FabSwingers.com forum: Bacon Sandwiches?

By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?

Sex before or after?

This has been a dilemma for decades

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?

Sex before or after?

This has been a dilemma for decades

always brown for health, but white taste better, crispy back bacon, butter and ketchup, one before sex and one after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away

Loaaaads of bacon, and a wee bit of tomato sauce. Or brown sauce. I’m fine with either

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Almost forgot!!!!!

Red or brown sauce!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And sex before!!!!! Once I’ve had bacon, all I want after is more bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Bread

Real butter

Bacon soft and not crisp

Tomato sauce

Always sex before to build up an appetite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

white, buttered, crispy bacon but nt so crispy it shatters and hurts my mouth. with brownsauce please.

dont need sex before or after as long as i get the bacon buttie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?

Sex before or after?

This has been a dilemma for decades

White Bread

Crispy

Ketchup

Sex

Sleep

Repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty white bread, real butter, bacon crispy on the edges, brown sauce (HP), slap a fried egg on and I'm in heaven!!

Sex during

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away

Loaaaads of bacon, and a wee bit of tomato sauce. Or brown sauce. I’m fine with either

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away

Loaaaads of bacon, and a wee bit of tomato sauce. Or brown sauce. I’m fine with either

White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away

Simply amazing , thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?

Sex before or after?

This has been a dilemma for decades

Granary bread - VERY lightly toasted.

Nicely crisped back bacon.

Lurpack butter.

Sex before. But wouldn't say no to after if it was a good sandwich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away

Loaaaads of bacon, and a wee bit of tomato sauce. Or brown sauce. I’m fine with either

I must try the bread in the microwave trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wholemeal bread, buttered. incinerated bacon. Tomato, or brown sauce depending on how I feel at the time.

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Crusty white bread, real butter, bacon crispy on the edges, brown sauce (HP), slap a fried egg on and I'm in heaven!!

Sex during

Hahahaha, bacon fat and butter for lube, eeeuugh haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost forgot!!!!!

Red or brown sauce!!!!!!!"

I put chilli jam in mine. But I think I'll be on my own on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown bread. Crispy bacon. Red sauce.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Don’t care if the bread is white or brown.

Bacon has to be crispy.

Brown sauce.

Sex? Sorry, can only think about bacon sarnies now.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 slices of fresh white bread, loads of real butter, a full pack of slightly crispy back bacon, red sauce. Assemble into a big sandwich and enjoy.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Bacon sandwich, love that episode of the young ones

Security Guard: Hang On, What's that?

Vyvyan: It's my mascot.

Security Guard: A pig?

Vyvyan: No!

Security Guard: It is.

Vyvyan: It's not, it's a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.

Security Guard: Looks exactly like a pig.

Vyvyan: Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.

Security Guard: Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it?

Vyvyan: Ha ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig.

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked Bacon crispy, bread needs to be a heavily buttered barm cake.

A chippy I knew as a kid dropped the bacon in the chip fat, it was incredible.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

The Horn cafe between Dundee and Perth does the best bacon sandwiches. Big white softie (roll/bun/barm/cob/whatever) full to overflowing with crispy streaky bacon.

Ah home, white bread, really butter, crispy smoked bacon and a wee bit of tomato sauce. And a huge mug of tea. Or if you have no concerns about cholesterol - a buttery split in half , and filled with crispy bacon and tomato sauce

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The Horn cafe between Dundee and Perth does the best bacon sandwiches. Big white softie (roll/bun/barm/cob/whatever) full to overflowing with crispy streaky bacon.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Well fired crispy roll, crispy bacon, looooads of butter, and brown sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's white bread it has to be fresh not packet crap, and brown sauce.

Prefer pumpkin seed bread and mayo though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon must be crispy, and fat removed.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

White bread, Fried back bacon a bit of brown and no butter.

Sorts you right out for a day that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

50/50 bread, sometimes lightly toasted. Buttered.

Bacon just cooked, don't do crispy, streaky or fatty.

Red & brown sauce.

Perfection.

You can whack a fried egg in there too on special occasions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty bread

Real butter on one slice of bread

Grilled smoky bacon with crispy edges

Tomato ketchup

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"And sex before!!!!! Once I’ve had bacon, all I want after is more bacon "

Yeah I'm like that with sausage. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's white bread it has to be fresh not packet crap, and brown sauce.

Prefer pumpkin seed bread and mayo though."

Sorry you are not allowed mayo with bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of sex to work up an appetite.

