FabSwingers.com forum: On a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive do you feel right now?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

4/10 for me. Points for being freshly showered and shaved and in some pretty cute but skimpy jammies. Minus points for the charcoal nose pore cleansing strip slapped on me mug.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always 9. whatever the weather is like outside my apartment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1/10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3/10. Still got my amazing tits and arse but man, I look and feel so rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just off out to taste the delights Paris can offer. If you cant feel sexy here, where can you hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a 6. I'm sweaty and bloated from the heat and my dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 cause I’m a sweaty mess after my workout and cooking lol.

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just off out to taste the delights Paris can offer. If you cant feel sexy here, where can you hehe"

Does it really smell bad in Paris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self doubting 3!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3...just out the dentist...had a filling and 3 jags. Feel like the Elephant Man.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Period week so I'm feeling bloated, a spot just appeared on my chin, and I'm sat in leggings smelling of burger after cooking for the kids. So a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just off out to taste the delights Paris can offer. If you cant feel sexy here, where can you hehe

Does it really smell bad in Paris?"

I heaed the rumours too but honestly its been fine

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Probably around a 6.5? My hair is tamed, my skin has a good tan... I need to get my arse out for a run and will feel oddly more attractive after that so about an 8 in a couple of hours (I'm guessing).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off the scale right now... I've lost tons of weight and feeling good about myself again...apart from my hair looks shit today because I couldn't be arsed so it's in a messy bun... apart from that I'm smokin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I showered a shave. Now feeling like a 6!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you give zero fucks, it’s always a 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10

Abso-chuffing-lutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2, not very attractive today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off the scale right now... I've lost tons of weight and feeling good about myself again...apart from my hair looks shit today because I couldn't be arsed so it's in a messy bun... apart from that I'm smokin'

Oh and that's a 10+

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm off the scale right now... I've lost tons of weight and feeling good about myself again..."

I'm genuinely happy to read this - not that you care or anything yadda yadda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off the scale right now... I've lost tons of weight and feeling good about myself again...

I'm genuinely happy to read this - not that you care or anything yadda yadda.

Thank you...

Careful... I'll begin to get the impression you like me really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- a lot

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"- a lot "

Impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.5? The warm sun sets my cells singing with delight and beautiful women are walking around dressed in skimpy revealing suggestive clothing. So feeling pretty sexy. But nothing brings me to a state of vibrant sexuality more than enjoying the attraction of a deeply attractive woman. Missing that at the mo. Perhaps she's out there reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- a lot

Impossible"

Why is it impossible for me to know how I feel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just off out to taste the delights Paris can offer. If you cant feel sexy here, where can you hehe

Does it really smell bad in Paris?

I heaed the rumours too but honestly its been fine

A French work colleague told me that a few years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today, I would say 5 on the outside and a 2 on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- a lot

Impossible

Why is it impossible for me to know how I feel?"

Because zero is the lowest.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just in from working in garage all day so smelling all sweet and diesely. I'm covered in old oil. You get the idea. Can we go into minuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dreary 1

Confidence 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 I feel spiffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel about a 7 as I had a meet today and it went well and we are planning the next one. He made me feel good about myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4/10 for me. Points for being freshly showered and shaved and in some pretty cute but skimpy jammies. Minus points for the charcoal nose pore cleansing strip slapped on me mug. "
8 had really great sex, am having food no shower yet though watching movie about tsunami in Thailand true story

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I've just done some exercise, so feeling an 8.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10..!!!! I have that after glow that a fantastic sexual meet leaves you with and a smile from ear to ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- a lot

Impossible

Why is it impossible for me to know how I feel?

Because zero is the lowest. "

Yvaine will give me a pass because she loves me. So

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

3-4 as just cycled home, chain came off so all sweaty and oily, to find there’s been a power cut and ovens kaput.....

Stiff drink and bath before I increase my score...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remember, you're somebody's reason to masturbate"

-Mary Berry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Maybe a 5.

My hair and make up looks shit hot.

But I feel like my uterus is falling out.

It's not fun

And I don't feel sexy waddling around with a bloat belly

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

About 6 and thats pushing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10..!!!! I have that after glow that a fantastic sexual meet leaves you with and a smile from ear to ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe a 5.

My hair and make up looks shit hot.

But I feel like my uterus is falling out.

It's not fun

And I don't feel sexy waddling around with a bloat belly "

You'll always be a 5.5 to me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Maybe a 5.

My hair and make up looks shit hot.

But I feel like my uterus is falling out.

It's not fun

And I don't feel sexy waddling around with a bloat belly

You'll always be a 5.5 to me

I want to lick your left brogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe a 5.

