FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

As we hurtle towards Christmas

the rants don’t seem to be abating

So enter this safe space and unburden yourself.

Ranters assemble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunts behind the wheel of a vehicle while doing any of the following...

On the phone

Brushing their hair

Doing makeup

Scoffing a 3 course meal

Watching a laptop

Drinking beer (yes I actually saw and reported this yesterday)

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm having to work when the weather is hot instead of sunbathing naked

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"I'm having to work when the weather is hot instead of sunbathing naked

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunts behind the wheel of a vehicle while doing...

Drinking beer (yes I actually saw and reported this yesterday)"

Is it illegal though? The others are.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

That pterodactyl squawking and squawking is still outside my window every morning.... my catapult just doesn’t cut it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can go fock Urself coz I hate U

#youknowwhoyouare

#grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk of fucking Christmas in July

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

All the time spent fucking about in denial that a hard Brexit was inevitable, when it's been obvious (from day one) that there was never going to be a deal. UK wants to 'cherry pick', EU was never going to allow it.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When you ignore a crap/offensive message - That's a no thanks.

When they send it again, a week later, so you block them.

Then they create a new profile, identical to the old, then send the same message again.

And repeat.

Can't decide if they've got serious short term memory issues, or truly believe one day I'll actually say yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunts behind the wheel of a vehicle while doing...

Drinking beer (yes I actually saw and reported this yesterday)

Is it illegal though? The others are. "

A copper will nick you for sipping from any drink if they see you. So yes, it's illegal.

The fact that it was beer made it even more an even more irresponsible thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we're in drought conditions, I'm being forced to do a job that we've blatantly been told is a time wasting exercise, just to keep us busy.

My days currently are being spent trampsing through overgrown fields, in the middle of nowhere finding valves and hydrants that will probably never be looked at again.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Cunts behind the wheel of a vehicle while doing any of the following...

On the phone

Brushing their hair

Doing makeup

Scoffing a 3 course meal

Watching a laptop

Drinking beer (yes I actually saw and reported this yesterday)"

All of them do my head in

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm having to work when the weather is hot instead of sunbathing naked

You have no ability to take time off?

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"That pterodactyl squawking and squawking is still outside my window every morning.... my catapult just doesn’t cut it ... "

Find yourself a blunderbuss Babs - job done

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Talk of fucking Christmas in July

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"All the time spent fucking about in denial that a hard Brexit was inevitable, when it's been obvious (from day one) that there was never going to be a deal. UK wants to 'cherry pick', EU was never going to allow it."

It’s a shit shower alright

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"When you ignore a crap/offensive message - That's a no thanks.

When they send it again, a week later, so you block them.

Then they create a new profile, identical to the old, then send the same message again.

And repeat.

Can't decide if they've got serious short term memory issues, or truly believe one day I'll actually say yes.

Definitely approved

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Because we're in drought conditions, I'm being forced to do a job that we've blatantly been told is a time wasting exercise, just to keep us busy.

My days currently are being spent trampsing through overgrown fields, in the middle of nowhere finding valves and hydrants that will probably never be looked at again. "

Are you Theresa May?

Beats talking to numpties all day

Money for nothing. Denied

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Where do I start

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Where do I start "

With a deep breath and then at the beginning

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Oh bugger... had mine yesterday.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Getting messages asking for help new to this etc...

Lack of sleep/

I'm cold.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"When you ignore a crap/offensive message - That's a no thanks.

When they send it again, a week later, so you block them.

Then they create a new profile, identical to the old, then send the same message again.

And repeat.

Can't decide if they've got serious short term memory issues, or truly believe one day I'll actually say yes.

Definitely approved

Thank you!

I feel cleansed now x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

6 weeks after my interview and 5 weeks after being told I was wanted for a second interview, I've finally got it in the diary.

So no rants today.

Unless of course you'd like to hear about the hypocritical judgemental dictators I see on the forums all too frequently?

You know, the ones who'll slate people they obviously dislike for one thing, and completely ignore the same actions from some they like.

On reflection, maybe I do have a rant....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

200 days in to the year already?!... Feck!

Can I have a rant about the year going by too fast and not being able to stop and appreciate the summer before it'll be gone? Ferris Bueller quote springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is as usual I’ve had to get up make my own tea, and am sitting here on my own. Wouldn’t normally mind but it’s my birthday so was hoping for a bit of company off the kids x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one today... Dog Shit.. how hard is it to bag it and place it in the bins provided.. I always do and I suspect most dog walkers do too..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with middle age spread wearing skinny jeans that make them look like little robin redbreasts.

