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A dear Santa I always wanted to ask for, but never dare ask...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me. In a lift, that breaks down.

With. A large group of naked women, like crammed.

That. Want me, and I mean really want me.

Thanks,

By well behaved Ryan.

Ps I dont mind if I die afterwards...

Pps a shower of baby lotion is optional

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby lotion or baby oil?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baby lotion or baby oil? "

Ah iv ruined it now! Oil...

lol.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baby lotion or baby oil?

Ah iv ruined it now! Oil...

lol.

x"

ya got that right piggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baby lotion or baby oil?

Ah iv ruined it now! Oil...

lol.

x

ya got that right piggy"

My snout face friend been quiet lately?

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a diamond bracelet, a personal masseur, and a Champagne fountain.... problem is lemonade wages, Champagne dreams, but a girl can dream!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like a diamond bracelet, a personal masseur, and a Champagne fountain.... problem is lemonade wages, Champagne dreams, but a girl can dream!"

Gotta dream, and as Profesor Xavia always said, if a dreams worth having, its worth fighting for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a diamond bracelet, a personal masseur, and a Champagne fountain.... problem is lemonade wages, Champagne dreams, but a girl can dream!"

massage and champagne I can do the other may take a little longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a diamond bracelet, a personal masseur, and a Champagne fountain.... problem is lemonade wages, Champagne dreams, but a girl can dream!

massage and champagne I can do the other may take a little longer "

Well you know what Meatloaf said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a diamond bracelet, a personal masseur, and a Champagne fountain.... problem is lemonade wages, Champagne dreams, but a girl can dream!

massage and champagne I can do the other may take a little longer

Well you know what Meatloaf said"

I most certainly do

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Paradise by the dashboard light.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx

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By *leaminglarssonCouple
over a year ago

ruslington


"Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx"

NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx"

A fortnight at Chams hotel it is, then lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx

A fortnight at Chams hotel it is, then lol "

was thinking somewhere a little more exotic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx"

How about pale yorkshirmen as waiters instead?

x

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx

How about pale yorkshirmen as waiters instead?

x"

could always go for a spray tan first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx

How about pale yorkshirmen as waiters instead?

x

could always go for a spray tan first "

Lol never been for one of them, but itd be worth it lol!!

x

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx

How about pale yorkshirmen as waiters instead?

x

could always go for a spray tan first

Lol never been for one of them, but itd be worth it lol!!

x"

no white bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year, can I have a nice holiday, a week or 2 would be good for me. A nice villa somewhere with a few buff waiters to serve me food and drink by the pool, and the odd massage thrown in as well.

Oh and can I bring a few friends along so we dont get to bored.

Thanks

A Good Girl Mrs A xxxx

How about pale yorkshirmen as waiters instead?

x

could always go for a spray tan first

Lol never been for one of them, but itd be worth it lol!!

x

no white bits "

None at all... ill have to touch me toes while they spray for certain angles then

Am I odd cos iv always loved white bits?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A piercing...but i want it over n done without any pain whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A calculator... but not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A piercing...but i want it over n done without any pain whatsoever "

i have a based ball bat to help you with that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A piercing...but i want it over n done without any pain whatsoever

i have a based ball bat to help you with that "
biatch

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