My hair and make up looks shit hot.

But I feel like my uterus is falling out.

It's not fun

And I don't feel sexy waddling around with a bloat belly

You'll always be a 5.5 to me

I want to lick your left brogue "

Help yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10..!!!! I have that after glow that a fantastic sexual meet leaves you with and a smile from ear to ear

Ooo good for you Ruby

xxx

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

2 at a push but a happy 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long day at work trampsing through overgrown fields, introduction meeting at my child's school I knew nothing about untill 4 hours ago so literally hair scraped back probably with some sort of foliage still in there, no makeup, whatever clothes were to hand when I walked in from work and back out the door. Literally just walked back in.

So not looking particularly great

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"5"
More like a 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10..!!!! I have that after glow that a fantastic sexual meet leaves you with and a smile from ear to ear

Thats why the 72

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steady 2 as always

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

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By *isex80Man
over a year ago

Palmers Green

Given the fact I have been up since 3 am for work, on day two of a bloody summer cold and that my nose looks like Rudolph... I’d say 6

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

8/10. Just finished exercising and feel my muscles tense. Still on a high from my weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5More like a 9

"I have that within which passeth show... These but the trappings and the suits of woe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4/10 for me. Mrs

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

Prob a 6. In my gym gear waiting for my bootcamp members to arrive

Miss

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

About a 6. In pain and feeling lousy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a huge much needed shit so I'm definitely feeling a 10 right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10..!!!! I have that after glow that a fantastic sexual meet leaves you with and a smile from ear to ear

Ooo good for you Ruby

xxx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right at this very moment... a solid 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2.5

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

3 at the moment. No makeup, sleep deprived, hairs gone mental and I’ve got pizza sauce at the corner of my lips.

Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 at the moment. No makeup, sleep deprived, hairs gone mental and I’ve got pizza sauce at the corner of my lips.

Sexy."

It's ok. Make up is frowned upon. For not wearing any you get +5

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A solid 8

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

My experimental beard is looking good, great new tattoo, sun on my skin all day, got a lovely compliment from a woman. 10.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

About a 5

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"3 at the moment. No makeup, sleep deprived, hairs gone mental and I’ve got pizza sauce at the corner of my lips.

Sexy.

It's ok. Make up is frowned upon. For not wearing any you get +5

Woop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing in morning and I'm feeling a 7 have coffee looking not bad and looking forward to the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now a 2 . Just done a 12 hour shift . Red eyes . Bags . Besides that I look gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe to most I'm off the minus scale, but to me I'm a perfect 10, if you don't think you're attractive, no bugger else will.

As my profile states, I'm the most perfectly imperfect person you will ever meet (and I'm fucking good in the sack!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe to most I'm off the minus scale, but to me I'm a perfect 10, if you don't think you're attractive, no bugger else will.

As my profile states, I'm the most perfectly imperfect person you will ever meet (and I'm fucking good in the sack!!!)

"
hessian or jute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe to most I'm off the minus scale, but to me I'm a perfect 10, if you don't think you're attractive, no bugger else will.

As my profile states, I'm the most perfectly imperfect person you will ever meet (and I'm fucking good in the sack!!!)

hessian or jute?

Does it matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. My face in the morning is one only a mother could love.

Who knew spots AND wrinkles were a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe to most I'm off the minus scale, but to me I'm a perfect 10, if you don't think you're attractive, no bugger else will.

As my profile states, I'm the most perfectly imperfect person you will ever meet (and I'm fucking good in the sack!!!)

hessian or jute?

Does it matter?

"
nooooo but for egg and spoon race it might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushing a 3. Bedhead, blood shot eyes, sleep dribble, wrinkled....actually make that a 4.

Coffee and a shower will get me to a 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe to most I'm off the minus scale, but to me I'm a perfect 10, if you don't think you're attractive, no bugger else will.

As my profile states, I'm the most perfectly imperfect person you will ever meet (and I'm fucking good in the sack!!!)

hessian or jute?

Does it matter?

nooooo but for egg and spoon race it might

Pfft, I prefer far more sexy games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe to most I'm off the minus scale, but to me I'm a perfect 10, if you don't think you're attractive, no bugger else will.

As my profile states, I'm the most perfectly imperfect person you will ever meet (and I'm fucking good in the sack!!!)

hessian or jute?

Does it matter?

nooooo but for egg and spoon race it might

Pfft, I prefer far more sexy games

"
do you tell me then what you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe to most I'm off the minus scale, but to me I'm a perfect 10, if you don't think you're attractive, no bugger else will.

