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By *abmummy27 OP   Woman
over a year ago

up north

I thought the drought was caused by this warm weather but nope it's definitely between my legs .. I think I'm loosing my touch.. hmm sat here thinking how much of a possibility it is that if this no sex phase continues any longer I may have to endure the wonderful experience of what loosing my virginity once again was ( till he pushed it in and I came back to reality anyway )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only 40 miles way.

See you soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you not replying because you're on your way?

Because if so, I need to do some emergency manscaping and sit ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it. I'll do them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it. I'll do them anyway "

So rude ! She could have replied straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it. I'll do them anyway

So rude ! She could have replied straight away "

Obviously another fake

#Everyonesfaultbutmine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it. I'll do them anyway

So rude ! She could have replied straight away

Obviously another fake

#Everyonesfaultbutmine "

#lucid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it. I'll do them anyway

So rude ! She could have replied straight away

Obviously another fake

#Everyonesfaultbutmine

#lucid"

#slitmyballsonmyrazor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it. I'll do them anyway "

Leave them be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it. I'll do them anyway

Leave them be."

The balls or the sit ups?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Some 80 year old man is cracking one out now cake

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some 80 year old man is cracking one out now cake

Well done "

And that's the most sexual contact I'll get all week

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By *abmummy27 OP   Woman
over a year ago

up north


"Some 80 year old man is cracking one out now cake

Well done "

I pulled a hip doing so too young man thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some 80 year old man is cracking one out now cake

Well done

I pulled a hip doing so too young man thanks for that "

Cakes still got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a guy, everyone would be like ‘you’ve got 12 veri’s and your last one was last month’

But as you aren’t a guy....just checking the bus times to your house

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By *abmummy27 OP   Woman
over a year ago

up north

Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll

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By *abmummy27 OP   Woman
over a year ago

up north


"If you were a guy, everyone would be like ‘you’ve got 12 veri’s and your last one was last month’

But as you aren’t a guy....just checking the bus times to your house "

but my last veris from two months ago also only involved sucking dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll "

Could have watched on my flat screen mirror. But you know, what evs!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I think you need to stop complaining love

You have had some sex recently.

People worse off than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you need to stop complaining love

You have had some sex recently.

People worse off than you "

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll "

In that case may I offer my services.

It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Some 80 year old man is cracking one out now cake

Well done

And that's the most sexual contact I'll get all week"

More than OP

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By *abmummy27 OP   Woman
over a year ago

up north

January seems likes forever ago it's costing me a fortune in batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"January seems likes forever ago it's costing me a fortune in batteries "

Should have bought some rechargables on Amazon prime day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll

In that case may I offer my services.

It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher "

You might have a faulty nozzle if you havnt been serviced in a while

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll

In that case may I offer my services.

It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher

You might have a faulty nozzle if you havnt been serviced in a while"

Oh god I hope not.

Best get it serviced then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"January seems likes forever ago it's costing me a fortune in batteries "

Do you need sympathy sex?

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By *abmummy27 OP   Woman
over a year ago

up north

Does your extinguisher shoot powder?

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By *abmummy27 OP   Woman
over a year ago

up north


"January seems likes forever ago it's costing me a fortune in batteries

Do you need sympathy sex?"

do you need a nail file for your claws?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"January seems likes forever ago it's costing me a fortune in batteries

Do you need sympathy sex?

do you need a nail file for your claws? "

I'm getting them done tomorrow, thanks though hun.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Does your extinguisher shoot powder?"

If I want much longer before testing it, it may probably shoot cobwebs

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By *abmummy27 OP   Woman
over a year ago

up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll

In that case may I offer my services.

It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher

You might have a faulty nozzle if you havnt been serviced in a while

Oh god I hope not.

Best get it serviced then "

Always best

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll

In that case may I offer my services.

It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher

You might have a faulty nozzle if you havnt been serviced in a while

Oh god I hope not.

Best get it serviced then

Always best "

Any ideas of the best servicing routine ?

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