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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. " Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. " Is that like when you’re being haunted? | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself." I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? " That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself. I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back. " It was going so well until verbose I'm just a simple guy of far too few words | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. " I’m going to ignore the obvious sarcasm there and take your words at face value because I can and choose to! | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself. I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back. It was going so well until verbose I'm just a simple guy of far too few words " Word. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. I’m going to ignore the obvious sarcasm there and take your words at face value because I can and choose to! " *pats you on the head* | |||
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"Realise I should write ‘the smell of honeysuckle on a damp summer evening’ but was actually going to write potato rösti and baked beans.. My thinking is too mundane for the forums. " Ah fuck it. Write the true you not some bollocks. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. " I'm still laughing at it. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. I'm still laughing at it." Tea, you should add your comedic ability to your CV, right next to bodypopping and therapist steeple-fingering. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. I'm still laughing at it." See Estella... Do you see?! I’m proper funny me!! | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. I'm still laughing at it. Tea, you should add your comedic ability to your CV, right next to bodypopping and therapist steeple-fingering. " Don’t knock the body popping, I throw a mean shape... | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. I'm still laughing at it. Tea, you should add your comedic ability to your CV, right next to bodypopping and therapist steeple-fingering. Don’t knock the body popping, I throw a mean shape... " You and me, we’re going to have a krump off. Meli can referee. You ever watched David LaChapelle’s movie RIZE? That’s your prep. This is *on*. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. I'm still laughing at it. See Estella... Do you see?! I’m proper funny me!! " I have a low threshold for comedy. | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. I'm still laughing at it. See Estella... Do you see?! I’m proper funny me!! I have a low threshold for comedy." | |||
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"And how did you satisfy that craving? " Attention Still not satisfied | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. " Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch! | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch! " I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire. | |||
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"A hotel room Are you trying to tell us something " Shhhhhh | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch! I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire. " Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke! | |||
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"Crave.. being held /hugged for a long time. Body contact. " I love those hugs where they dont let go till you do | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Is that like when you’re being haunted? That is your best joke ever. I’m really pretty proud of you. Let’s remember this moment. I’m screenshotting it for posterity. I'm still laughing at it. See Estella... Do you see?! I’m proper funny me!! I have a low threshold for comedy. " Urgh! Now I’ve got a craving for burn cream | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch! I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire. Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke! " Oh yes me too, tease another log on every once in a while | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch! I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire. Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke! Oh yes me too, tease another log on every once in a while " Is stoking a two way activity or is it solely a wooer/ wooed activity? Asking for a friend... | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch! I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire. Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke! Oh yes me too, tease another log on every once in a while Is stoking a two way activity or is it solely a wooer/ wooed activity? Asking for a friend..." A bit of mutual poking maybe | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Yes I even told one chap that's what he needed to do....he then accused me a few days later of not being in touch! I was saying to someone the other day there’s the igniting of the flame, but then there’s the feeding and stoking the fire. Lol yes, I need a man who likes to stoke! Oh yes me too, tease another log on every once in a while Is stoking a two way activity or is it solely a wooer/ wooed activity? Asking for a friend..." In my case it's a wooer thang... | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself. I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back. It was going so well until verbose I'm just a simple guy of far too few words Word. " Singular | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/07/18 21:18:28]" 3rd time lucky... Oops I missed a bit. Nothing satisfies it. Not even sex. That makes me want a post coital. | |||
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"Sex. Last night. I went to bed, read the news and fell asleep. Craving not so much satisfied as ignored. Or should that be " | |||
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"Wooing. Relentless, verbose wooing. Does that even exist? I think you may well have to woo yourself. I do. I have been. And my hymen grew back. " Oh I bloody love a jolly good wooing! | |||
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"Who wanted the verbose wooing? I have a few sesquipedalians kicking around in my bonce and can spout off some highly sincere sounding flattery when the situation warrants it. ::Insert doe eyed emoji here::" They flatter to deceive.... | |||
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"Mint choc chip icecream. But I wanted green ice-cream. Because it's mint, so it has to be green. The one I picked up in Tesco wasn't green. So I still need to satisfy my craving." Try pistachio! Its divine... and green! | |||
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"A blonde with gorgeous boobs" And? | |||
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"Crave.. being held /hugged for a long time. Body contact. I love those hugs where they dont let go till you do " I can’t remember must be 30 years plus now. | |||
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"A thorough spanking and deep hard anal " Goodgirl | |||
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"Crave.. being held /hugged for a long time. Body contact. I love those hugs where they dont let go till you do I can’t remember must be 30 years plus now. " Awww, I hope you get one soon! | |||
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"A Kiss. And a mint magnum. I'm too lazy to try to get either. " Update; still too lazy | |||
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"Strawberries! " Me to now. | |||
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"Who wanted the verbose wooing? I have a few sesquipedalians kicking around in my bonce and can spout off some highly sincere sounding flattery when the situation warrants it. ::Insert doe eyed emoji here::" It was me. Bring forth your stream of consciousness... | |||
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