As my profile states, I'm the most perfectly imperfect person you will ever meet (and I'm fucking good in the sack!!!)

hessian or jute?

Does it matter?

nooooo but for egg and spoon race it might

Pfft, I prefer far more sexy games

do you tell me then what you like?

I don't give away my secrets...you have to find out for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frumpy 3 for me today

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Maybe a 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up with a sore head remembering how much personal stuff I told my friends last night, dry mouth, a little bit of spit crusted on my cheek and wild hair. I would be pushing to get a 3

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

1. No sleep for days, stress and running out of the good shampoo and using crap stuff that was in the drawer means I look like a bag of shite.

I’m awarding myself 1 only because my lips still look good. They never let me down

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m hoping to push it to a solid 5 once I’ve tackled the hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon around a 6, though i haven't actually got out of bed and looked in the mirror yet, so I could be a 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5- moisturised but no massacre (sic) on yet!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Happy bumbling along at a 3 this morning.

Too much to get done to be bothered about myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stressed no make up and not been to the gym for a fortnight

I’m pushing a 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 most of the time

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

About a 4 (SSS) as in dirty I’ll fitting work clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 5 im coming down of yesterdays high

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Just finished my night shift.... so a 4 lol

But gonna have a shower and put a sexy outfit on for my man who will be here in an hour n Half so should be a 10 in a bit haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh... about a 6.5 I think.

I'm finally happy with my hair, eyebrows are freshly done and I've lost a stone in the last couple of months.

Points deducted for the fact my feet ache so much I'm walking like a little old lady and it's too hot to wear make up without looking like a melted crayon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel full 10/10 all the fucking time

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Still an 8

had a good nights sleep and feel energised. I've got a nice three day stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8,freshly showered hair done no make up as of yet but feeling great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As of this morning, after a good night's sleep, 10! So what if no-one agrees? I can still sneak an appreciative look in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And always better than you face.. hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

For kneecaps to be precise.

But I'll lpve to french kiss your elbows and by saying that I certainly do nkt imply that they look like kneecaps, just saying that they look good enough to be kissed by a bearded welsh man who isn't welsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I'm a 12.

Well I was I until I stood in front of the shaving mirror...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

For kneecaps to be precise.

You’ll always be welsh to me oh bearded one .... now pucker up, my elbows are freshly moisturised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

For kneecaps to be precise.

You’ll always be welsh to me oh bearded one .... now pucker up, my elbows are freshly moisturised

You just saying that because you want to use the swimming pool that I don't have.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

1/10

Major hayfever flare up at the weekend.

4 days later, despite everything the Dr could throw at me, I'm still a red eyed, snotty, hoarse voiced mess.

I've woken myself up several times every night coughing & sneezing.

On the plus side, my pelvic floor has had a good workout this week

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

For kneecaps to be precise.

You’ll always be welsh to me oh bearded one .... now pucker up, my elbows are freshly moisturised

You just saying that because you want to use the swimming pool that I don't have. "
for my skinny dipping yes. But if you don’t have one .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

For kneecaps to be precise.

You’ll always be welsh to me oh bearded one .... now pucker up, my elbows are freshly moisturised

You just saying that because you want to use the swimming pool that I don't have. for my skinny dipping yes. But if you don’t have one ..... "

I just started to dig in the garden that I don't have

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I had a great meet this week so I’m feeling pretty good about myself, a solid 8.5

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

For kneecaps to be precise.

You’ll always be welsh to me oh bearded one .... now pucker up, my elbows are freshly moisturised

You just saying that because you want to use the swimming pool that I don't have. for my skinny dipping yes. But if you don’t have one .....

I just started to dig in the garden that I don't have"

A neighbours garden perhaps? I’ll bring my own bucket of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now it's gotta be 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

For kneecaps to be precise.

You’ll always be welsh to me oh bearded one .... now pucker up, my elbows are freshly moisturised

You just saying that because you want to use the swimming pool that I don't have. for my skinny dipping yes. But if you don’t have one .....

I just started to dig in the garden that I don't have

A neighbours garden perhaps? I’ll bring my own bucket of water "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im creaping back up again now im waking up so il say 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5/10. I could do with losing some fat but it doesn't want to go no matter what I do.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Currently minus infinity as I've had little or no sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since its 1 -10 I'll say 1 I'm all dirty and sweaty digging a big fecking hole

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"About a 4 (SSS) as in dirty I’ll fitting work clothes

Always a 10 to me baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I'm a 5 at the moment, not had a meet on here for a while feeling a bit deflated.....aaahhhhhh I hear you say. Hope it picks up a bit then I'll get to a 9...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going 5, a bit chubby, slightly boss eyed, but I’m told I have a nice smile and a lovely if not big willy. Go me.

