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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton

How about a trip to the museum discuss everything and educate others around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the mood to binge watch documentaries and east ice cream. You down?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about a game of pass the pigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a trip to the museum discuss everything and educate others around."

Which museum? What if we don’t know ‘owt to schmedumacate anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

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You can sit on my face and slap my worthless cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin Beiber concert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in the mood to binge watch documentaries and east ice cream. You down?"

That sounds brilliant. I’m definitely down. Which docs have you racked up? Actually, have you watched Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette on Netflix yet?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

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Find a mutual thing we both know very little about and help each other learn something new.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box set, bottle of rhubarb gin and maltesers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine, giggles and food - not sure if you're into it but naked hugs too x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

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Meditate... until Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrabble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a game of pass the pigs "

I bloody love that game!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

You can sit on my face and slap my worthless cock."

Tempted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Justin Beiber concert. "

No. No. No. Hell no. No Bieber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

You can sit on my face and slap my worthless cock.

Tempted."

At the very least it would stop me posting more threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Find a mutual thing we both know very little about and help each other learn something new."

You pick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk up a hill. Look at a beautiful view.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Box set, bottle of rhubarb gin and maltesers. "

Oh lovely!! Let’s do pamper stuff too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An afternoon in sat outside a cafe in the sun and people watching.

We can make up stories about the people we see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine, giggles and food - not sure if you're into it but naked hugs too x"

Oh heeeelllllo. I’m in. Naked hugs in. I want to lay you down and take control now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Meditate... until Saturday.

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Then mediate on Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scrabble."

I do like words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

You can sit on my face and slap my worthless cock.

Tempted.

At the very least it would stop me posting more threads. "

Very tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Justin Beiber concert. "

I'll wait for you outside while you get your fill

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"How about a game of pass the pigs

I bloody love that game!"

Strip pass the pigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walk up a hill. Look at a beautiful view."

Oh that sounds like a great plan. Which hill shall we head to?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Meditate... until Saturday.

Then mediate on Saturday!"

If mediation is needed then I'm leaving you all to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

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Dissect the profiles of everyone who has added to this thread (except you and I of course ) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An afternoon in sat outside a cafe in the sun and people watching.

We can make up stories about the people we see."

Yusssss! I do this all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a game of pass the pigs

I bloody love that game!

Strip pass the pigs "

You’ll lose. My pig throwing skill is legendary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Meditate... until Saturday.

Then mediate on Saturday!

If mediation is needed then I'm leaving you all to it.

"

Self medicate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Dissect the profiles of everyone who has added to this thread (except you and I of course ) x"

Hee hee! You devilish rotter! In.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"How about a game of pass the pigs

I bloody love that game!

Strip pass the pigs

You’ll lose. My pig throwing skill is legendary."

I wouldn't mind that .. have been known to get a snouter or two x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Dissect the profiles of everyone who has added to this thread (except you and I of course ) x

Hee hee! You devilish rotter! In."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

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Twister I'm sure it could be fun naked of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a game of pass the pigs

I bloody love that game!

Strip pass the pigs

You’ll lose. My pig throwing skill is legendary.I wouldn't mind that .. have been known to get a snouter or two x "

I’m a double leaning jowler girl.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

there is a trampoline thingy in norwich- wanna come?

I actually really wanna go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is alawys body painting... lots of paint... lots of showers...more painting...

I pick colours and designs for you... you do same for me...

Let our imaginations run wild

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Twister I'm sure it could be fun naked of course "

Who’ll spin the thingy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"there is a trampoline thingy in norwich- wanna come?

I actually really wanna go "

I’m coming up near Burnham Overy Staithe soon, so I could shoot on over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come sit in my hot tub with a glass of Prosecco, the stars, the tranquility and the 40 degree water jets massaging your achey bits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is alawys body painting... lots of paint... lots of showers...more painting...

I pick colours and designs for you... you do same for me...

Let our imaginations run wild"

I fear I have too much canvas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could tell me about all the places in London you’d recommend visiting that may not necessarily be typically touristy, but are worth a look regardless.

And also, is the Victoria and Albert Museum any good as i’ve a hankering to visit it.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"there is a trampoline thingy in norwich- wanna come?

