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Fitter/ up ass ratio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I've met women of all levels of fitness who need knocking down a leg or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m unfit in both senses of the word and I am exceedingly up my own arse, so no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know whether Id be flattered to be considered as sound personality

Or offended to be seen as dog ugly

Does the theory only relate to women? Does the size of a mans bicep relate to how up his own arse he is? The bigger gym bod the more of a tool he would be?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ? "

Did the theory originate with you and has it done the rounds with your woofer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know whether Id be flattered to be considered as sound personality

Or offended to be seen as dog ugly

Does the theory only relate to women? Does the size of a mans bicep relate to how up his own arse he is? The bigger gym bod the more of a tool he would be? "

I don’t notice with men, cause they are of little interest to me.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Yes of course. It is what it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ?

Did the theory originate with you and has it done the rounds with your woofer?

"

This theory was based on solid evidence that I just dreamed up, just as I was doing the dishes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be minging because I'm not up my own arse in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the gyms I go to I would agree with this, in everyday life I don't believe it to be true, people's social characteristics aren't determined by how they feel they look, but I could be wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There’s actually some truth behind this theory.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"There’s actually some truth behind this theory. "

Have you tested it out on lesbians?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I'm up my own arse but for someone who is quite fit I don't actually think I am up my own arse.

I'm a fucking beautiful mess and I'm endearing cos I recognise and acknowledge my faults.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always knew there was a reason I disappear up my own generous arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis bollocks.

Cunts come in all levels of hotness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s actually some truth behind this theory.

Have you tested it out on lesbians? "

We’re getting the funding for that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tis bollocks.

Cunts come in all levels of hotness."

Truly emotive words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was young, curvy, beautiful and fit I had no idea how desirable I was.

Now I'm old, fat, and saggy I'm well aware of my desirability.

*brought to you from the top peg of a very high post*

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I’m neither fit nor up my own arse. That would take too much effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it aimed at women? Do you not think that your logic could also be applied to men????

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've never had a fitter called Horatio up my arse

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ? "

It's bollocks perpetuated by uggos

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why is it aimed at women? Do you not think that your logic could also be applied to men????"

There's a definite theme of late

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it aimed at women? Do you not think that your logic could also be applied to men????"

It could be, but they don’t interest me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ?

It's bollocks perpetuated by uggos "

Are uggos those furry boots footballers wife’s wear ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it aimed at women? Do you not think that your logic could also be applied to men????

There's a definite theme of late "

I post 28 threads a day, some are bound to be similar.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ?

It's bollocks perpetuated by uggos

Are uggos those furry boots footballers wife’s wear ? "

Wouldn't know, I wear rip off ones that lose their shape and make you look like you're walking on your ankles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was young, curvy, beautiful and fit I had no idea how desirable I was.

Now I'm old, fat, and saggy I'm well aware of my desirability.

*brought to you from the top peg of a very high post*"

That doesn’t seem fair, but I’m sure you’re not.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why is it aimed at women? Do you not think that your logic could also be applied to men????

There's a definite theme of late

I post 28 threads a day, some are bound to be similar. "

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a woman who ended up being my bestie for about 10 years. She said that when she first met me she thought I was a "snobby, up your own arsed bitch" until she realised I was so socially awkward it took me about a month to build up to talking to any new person I met.

Once she got to know me she then wished she could shut me up again

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Why is it aimed at women? Do you not think that your logic could also be applied to men????

There's a definite theme of late

I post 28 threads a day, some are bound to be similar. "

Only 28 are you sure

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm the most beautiful hooman on Earth, my head is super mega up my shitbox. I'd never associate with the likes of you scoundrels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was young, curvy, beautiful and fit I had no idea how desirable I was.

Now I'm old, fat, and saggy I'm well aware of my desirability.

*brought to you from the top peg of a very high post*

That doesn’t seem fair, but I’m sure you’re not."

No, you're right, I'm not desirable now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ? "

If everyone tells you you're batman for a prolonged period of time you start to believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ?

If everyone tells you you're batman for a prolonged period of time you start to believe it."

Hey Batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a theory that the fitter a woman is, the more up her own ass she is. Now, this theory hasn’t been lab tested, but going from your day to day existence would you back this theory that’s doing the rounds or is it indeed bollocks ? "

I'm fugly and not up my own arse, so your theory may have meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fitter they are the more I want to be up their ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve met very physically beautiful men and woman whom are mentally beautiful also, I’ve also encountered the opposite, men and woman whom are beautiful to look at yet are horrid to the core! Funnily enough it changed my perception on both ! I found the latter more attractive and the other vile regardless of physical attributes

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