

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

It's very warm... Maybe he just couldn't be bothered with all that humping and panting in the middle of a heatwave? Give them a few more chances, maybe when it cools down a bit.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It's very warm... Maybe he just couldn't be bothered with all that humping and panting in the middle of a heatwave? Give them a few more chances, maybe when it cools down a bit."
Trying again tonight . Hope I can chat her owner up too she's fit as

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Not me you nosy buggers ....

I took Pooch on a doggy date last night thinking he's a 2 year old virgin . I guessed he'd be interested in a lovely little female terrier . The owner wanted puppies and we thought let's get them together. So Pooch got there , sniffed her arse and fucked off out in the garden and went to sleep . Charming "

Lucky Pooch.

At lest he had a chance. Witch is mor than ive had

Seriously thow maybe she is not in sezon yet ?

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