I actually really wanna go

I’m coming up near Burnham Overy Staithe soon, so I could shoot on over... "

ha, deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go fishing for stray cats with kebab meat while sitting on top of bus shelters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come sit in my hot tub with a glass of Prosecco, the stars, the tranquility and the 40 degree water jets massaging your achey bits. "

You’re joining though, right? We can unpick the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine and Jenga

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could tell me about all the places in London you’d recommend visiting that may not necessarily be typically touristy, but are worth a look regardless.

And also, is the Victoria and Albert Museum any good as i’ve a hankering to visit it.

"

Oh, I’d love that! And yes. Yes, it is. Frida Kahlo at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"there is a trampoline thingy in norwich- wanna come?

I actually really wanna go

I’m coming up near Burnham Overy Staithe soon, so I could shoot on over...

ha, deal! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Twister I'm sure it could be fun naked of course

Who’ll spin the thingy?"

Get one that's linked to the tv and has a remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go fishing for stray cats with kebab meat while sitting on top of bus shelters. "

That stumped me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could tell me about all the places in London you’d recommend visiting that may not necessarily be typically touristy, but are worth a look regardless.

And also, is the Victoria and Albert Museum any good as i’ve a hankering to visit it.

Oh, I’d love that! And yes. Yes, it is. Frida Kahlo at the moment. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine and Jenga"

Which wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is alawys body painting... lots of paint... lots of showers...more painting...

I pick colours and designs for you... you do same for me...

Let our imaginations run wild

I fear I have too much canvas!"

You can never have enough canvas... ask Jackson Pollock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Twister I'm sure it could be fun naked of course

Who’ll spin the thingy?

Get one that's linked to the tv and has a remote "

Playa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

"

tiddly winks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is alawys body painting... lots of paint... lots of showers...more painting...

I pick colours and designs for you... you do same for me...

Let our imaginations run wild

I fear I have too much canvas!

You can never have enough canvas... ask Jackson Pollock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine and Jenga

Which wine?"

Red... Shiraz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go fishing for stray cats with kebab meat while sitting on top of bus shelters.

That stumped me. "

You sit on top of a bus shelter, tie a piece of kebab meat to a piece of string, dangle it over the edge and see if you can catch a stray cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

tiddly winks "

It’s what you do with it that counts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine and Jenga

Which wine?

Red... Shiraz"

Cheese would be required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

tiddly winks

It’s what you do with it that counts. "

you tell Justin that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go fishing for stray cats with kebab meat while sitting on top of bus shelters.

That stumped me.

You sit on top of a bus shelter, tie a piece of kebab meat to a piece of string, dangle it over the edge and see if you can catch a stray cat. "

Oh I understood that. I didn’t know what I thought about it. Still thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is alawys body painting... lots of paint... lots of showers...more painting...

I pick colours and designs for you... you do same for me...

Let our imaginations run wild

I fear I have too much canvas!

You can never have enough canvas... ask Jackson Pollock "

F&B has competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come sit in my hot tub with a glass of Prosecco, the stars, the tranquility and the 40 degree water jets massaging your achey bits.

You’re joining though, right? We can unpick the world. "

Absolutely. I don't know about unpicking but certainly we could try to make sense of some of it. We could invite some eye candy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

tiddly winks

It’s what you do with it that counts. you tell Justin that "

Tell me when it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come sit in my hot tub with a glass of Prosecco, the stars, the tranquility and the 40 degree water jets massaging your achey bits.

You’re joining though, right? We can unpick the world.

Absolutely. I don't know about unpicking but certainly we could try to make sense of some of it. We could invite some eye candy "

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could come and keepe company at a beer festival.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine and Jenga

Which wine?

Red... Shiraz

Cheese would be required."

Cheese platter and I'll double it by using my best chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

tiddly winks

It’s what you do with it that counts. you tell Justin that

Tell me when it is."

when it is in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could come and keepe company at a beer festival."

Am I pulling pints?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Find a mutual thing we both know very little about and help each other learn something new.

You pick."

The art of erotic origami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine and Jenga

Which wine?

Red... Shiraz

Cheese would be required.

Cheese platter and I'll double it by using my best chat up lines "

Lose the lines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

tiddly winks

It’s what you do with it that counts. you tell Justin that

Tell me when it is.when it is in? "

Nah. I’ve changed my mind.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d serenade you in the most romantic manner imaginable.

......whereupon, heading my cacophonous vocal skills, you’d promptly ask me to leave and never return.

