FabSwingers.com forum: Mundane Superpowers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We’ve all heard of the all powerful Superman; able to jump a tall building in a single leap or Spider-Man; does whatever a spider can. But we rarely hear or read of the more mundane superpowers that are just as super, aren’t they?

So given a choice, what would yours be? The more mundane the better!

Mine would be to be able to clean small fishbowls with a single glance...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The ability to fly........but a maximum of only two inches above the ground

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

To be able to reply No to 168 first time messages asking wanna meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to boil a kettle with the wave of a finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to stop ant itch i get and transfer it to people that would be quite funny watching people scrat for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to clean reading glasses with a puff of air from the nostrils.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The ability to read a message/email without opening them.

Or the ability to turn on/off lights without moving.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...

with mind bullets!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Teleportation

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

The ability to untie any knot.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

To be able to tell how old someone is from their face pic on fabs

No wait.. I can do that already

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

The ability to stop people hic-uping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...

with mind bullets!"

Why would you want to kill an innocent yak?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...

with mind bullets!

Why would you want to kill an innocent yak?"

Why do you think yaks are innocent?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

An ability to read the minds of anyone in close proximity.

.....but only the minds of people presently pondering what time it is.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The ability to summons a delicious beverage from downstairs when I'm upstairs in bed, with just the wave of my hand .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to read a message/email without opening them.

Or the ability to turn on/off lights without moving."

Mark as unread? There we are, a superpower I bequeath to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve all heard of the all powerful Superman; able to jump a tall building in a single leap or Spider-Man; does whatever a spider can. But we rarely hear or read of the more mundane superpowers that are just as super, aren’t they?

So given a choice, what would yours be? The more mundane the better!

Mine would be to be able to clean small fishbowls with a single glance... "
the ability to feed myself without actually eating

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

How about the power, to move you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ability to summons a delicious beverage from downstairs when I'm upstairs in bed, with just the wave of my hand ."

That would be pretty useful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ability to read the minds of anyone in close proximity.

.....but only the minds of people presently pondering what time it is."

Highly mundane, excellent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Teleportation"

That’s highly useful and a pretty awesome superpower...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like super strength eyelashes please. That way I can wobble my glasses like Eric Morecambe without using my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can usually kill off a thread with a single post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To clean and tidy my whole house with a click of my fingers. Life really is too short for housework.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can usually kill off a thread with a single post!"

That’s a fairly common power and it’s failed this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to render men immobile, but still erect, for as long as I want..

Or...to resist chocolate

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...

with mind bullets!"

That's telekinesis kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to wake on time without an alarm

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Ironing clothes just by glancing at them

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pair socks with the twinkle of an eye

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

The ability to tell if the milk has gone off without having to sniff it.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

To be able to put tea on the table at 6 on the dot every evening

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The ability to understand Minecraft.....

My son talks a foreign language, I have no concept of

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

The ability of making a woman say yes lol

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Teleportation

That’s highly useful and a pretty awesome superpower... "

Yeah, I don't do mundane

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The ability to understand Minecraft.....

My son talks a foreign language, I have no concept of "

My red stone piston trap has just been blown up by a creeper! Fortuitously however, I managed to jump into the Neither portal in the nick of time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ability of making a woman say yes lol"

You consider that mundane?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Stop Press! I have developed the amazing ability to correctly predict 1/6th of a winning lottery ticket!

....I now just need to find five other similarly gifted individuals who are willing to share

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...

with mind bullets!

That's telekinesis kyle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me. "

Bloody hell, that’s a good one. I want that too! I’d be able to go to festivals and crowded events and everything!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

The ability to open shrink wrapped packages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability where if someone lies to me they then punch themselves in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me.

Bloody hell, that’s a good one. I want that too! I’d be able to go to festivals and crowded events and everything!"

I’m not fucking about, eh?

I’m also mentally willing you to feel the urge to pee right now. You’re so going to need to pee within the next hour. I’ve totally voodoo-doodoo’d you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power of being able to find instantly any desired item in the depths of my handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me. "

I think there's a fetish group for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power to have a full 8 hours undisturbed sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to delegate others to go to the toilet for me.

I think there's a fetish group for that "

You’re taking the piss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to taste liquids with my elbows.

Failing that the power to not yawn after somebody else does

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'd like to bestow the ability of parallel parking to all those that can't..

I'm a believer it's better to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pair socks with the twinkle of an eye"

And find where all the off socks partners are? I have 2 carrier bags full of odd socks, it's one of life's great mysteries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to submit my expense claims on time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking at mess and it tidying itself

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to forget what...... Erm. I dont remember what i was typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the ability with my said superpowers to pour Guinness when I desire it and not develop an extended belly

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"The ability to understand Minecraft.....

My son talks a foreign language, I have no concept of

My red stone piston trap has just been blown up by a creeper! Fortuitously however, I managed to jump into the Neither portal in the nick of time! "

Urmmmmmmm OK?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to remember what time it is, when someone asks me two seconds after I just looked.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The ability to have my farts show like smoke/vapour and change the colour of them to whatever I want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pair socks with the twinkle of an eye

And find where all the off socks partners are? I have 2 carrier bags full of odd socks, it's one of life's great mysteries."

I wear odd socks. *Drops mic*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The ability to close or open curtains with my mind but only when I’m within touching distance of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To know clothes would fit perfectly with a mere glance, beat trudging to the fitting rooms.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The ability to get served first at any bar at any time and to be given the wrong change (in my favour) every time..yus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to fill a lunchbox just by thinking about the nutritious, and healthy, with a little bit of delicious and quirky, foodstuffs that should impress any dinner lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to fart sprinkles when someone rubs my tummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to make the bed in the blink of an eye. Thus avoiding that sinking feeling when you remember you stripped the bed in the morning but forgot to put fresh ones on until you're almost ready for bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to fart sprinkles when someone rubs my tummy."

Messy what about when u were a kid with belly ach and shits

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

To be able to magic a trumpet fanfair whenever I walk into a room.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

To look at my legs a certain way and have all the hair painlessly drop out just like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to become completely invisible to any good looking person walking towards me on the street.....Oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to become completely invisible to any good looking person walking towards me on the street.....Oh wait

I find that hard to believe.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Grow a full beard and stroke it for 24 hours

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

The ability to clean wooden blinds with just a mere flex of my rught buttock

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

*right

FFS autocorrect

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Following some inept DIY tampering with my DNA, I have now developed an X-Men like mutation which allows me to correctly guess the colour of any ladies underwear. Yes, I jest thee not!

.....I now require lots of female volunteers to help me test it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to refill any ink pen with a touch.

No more squiggling on scrap paper trying to get more life of bloody biro’s.

Just ‘boom’, then back to writing.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

The ability to touch my ear with my tongue.

Can see that having other useful applications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to clean wooden blinds with just a mere flex of my rught buttock "

Left buttock for plastic ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ability to become completely invisible to any good looking person walking towards me on the street.....Oh wait

But you can captivate men across hundreds of miles...

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