Soft white bread. It’s the only thing I’ll for which I’ll use packet bread.

Crispy streaky.

Butter.

Bacon fat licked off a nipple while you’re making it.

Tommy K.

Heaven.

More sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m now craving a bacon sandwich

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Lots of sex to work up an appetite.

Soft white bread. It’s the only thing I’ll for which I’ll use packet bread.

Crispy streaky.

Butter.

Bacon fat licked off a nipple while you’re making it.

Tommy K.

Heaven.

More sex."

Hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwitch after the fuck, smoked/cured bacon, butter, brown granary bread, burnt to a crisp, lettuce, tomato, mayo and if your feeling particularly bad, then a few crisps on top before being squashed by the palm of your hand to about 3 inches thick ... Oh holy fuck.... Well I'm defo having one later

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m now craving a bacon sandwich

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Grilled bacon. Farmhouse loaf cut thick. Toasted. Buttered. Cold tomato sauce from the fridge.

Then sex

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If it's white bread it has to be fresh not packet crap, and brown sauce.

Prefer pumpkin seed bread and mayo though.

Sorry you are not allowed mayo with bacon

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^ This

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Finish your bacon sarnie first OP then tell us

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Just finished one....the bacon sandwich not the sex, that's gonna have to wait until tonight. Brown seeded bread, butter, lots of bacon and HP brow sauce....fekin beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to start a fab cook book?

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Just finished one....the bacon sandwich not the sex, that's gonna have to wait until tonight. Brown seeded bread, butter, lots of bacon and HP brow sauce....fekin beautiful.

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Time to start a fab cook book?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I'll eat one however it comes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to start a fab cook book?"

Someone gave me the perfect Victoria sponge recipe on here.

I've lost it but I'm seriously considering tracking down the thread on here.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Just bacon on toast nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted white bread, butter, English mustard, lots of smoked streaky bacon, very crispy. First 2 "9's" pressed on phone, only one to press if heart attack occurs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White bread... salad cream

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"White bread... salad cream

!!!!!!!!

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By *rystalTipsandAlistair OP Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Toasted white bread, butter, English mustard, lots of smoked streaky bacon, very crispy. First 2 "9's" pressed on phone, only one to press if heart attack occurs!

Hahaha!!!

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thick white squidgy bread, lots of smoked crispy bacon, and a bit of butter. No sauce.

Nothing worse than asking for it to be crispy, and them not quite getting that crispy does actually mean crispy.

Never used to bother with the butter, although weirdly did with a roll and sausage. (Not to be confused with a sausage roll, obvs. That’s just annoying!). I’ve seen the error of my ways on this!

The Cosy Club does amazing bacon sandwiches. I’ve caused confusion in the past when they bring two out and walk straight past me if I’m on my own. What can I say? It was a late brunch and I was hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White oven bottom, soft, red sauce no butter, but the bread dipped in the fat

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I love that bacon sandwiches are so amazing that almost everyone completely forgot about the sex part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat meat but I'll gadly eat your fish taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't eat meat but I'll gadly eat your fish taco "

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty French baguette, smoked back bacon, cooked to crispy edge, lots of it, buttered bread, lashings of brown sauce. Sex before, because after I've eaten that, I'm on the way to a food coma.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

It's a prerequisite that the bacon is well done.

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By *ittlevixenWoman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

Fresh white baguette, bacon nicely done with crisped fat with fried onions and Tomato sauce mmmmmmmm

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I must be in a minority as I like my bacon limp.

Straight out the pan, into a buttered roll with tomato or brown sauce (or both, as I am notably uncouth).

Melty, squishy goodness.

Oh.....I quite enjoy sex to.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Nice fresh white bread...

bacon cooked so fat not crispy but still exible...

And lashings of HP sauce

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?

Sex before or after?

This has been a dilemma for decades

White bread

Incinerated bacon

Streaky and back bacon

Buttered.

Never had sex before or after but wood like both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't notice the part about sex. Have to be after, with a cup of tea.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

A nice soft granary bread, lightly toasted. Mayonnaise, crispy but not dry, thick cut back unsmoked bacon.

And screw the sex, why have sex when I have bacon!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Thick crusty white bread.

Real butter.

Tomato saucy.

Well done (crispy fat) smoked back bacon.

Heaven.

Sex? What's that again

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"White Bread

Real butter

Bacon soft and not crisp

Tomato sauce

Always sex before to build up an appetite."

Marry me...! LOL!

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