......I’d then enter X-Factor and likely get to the finals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Find a mutual thing we both know very little about and help each other learn something new.

You pick.

The art of erotic origami "

What makes it erotic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d serenade you in the most romantic manner imaginable.

......whereupon, heading my cacophonous vocal skills, you’d promptly ask me to leave and never return.

......I’d then enter X-Factor and likely get to the finals."

Because of the backstory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could come and keepe company at a beer festival.

Am I pulling pints?"

not this time, more sampling

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton

Luckily history science and v&a are all next to eachother. If you don't know it create it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Cheese. Alcohol. I'll write you a poem of whatever form in the style of your favourite author/poet and I will read it to you whilst naked. And we can even try a wand. True friendship right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine and Jenga

Which wine?

Red... Shiraz

Cheese would be required.

Cheese platter and I'll double it by using my best chat up lines

Lose the lines. "

There was me thinking you'd go for double cheese!

[pops cork]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could come and keepe company at a beer festival.

Am I pulling pints? not this time, more sampling "

I might get tipsy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Luckily history science and v&a are all next to eachother. If you don't know it create it. "

It’s a treat of a road for museuming.

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton


"Luckily history science and v&a are all next to eachother. If you don't know it create it.

It’s a treat of a road for museuming."

It is indeed, why not get the culture in. Winter time you get to ice skate as well.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Watch BBC1, you'll be fully occupied by the steam coming out of your ears!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

tiddly winks

It’s what you do with it that counts. you tell Justin that

Tell me when it is.when it is in?

Nah. I’ve changed my mind."

Ha so have I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese. Alcohol. I'll write you a poem of whatever form in the style of your favourite author/poet and I will read it to you whilst naked. And we can even try a wand. True friendship right there."

Did you just use my standard propositioning back on me?!

You know I’m coming at you with a wand. I want to watch you have those little gaspy breath catches and slight widening of your eyes when you suddenly realise that this is feeling good, and I want you to watch me grin as it starts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine and Jenga

Which wine?

Red... Shiraz

Cheese would be required.

Cheese platter and I'll double it by using my best chat up lines

Lose the lines.

There was me thinking you'd go for double cheese!

[pops cork]

"

Never go double cheese unless it’s of the eating variety.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Luckily history science and v&a are all next to eachother. If you don't know it create it.

It’s a treat of a road for museuming.

It is indeed, why not get the culture in. Winter time you get to ice skate as well."

Indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watch BBC1, you'll be fully occupied by the steam coming out of your ears!!"

What’s on?!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’d serenade you in the most romantic manner imaginable.

......whereupon, heading my cacophonous vocal skills, you’d promptly ask me to leave and never return.

......I’d then enter X-Factor and likely get to the finals.

Because of the backstory? "

The general public are truly gluttonous for a (decidedly cynical) sob story; If I throw in a tale that I can’t find my hamster or some such similar contrivance, I’ll surely win it.

Whey hey! - Record deal, here I come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch snowflakes roll on by and melt in the heat of our mutual attraction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d serenade you in the most romantic manner imaginable.

......whereupon, heading my cacophonous vocal skills, you’d promptly ask me to leave and never return.

......I’d then enter X-Factor and likely get to the finals.

Because of the backstory?

The general public are truly gluttonous for a (decidedly cynical) sob story; If I throw in a tale that I can’t find my hamster or some such similar contrivance, I’ll surely win it.

Whey hey! - Record deal, here I come! "

But I’m still lonely...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’d serenade you in the most romantic manner imaginable.

......whereupon, heading my cacophonous vocal skills, you’d promptly ask me to leave and never return.

......I’d then enter X-Factor and likely get to the finals.

Because of the backstory?

The general public are truly gluttonous for a (decidedly cynical) sob story; If I throw in a tale that I can’t find my hamster or some such similar contrivance, I’ll surely win it.

Whey hey! - Record deal, here I come!

But I’m still lonely... "

Ah......Maybe come on tour with me afterwards then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d serenade you in the most romantic manner imaginable.

......whereupon, heading my cacophonous vocal skills, you’d promptly ask me to leave and never return.

......I’d then enter X-Factor and likely get to the finals.

Because of the backstory?

