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"How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!" Why would you want to kill an innocent yak? | |||
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"How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! Why would you want to kill an innocent yak?" Why do you think yaks are innocent? | |||
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"The ability to read a message/email without opening them. Or the ability to turn on/off lights without moving." Mark as unread? There we are, a superpower I bequeath to you... | |||
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"We’ve all heard of the all powerful Superman; able to jump a tall building in a single leap or Spider-Man; does whatever a spider can. But we rarely hear or read of the more mundane superpowers that are just as super, aren’t they? So given a choice, what would yours be? The more mundane the better! Mine would be to be able to clean small fishbowls with a single glance... " the ability to feed myself without actually eating | |||
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"The ability to summons a delicious beverage from downstairs when I'm upstairs in bed, with just the wave of my hand ." That would be pretty useful | |||
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"An ability to read the minds of anyone in close proximity. .....but only the minds of people presently pondering what time it is." Highly mundane, excellent! | |||
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"Teleportation" That’s highly useful and a pretty awesome superpower... | |||
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"I can usually kill off a thread with a single post!" That’s a fairly common power and it’s failed this time! | |||
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"How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!" That's telekinesis kyle | |||
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"Teleportation That’s highly useful and a pretty awesome superpower... " Yeah, I don't do mundane | |||
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"The ability to understand Minecraft..... My son talks a foreign language, I have no concept of " My red stone piston trap has just been blown up by a creeper! Fortuitously however, I managed to jump into the Neither portal in the nick of time! | |||
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"The ability of making a woman say yes lol" You consider that mundane? | |||
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"How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! That's telekinesis kyle" | |||
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"The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me. " Bloody hell, that’s a good one. I want that too! I’d be able to go to festivals and crowded events and everything! | |||
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"The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me. Bloody hell, that’s a good one. I want that too! I’d be able to go to festivals and crowded events and everything!" I’m not fucking about, eh? I’m also mentally willing you to feel the urge to pee right now. You’re so going to need to pee within the next hour. I’ve totally voodoo-doodoo’d you. | |||
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"The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me. " I think there's a fetish group for that | |||
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"The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me. I think there's a fetish group for that " You’re taking the piss? | |||
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"Pair socks with the twinkle of an eye" And find where all the off socks partners are? I have 2 carrier bags full of odd socks, it's one of life's great mysteries. | |||
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"The ability to understand Minecraft..... My son talks a foreign language, I have no concept of My red stone piston trap has just been blown up by a creeper! Fortuitously however, I managed to jump into the Neither portal in the nick of time! " Urmmmmmmm OK?! | |||
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"Pair socks with the twinkle of an eye And find where all the off socks partners are? I have 2 carrier bags full of odd socks, it's one of life's great mysteries." I wear odd socks. *Drops mic* | |||
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"The ability to fart sprinkles when someone rubs my tummy." Messy what about when u were a kid with belly ach and shits | |||
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"The ability to become completely invisible to any good looking person walking towards me on the street.....Oh wait " I find that hard to believe. | |||
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"The ability to clean wooden blinds with just a mere flex of my rught buttock " Left buttock for plastic ones | |||
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"The ability to become completely invisible to any good looking person walking towards me on the street.....Oh wait " But you can captivate men across hundreds of miles... | |||
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