FabSwingers.com forum: I hate couples on holidays

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All thier lovey dovey bullshit. Rubbing it in our single peoples faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTq66KIag9Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let the bastards grind ya down : D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wait until they start fighting, then you can feel smug

#freedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yerself a bird to take on holiday.

Easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wait until they start fighting, then you can feel smug

#freedom "

Or dive in white knight style to rescue the upset damsel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wait until they start fighting, then you can feel smug

#freedom "

I'm not a sour person but how dare they deserve to be happy and in love when I'm single and misreable!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I know right.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

To be fair they're probably miserable as sin indoors.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Or not so happy? Watch them over dinner - the married couples that can’t think of a word to say to each other.

I used to love holidays when the kids came along, soon as that stopped it became an ordeal.

Now separated by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair they're probably miserable as sin indoors."

We can only hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All thier lovey dovey bullshit. Rubbing it in our single peoples faces

Each situation has its own benefits.

Enjoy being single.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

They will be Facebook happy but miserable as sin and not fucking. Well not each other.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im jealous of couples going on holiday. Not had one since 2001 (as couple).

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d recommend paying a visit to B&Q to counterbalance this most deplorable phenomenon; Couples seemingly go there specifically to argue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d recommend paying a visit to B&Q to counterbalance this most deplorable phenomenon; Couples seemingly go there specifically to argue

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I hate *everyone* on holiday.

All their happy jolly holiday bullshit.

Rubbing it in our stay-at-home people's faces

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

ohhh shite we must be the odd couple we dont argue! we swing that lightens life up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m currently in South America on holiday in my own - make a holiday work for you. It’s not easy.

Have been there as single dad seeing happy couples and their kids together, that I used to find really difficult .

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"ohhh shite we must be the odd couple we dont argue! we swing that lightens life up lol

The exception to the rule. Perhaps the key is swinging?

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

That’s a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yerself a bird to take on holiday.

Easy.

"
...is it ? You try getting a budgie through customs

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Get yerself a bird to take on holiday.

Easy.

...is it ? You try getting a budgie through customs

thats why aussies wear budgie smugglers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going on holiday with 4 couples and one other single women.

When the couples start bickering, I'll nudge her in the ribs and say "That's why we're single".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or not so happy? Watch them over dinner - the married couples that can’t think of a word to say to each other.

I used to love holidays when the kids came along, soon as that stopped it became an ordeal.

Now separated by the way"

I used to take the kids to the beach and leave miserably bollocks on his own in the caravan.

When we went abroad on our own we barely spoke to each other.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where lovey dovy all the while and not just on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable git.

I am single but it doesn't bother me!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Or not so happy? Watch them over dinner - the married couples that can’t think of a word to say to each other.

I used to love holidays when the kids came along, soon as that stopped it became an ordeal.

Now separated by the way

I used to take the kids to the beach and leave miserably bollocks on his own in the caravan.

When we went abroad on our own we barely spoke to each other."

Blimey, that sounds so familiar except I loved being on the beach with the kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhh shite we must be the odd couple we dont argue! we swing that lightens life up lol

The exception to the rule. Perhaps the key is swinging?"

The key is defo swinging ‘ we sit at the dinner table when on holiday choose a couple and see if we could imagine them as swinger even give them names’ sometimes its so funny !!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"All thier lovey dovey bullshit. Rubbing it in our single peoples faces

Quite often holidays are booked to save relationships.

Quite often this is the worst thing they could do but at least they can't regret not trying.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Have you noticed the ones that you just KNOW are only holding hands because they're on holiday? They really don't look comfortable. Like they want to pull away from each other and start washing their hands in Purelle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was only joking but you guys are just horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can snog a different person every night if you wish. They have to keep snogging each other. Oh the boredom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They may fight like cat and dog in private though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being single you are the lucky one in my book lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn’t bother me on holiday, except i know they’ll be fucking like steam trains because most couples have shitloads of sex on holiday, don’t they?

I spend my holidays with my kids watching them like a hawk, especially the youngest with his ASD. I have to be on it like sonic. No time for kissy kissy coupled up stuff, i have to be ready to don cape and fly into action at a moment’s notice.

It’s during Christmas Shopping when you see folk walking through the Christmassy arcades and they stop and snog. That’s when i feel a pang of unlovedness.

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over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Or not so happy? Watch them over dinner - the married couples that can’t think of a word to say to each other.

I used to love holidays when the kids came along, soon as that stopped it became an ordeal.

Now separated by the way

I used to take the kids to the beach and leave miserably bollocks on his own in the caravan.

When we went abroad on our own we barely spoke to each other."

Miserably bollocks that made me laugh. Not that you had to put up with him being miserable of course that must have been hideous.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"All thier lovey dovey bullshit. Rubbing it in our single peoples faces

Us couples hate you singles on holiday... Rubbing our noses in it that you can go out on the pull at any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All thier lovey dovey bullshit. Rubbing it in our single peoples faces

Surely you can't complain too much if they're rubbing it in your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you not noticed that that patch of grass over there is a different shade?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you not noticed that that patch of grass over there is a different shade?..."

It’s so much more emerald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have any lovey dovey bullshit, in fact we don't spend much time together, we both like different things on holiday so we do our own thing all day and just get d*unk at night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even worse..... couples with kids

done our bit for society now they just wind us up on holibobs...

Adults only gigs from now on

#miserableoldgitsnproud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all about perception though.

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