The general public are truly gluttonous for a (decidedly cynical) sob story; If I throw in a tale that I can’t find my hamster or some such similar contrivance, I’ll surely win it.

Whey hey! - Record deal, here I come!

But I’m still lonely...

Ah......Maybe come on tour with me afterwards then? "

I don’t feel like your heart is in this.

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton

Or even a batman movie everyone loves batman right?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Watch BBC1, you'll be fully occupied by the steam coming out of your ears!!

What’s on?! "

Russians de-criminalising wife beating as a matter of philosophical conviction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or even a batman movie everyone loves batman right?"

Meh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watch BBC1, you'll be fully occupied by the steam coming out of your ears!!

What’s on?!

Russians de-criminalising wife beating as a matter of philosophical conviction. "

Wtf?!

*steam*

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton


"Or even a batman movie everyone loves batman right?

Meh."

How can you meh batman??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch snowflakes roll on by and melt in the heat of our mutual attraction "

Oh I feel ignored...!

Thank god for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or even a batman movie everyone loves batman right?

Meh.

How can you meh batman??"

He’s alright.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Watch BBC1, you'll be fully occupied by the steam coming out of your ears!!

What’s on?!

Russians de-criminalising wife beating as a matter of philosophical conviction.

Wtf?!

*steam*"

Yup. You can hear beardy men justify it as necessary and watch their wives agree on camera.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watch BBC1, you'll be fully occupied by the steam coming out of your ears!!

What’s on?!

Russians de-criminalising wife beating as a matter of philosophical conviction.

Wtf?!

*steam*

Yup. You can hear beardy men justify it as necessary and watch their wives agree on camera. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk up a hill. Look at a beautiful view.

Oh that sounds like a great plan. Which hill shall we head to?"

Watership Down. We can look at the view and talk about bunnies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walk up a hill. Look at a beautiful view.

Oh that sounds like a great plan. Which hill shall we head to?

Watership Down. We can look at the view and talk about bunnies."

Oh Fiver, Hazel and Bigwig

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton


"Or even a batman movie everyone loves batman right?

Meh.

How can you meh batman??

He’s alright. "

But which batman though?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not terribly good company at the moment but we could lay on the grass and look at the leaves. In the day obviously

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Or even a batman movie everyone loves batman right?

Meh.

How can you meh batman??

He’s alright.

But which batman though?"

Adam West - the best

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?"

Write and perform a post-modern piece of political epic theatre, where you play the role of the personification of the Gaza Strip.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Write and perform a post-modern piece of political epic theatre, where you play the role of the personification of the Gaza Strip."

That should pass ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Write and perform a post-modern piece of political epic theatre, where you play the role of the personification of the Gaza Strip."

She did that last week.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Find a mutual thing we both know very little about and help each other learn something new.

You pick.

The art of erotic origami

What makes it erotic?"

The things you fold it into.

That and being naked as we do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People watching

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

A game of Monopoly. If we're still freinds 5 hours later then we're doing ok.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

"

Invite people to apply for a group interview as service providers. After a series of tests you select the best specimens.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

"

Straighten your hair.

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By *gowboy18Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A nice shared bubble bath followed by mutual massages, followed by...

Anything you want you gorgeous goddess

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or even a batman movie everyone loves batman right?

Meh.

How can you meh batman??

He’s alright.

But which batman though?"

That one. *points*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not terribly good company at the moment but we could lay on the grass and look at the leaves. In the day obviously "

Oh, I’d like that. Very much. Hope you’re okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

"

A game of Viking chess?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Write and perform a post-modern piece of political epic theatre, where you play the role of the personification of the Gaza Strip."

I can imagine the smile on your face as you worked that out. Very good. Are you playing Israel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Find a mutual thing we both know very little about and help each other learn something new.

You pick.

The art of erotic origami

What makes it erotic?

The things you fold it into.

That and being naked as we do it "

Ha! I see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People watching"

Solid suggestion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A game of Monopoly. If we're still freinds 5 hours later then we're doing ok."

I steal cash from the banker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Invite people to apply for a group interview as service providers. After a series of tests you select the best specimens. "

I love a good procurement process.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Straighten your hair. "

Deal. It’s time I did that again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice shared bubble bath followed by mutual massages, followed by...

Anything you want you gorgeous goddess

Xx"

Not sure two people will fit in my bath!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

A game of Viking chess? "

Go on, what’s that?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Find a mutual thing we both know very little about and help each other learn something new.

