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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Your mouth??

I once ate a Dreamie, very salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have children, the things I’ve had my mouth that are strange are far too many to list

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have children, the things I’ve had my mouth that are strange are far too many to list"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sago grub.

Pebble someone else had licked first.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Sea urchin. Bloody awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect it was a spider as they say we all eat a few when we sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a child I ate:

Coal

Mud

Paper

...and drank bleach.

We were very poor in those days

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

A brain. Pig's brain, to be exact, and half cooked (if that).

Thank you, Grandma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calamari. It was chewy.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Not really weird, rather unwise; I ate a Carolina Reaper chilli a while back.....

Curious indeed; it felt as though my ear drums were on fire as I gasped for air over the sink (whilst desperately chugging down water straight from the cold tap).

I hear that the recently discovered ‘Dragon’s Breath’ is even hotter.

Hmmm....shall I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a girl fart in my mouth as a bet .... never .. ever again !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a child I ate:

Coal

Mud

Paper

...and drank bleach.

We were very poor in those days "

Ireland in the 70’s was very similar.... happy days

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A fruit bat!!

Ask me what it tasted like...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.

I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7

Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.

I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7

Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume."

Ooh I love a perfumey lychee!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.

I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7

Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume.

Ooh I love a perfumey lychee!!"

Nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.

I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7

Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume."

Have a hairy arsed mutt as well that won’t leave my bed... love that dog to death lol

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"A fruit bat!!

Ask me what it tasted like... "

A sultana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.

I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7

Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume."

I can imagine a lychee is the closest thing to eating an eyeball !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A fruit bat!!

Ask me what it tasted like...

A sultana? "

Haha, you know I meant cock, I mean chicken....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.

I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7

Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume.

Ooh I love a perfumey lychee!!

Nooooooooooo"

You peel them and the juice runs over your fingers, hmmmmm.....

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"When I was a child I ate:

Coal

Mud

Paper

...and drank bleach.

We were very poor in those days

Ireland in the 70’s was very similar.... happy days "

Ah, those were the days! We had nothing, but we were happy!

Of course, we ‘ad it tough! We didn’t have coal, we had just twigs and bits of wood. And mud? At least you’d have got rainwater with that! We lived by beach so only had sand which were all nice t look at but very salty and we only ate it dry. As for paper, where we grew up, paper would have been luxury. We only had sticks of chalk nicked from school to chew on and we got our minerals by licking slate. As for the bleach, if only! All we could afford was fairy liquid! We pretended it was champagne with all the bubbles! Tasty, but I’d have prefered to drink Radox bubble bath which came in much more enticing flavours.

And I tell you, if you told the youth of today that, they wouldn’t believe you!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A frog. Well what else do 12 yr olds do?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

In my younger years...girls sleepovers were plenty. Games of truth or dare whilst sneaking their parents alcohol , smoking and talking of boys.

I'd chosen dare on one occasion...

Thus followed me given a sandwich with a concoction of cat food, chillies, peanut butter ,jam baby food and god knows what else...

Did I eat it? Yes!

I'm not backing down on a challenge

Ss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite ! Once never again ! Even if spreaded on tits I wouldn't put it in my lovely mouth

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Marmite ! Once never again ! Even if spreaded on tits I wouldn't put it in my lovely mouth "

What about Vegemite?

Ss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oily aircraft parts probably

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite ! Once never again ! Even if spreaded on tits I wouldn't put it in my lovely mouth

What about Vegemite?

Ss"

Does that even exist ?

Please don't kill me ss

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"Marmite ! Once never again ! Even if spreaded on tits I wouldn't put it in my lovely mouth

What about Vegemite?

Ss"

Equally disgusting I’d rather lick sick

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I had a Wookie burger once. Chewie

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Marmite ! Once never again ! Even if spreaded on tits I wouldn't put it in my lovely mouth

What about Vegemite?

Ss

Does that even exist ?

Please don't kill me ss "

https://youtu.be/0yA98MujNeM

You're safe

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By *hisky and WineCouple
over a year ago

the vicinity of Betelgeuse


"Your mouth??

I once ate a Dreamie, very salty

"

Maggots....

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"A friends toddler once fed me a three quarter sucked monster munch. It was a bad day.

I regularly have dog hairs in my mouth thanks to my old girl who moults 24/7

Lychee the texture is weird and they taste like granny perfume.

I can imagine a lychee is the closest thing to eating an eyeball ! "

Depends on the eyeball, but generally they're actually quite a lot firmer texture than a lychee...they kind of have a bit more oomph to them. Hard to describe.

Sometimes they have hard shit in them too. Not sure what, but I remember nearly breaking my tooth one time and I didn't eat eyeballs for ages after that

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Sum say a tosted marmite and Peanut butter sandwich is rother strange.

It's very tasty if anyone wants to try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog's half chewed bone.

He kindly dropped it in my mouth while I was asleep on my sofa, with my mouth open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate covered ants and crickets.. very crunchy

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

When my daughter was a tiny baby, I was laying on my back on the floor and was holding her up in the air like she was an aeroplane. Jiggling her around while making plane noises. She did the baby sick thing and it landed straight in my mouth. That’s the worse thing I’ve had in my mouth. Funnily enough, it tasted of Parmesan cheese......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *ruckerTamMan
over a year ago

All over the country


"I once had a girl fart in my mouth as a bet .... never .. ever again ! "

Pissing myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought 'flying saucers' where strange.. everyone raved about them but to me they just tasted of paper

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