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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...were sent to a Military prison for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum- security stockade to the Los Angleles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.

Turns out the crime The A Team commited was drawing tits on dusty works van !

Have you ever been disappointed with something you thought was good but turned out to be a let down ?

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

The last balloon I bought.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, anal sex.

All the pain but none of the pleasure.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, those guys ripped me right off!

I hired Hannibal and the boys to stop a heinous property developer from erecting a Tesco’s Express near me.

Bastards took the money and high tailed it out of there with my cash!

My solicitor contacted them (he’s dead clever you see) and they came up with some bullshit story that they had to split fast as a certain Colonel Decker was chasing them at the time.

Lying, cheating arseholes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare I say getting a play meet on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The last balloon I bought....."

Just let it go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked for a friends with benefits arrangement and I’m quite upset, I’m not getting any extra money from the government and to cap it off she keeps wanting to have sex! I didn’t sign up for this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?

The watermelon was rotten inside.

I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.

#once

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"The last balloon I bought.....

Just let it go."

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?

The watermelon was rotten inside.

I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.

#once

"

Should have just fucked a Mr Kipling apple pie , pack of 6 for 99p in Asda . One for every day , and they would have fitted your dick better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, anal sex.

All the pain but none of the pleasure."

Should have hired the A-Team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?

The watermelon was rotten inside.

I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.

#once

Should have just fucked a Mr Kipling apple pie , pack of 6 for 99p in Asda . One for every day , and they would have fitted your dick better "

*Off to the shop*

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?

The watermelon was rotten inside.

I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.

#once

Should have just fucked a Mr Kipling apple pie , pack of 6 for 99p in Asda . One for every day , and they would have fitted your dick better

*Off to the shop*"

Beat you to it , got a few months worth here !

Sold out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last balloon I bought.....

Just let it go."

Do you want to build a snowman?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?

The watermelon was rotten inside.

I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.

#once

Should have just fucked a Mr Kipling apple pie , pack of 6 for 99p in Asda . One for every day , and they would have fitted your dick better

*Off to the shop*

Beat you to it , got a few months worth here !

Sold out "
may I pop round to fuck one to yours ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The last balloon I bought.....

Just let it go.

Do you want to build a snowman?

C"

Let’s !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once bought a fresh watermelon in order to fuck it once I get home. Once I arrived at home, I'll take off a Jamie Oliver's knife so as to make a hole a fit my lovely dick in it, but guess what ?

The watermelon was rotten inside.

I was so disapointed that instead of fucking it with a hard on, I did it with a lob on.

#once

"

Don’t panic it’s organic

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By *ir_anthonyMan
over a year ago

kenilworth

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By *ir_anthonyMan
over a year ago

kenilworth

My children

They look nothing like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catcher in the rye.... So feckin dull!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Catcher in the rye.... So feckin dull! "

Yeah, they never did catch that Rye, complete let down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My children

They look nothing like me "

Unigate milkman ?

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Field of Dreams. Build it and they will come. Not one jizz shot in the entire film

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