FabSwingers.com forum: Life's greatest mysteries

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just where does the other sock go to?

I have 2 carrier bags full of odd socks, I just can't fathom where the other half to the pair dissappears to. My children think we have a sock eating monster that lives in the washing machine...and I'm beginning to agree with them!

What is your mystery?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Bet there's a single sock fetish fella somewhere with a massive collection

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

My mystery is,

Why when you have a hole in the end of your sock, it doesn't matter which foot you put it on, the hole ends up on your big toe

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Grey/blue belly button fluff despite wearing a white top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just where does the other sock go to?

What is your mystery?"

My solution to that is to just always wear odd socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my hair clips disappearing. I’ll buy like 300 and have 4 left by the end of the month

L x

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lighters and plectrums go to the same dimension x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't even get me started on Tupperware!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do those random stains come from?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hairy, white dog shit. I mean seriously, how does it end up like that? I’ve lost count of the number of sleepless nights I’ve experienced, tossing and turning whilst trying to apply some semblance of scientific explanation for this most frightful of phenomenon.

Please? Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there only one word for thesaurus?

How come there is only one Monopolies Commission?

Why when you transport something by car is it called a shipment, yet when you transfer something by ship it's called a cargo?

Oh and the greatest mystery of all......If a man says something and there's no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is my hair going i never find any on the pillow but there seems to be less im stating to think its due to the 2 ducks nesting on the top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where in the world is Carmen Sandeigo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha these are great. It just doesn't make sense does it, any of them.

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Just where does the other sock go to?

I have 2 carrier bags full of odd socks"

I suspect in your case you might have one sock from a pair in each bag.

Case solved! Next!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Don't even get me started on Tupperware!"

They breed you know

and roam your cupboards in huge herds... the weakest lids get picked off by their close relatives and natural enemies... the margarine tub.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Ok...non-iron shirts...biggest load of bollocks

And wash-proof plasters...certainly not wash-proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairy, white dog shit. I mean seriously, how does it end up like that? I’ve lost count of the number of sleepless nights I’ve experienced, tossing and turning whilst trying to apply some semblance of scientific explanation for this most frightful of phenomenon.

Please? Anyone? "

It's a type of fungus/mould. Dull but true.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Why do all the takeaway cartons never match the lids, despite being from the same place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do all the clothes pegs go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my hair clips disappearing. I’ll buy like 300 and have 4 left by the end of the month

L x"

That's the complete opposite way round from a blokes point of view. You find the bastard things everywhere. Can't get to sleep without one digging you in your back.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Please? Anyone?

It's a type of fungus/mould. Dull but true. "

Ah ha! Is it edible?

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