You pick.

The art of erotic origami

What makes it erotic?

The things you fold it into.

That and being naked as we do it

Ha! I see."

I'd love to check out your folds and creases

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Sounds like your in need of a visit to a steam rally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like your in need of a visit to a steam rally. "

Is that where one lets off some steam?

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By *gowboy18Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A nice shared bubble bath followed by mutual massages, followed by...

Anything you want you gorgeous goddess

Xx

Not sure two people will fit in my bath!"

Won't that make for a better time then, if we're closer together xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

"

Sausage Sandwiches for us both xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm not terribly good company at the moment but we could lay on the grass and look at the leaves. In the day obviously

Oh, I’d like that. Very much. Hope you’re okay "

I'm absolutely fine, thank you for asking

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"A game of Monopoly. If we're still freinds 5 hours later then we're doing ok.

I steal cash from the banker. "

That's going to make it difficult to lure you into eyewatering debt and take advantage. Of course one of the finer points of cheating is to keep the fact under your hat.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Get out into to countryside for a nice walk, maybe a nice bite to eat as well.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Straighten your hair.

Deal. It’s time I did that again. "

I was joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we just nap?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

"

I've got to paint two runs of garden fences if you're still bored?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice shared bubble bath followed by mutual massages, followed by...

Anything you want you gorgeous goddess

Xx

Not sure two people will fit in my bath!

Won't that make for a better time then, if we're closer together xx"

I don’t know, I can’t see if I fancy you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Sausage Sandwiches for us both xx"

Fnarr fnarr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not terribly good company at the moment but we could lay on the grass and look at the leaves. In the day obviously

Oh, I’d like that. Very much. Hope you’re okay

I'm absolutely fine, thank you for asking "

Jolly good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A game of Monopoly. If we're still freinds 5 hours later then we're doing ok.

I steal cash from the banker.

That's going to make it difficult to lure you into eyewatering debt and take advantage. Of course one of the finer points of cheating is to keep the fact under your hat. "

Ahh but you won’t be looking over here whilst you’re looking over there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get out into to countryside for a nice walk, maybe a nice bite to eat as well."

That would be lovely. Where shall we head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

Straighten your hair.

Deal. It’s time I did that again.

I was joking. "

I like going straight occasionally.

But men typically disappoint in the end. Ba da dum, tssh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we just nap? "

Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just finished a riveting read on King Arthur, So if you fancied discussing the man behind the Myth im game... I'd happily supply a complimentary cheeseboard and a Red wine ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

I've got to paint two runs of garden fences if you're still bored?"

I never said I was bored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just finished a riveting read on King Arthur, So if you fancied discussing the man behind the Myth im game... I'd happily supply a complimentary cheeseboard and a Red wine ... "

Oh one of my favourite childhood book series had Arthurian storylines woven in - The Dark is Rising series by Susan Cooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just finished a riveting read on King Arthur, So if you fancied discussing the man behind the Myth im game... I'd happily supply a complimentary cheeseboard and a Red wine ...

Oh one of my favourite childhood book series had Arthurian storylines woven in - The Dark is Rising series by Susan Cooper "

don't know that one but I'm fascinated by this legend whom many dismiss as fictional.. The trilogy I've just devoured is written by M.K.Hume...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just finished a riveting read on King Arthur, So if you fancied discussing the man behind the Myth im game... I'd happily supply a complimentary cheeseboard and a Red wine ...

Oh one of my favourite childhood book series had Arthurian storylines woven in - The Dark is Rising series by Susan Cooper don't know that one but I'm fascinated by this legend whom many dismiss as fictional.. The trilogy I've just devoured is written by M.K.Hume... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Box set, bottle of rhubarb gin and maltesers.

Oh lovely!! Let’s do pamper stuff too. "

Face masks and painting nails.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"I just finished a riveting read on King Arthur, So if you fancied discussing the man behind the Myth im game... I'd happily supply a complimentary cheeseboard and a Red wine ...

Oh one of my favourite childhood book series had Arthurian storylines woven in - The Dark is Rising series by Susan Cooper "

Oh, me too. I've still got the full set and have read them a couple of times as an adult. They still hold their magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling needy and in want of company, if you’re willing, what would you suggest we do to keep me occupied?

"

food & a movie

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