Stop it, it's not attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that seem to think I can be available 24/7

And message me at 2am.

And want to know every detail of my life.

Just fuck off

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I see .

The weather is pissing me off and I’ve also got a spot

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've had one of those days!

I could rant about incompetent social workers trying to cover their own arses.

Several more idiots who don't grasp simple English, it's still a no.

People who assume they can restart something 8mths later, and don't understand why it's a no.

Selfish teenagers, who go missing for 7hrs, oblivious to the panic they cause.

Instead, I'm thinking of the lovely customers who left me a £20 tip today, and a note on the napkin saying the best meal they'd ever had.

I think after today I'll spend that £20 on a nice bottle of gin.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"That pterodactyl squawking and squawking is still outside my window every morning.... my catapult just doesn’t cut it ...

Find yourself a blunderbuss Babs - job done

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I don’t know what it is but it will be dicing with death it carries on (I couldn’t hurt it though

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you ignore a crap/offensive message - That's a no thanks.

When they send it again, a week later, so you block them.

Then they create a new profile, identical to the old, then send the same message again.

And repeat.

Can't decide if they've got serious short term memory issues, or truly believe one day I'll actually say yes.

This. Then get abusive with you if you do reply with a polite no thankyou x

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By *itania70Woman
over a year ago

Denton

Being stood up 3 times this week making it over 60 this year so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brothers fighting. You would think being 35 and 36 they would act like sensible adults. It's like growing up all over again

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Getting messages asking for help new to this etc...

Lack of sleep/

I'm cold.

Ss"

It all adds up

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"6 weeks after my interview and 5 weeks after being told I was wanted for a second interview, I've finally got it in the diary.

So no rants today.

Unless of course you'd like to hear about the hypocritical judgemental dictators I see on the forums all too frequently?

You know, the ones who'll slate people they obviously dislike for one thing, and completely ignore the same actions from some they like.

On reflection, maybe I do have a rant....

Shhh they’ll hear you

Loose lips sink ships - with enough lube

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"200 days in to the year already?!... Feck!

Can I have a rant about the year going by too fast and not being able to stop and appreciate the summer before it'll be gone? Ferris Bueller quote springs to mind."

I’ll admit that I’ve wished parts of the year to fly by but I know where you are coming from

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My rant is as usual I’ve had to get up make my own tea, and am sitting here on my own. Wouldn’t normally mind but it’s my birthday so was hoping for a bit of company off the kids x

That’s not good

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have one today... Dog Shit.. how hard is it to bag it and place it in the bins provided.. I always do and I suspect most dog walkers do too..x"

Definitely approved

Disgraceful behaviour

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Men with middle age spread wearing skinny jeans that make them look like little robin redbreasts.

Stop it, it's not attractive. "

Having attempted to get in to skinny jeans and nearly wet myself laughing at my failure, I agree

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"People that seem to think I can be available 24/7

And message me at 2am.

And want to know every detail of my life.

Just fuck off"

Nosey Parkers

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I see .

The weather is pissing me off and I’ve also got a spot"

Must try harder

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Being stood up 3 times this week making it over 60 this year so far"

Wow

And men complain that they never get the chance to meet?!

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"My brothers fighting. You would think being 35 and 36 they would act like sensible adults. It's like growing up all over again

They need their heads knocked together or they’ll be sent to their rooms without any tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pussy for dessert

No tits for breakfast

Got told: are you fucking kidding me

For being over qualified to a part time job I applied

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"No pussy for dessert

No tits for breakfast

Got told: are you fucking kidding me

For being over qualified to a part time job I applied"

Perhaps choose other animals to eat instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pussy for dessert

No tits for breakfast

Got told: are you fucking kidding me

For being over qualified to a part time job I applied

Perhaps choose other animals to eat instead?

Denied

Neighbours don’t have dogs or I would have

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"6 weeks after my interview and 5 weeks after being told I was wanted for a second interview, I've finally got it in the diary.

So no rants today.

Unless of course you'd like to hear about the hypocritical judgemental dictators I see on the forums all too frequently?

You know, the ones who'll slate people they obviously dislike for one thing, and completely ignore the same actions from some they like.

On reflection, maybe I do have a rant....

Shhh they’ll hear you

Loose lips sink ships - with enough lube

True, they do.

Is that approved or not though?

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Can I rant that’s it’s friday and I missed Thursday rant day? Is that allowed?

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