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By *969BewitchedWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

About 2 .

Week 3 of broken foot and got a big clumpy boot on 24/7. simple things as hairwashing is a chore as I can't stand on the dodgy foot so not at my best at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice round 8

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By *urveLurverMan
over a year ago

Skyview

5 out of 10.

Wearing only shorts and a tan Versus Bit of a belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an 8.5 now tanned in my shorts white shirt aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. At work and scruffy

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Bad day yesterday but awesome evening so back to being a bouncy 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say 6... so the only way is up

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A very define 1. Just done some gardening, cleaned the pond filters out and fed the monsters. Taking a breather before commencing paint fencing and I've not shaved in 2 days.

Good job I chose nice cool weather...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it about white shirts.. they always look so nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel a great 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitty zero. On a down day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-4

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

- 42

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm actually feeling pretty good about myself currently so a 6.5 or 7

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"- 42 "

The negative meaning of life, the universe and everything?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"- 42

The negative meaning of life, the universe and everything?"

According to Deep Thought and the mice. Although I believe this was later confirmed to be a mistake?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd give myself a big old 2.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"- 42

The negative meaning of life, the universe and everything?

According to Deep Thought and the mice. Although I believe this was later confirmed to be a mistake?

The question was messed up by golgafrincian dilution but shhh we're sounding rather geeky now

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By *he Dork KnightMan
over a year ago

Newport

Around a 1

Just finished Crossfit so I am sweaty, stinky and look terrible.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

3 - tired and feel like shite......can't be arsed sort of day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning has me feeling somewhere in the minus figures. I slept well but my eyes don't want to be open. I need a haircut and shave. Just a bit meh I guess!

G3orgie

Your bent knee will always be a 10 for me

And you have a thing for knees

For kneecaps to be precise.

You’ll always be welsh to me oh bearded one .... now pucker up, my elbows are freshly moisturised

You just saying that because you want to use the swimming pool that I don't have. for my skinny dipping yes. But if you don’t have one .....

I just started to dig in the garden that I don't have

A neighbours garden perhaps? I’ll bring my own bucket of water

Thank you x "

How did I miss this?!

Babs! You incorrigible flirt you!!

And no more knee flashing for you Monsieur Barbe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a 2 right now ,only been up an hour so in green fluffy dressing gown ..

slight cider hangover from a good few hours in the pub last night .

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I was feeling quite good until I looked up there. So a 7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back up to 72

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 8.

I'm looking pretty fine, in all honesty, I would.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Someone’s just made me feel a lot better about myself so 6.5

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9. I'm wearing a pretty, yellow, flowery blouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An 8.

I'm looking pretty fine, in all honesty, I would. "

#becauseyou'reworthit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An 8.

I'm looking pretty fine, in all honesty, I would.

#becauseyou'reworthit

*flips hair*

Yeah I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An 8.

I'm looking pretty fine, in all honesty, I would.

#becauseyou'reworthit

*flips The Hair*

Yeah I am. "

FTFY

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"An 8.

I'm looking pretty fine, in all honesty, I would.

#becauseyou'reworthit

*flips The Hair*

Yeah I am.

FTFY "

Get a room ffs!

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

2 and a third

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An 8.

I'm looking pretty fine, in all honesty, I would.

#becauseyou'reworthit

*flips The Hair*

Yeah I am.

FTFY

Get a room ffs!

I'll have to see if I can get myself to one of those STP's he's always attending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a 6, probably look worse though as I've been told I look tired twice and was also ask how good my night out was, even though there was no night out

. Still feel quite good though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I'm feeling an 8 on the outside and a 5 on the inside.

A vast improvement on yesterday, this hangover must be nearly gone...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

8 on the inside, 6 on the outside. Just finished work so still in work clothes with no make up on x

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By *he one and only Mr GreyMan
over a year ago

cork

I'm ons good 8 at the moment, after getting a savage tan from this heat wave,

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Definately 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of 10 of how I feel probably a 10 but how I look I would probably say 3 out of 10 and that's me being nice to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now a four, apres work stickiness doesn't help, generally feeling not quite me atm so probably a 6.5 pushing a 7

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 on the inside, 6 on the outside. Just finished work so still in work clothes with no make up on x"
damn we talking richter scale here...... She's gonna blow

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"8 on the inside, 6 on the outside. Just finished work so still in work clothes with no make up on xdamn we talking richter scale here...... She's gonna blow "

Blow what? She asks innocently haha x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

On my way to work now, so I've gone up to a 6

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 I’m sweating in work clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10... I feel great...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minus 2

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