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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My boss is a cunt !! His shitheap of a car has broke down again so I have to sit here and listen to his incessant whinging about it all day . Can someone please bring a sledgehammer and come smash the fuckin shitheap into bits . At least he might get a new car that actually goes somewhere and he can leave me in fucking peace . Anyone fancy smashing a rustbucket wankstain of a car to bits please.

And then take my Boss somewhere ; The fucking Moon would do !!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

And relax ...

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Unlike people who whinge on an Internet Forum.......?

Take a deep breath and relax.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Drama queen...much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#prematureitsnotthursdayyet

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

[Removed by poster at 17/07/18 09:30:50]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"And relax ..."
I wish I could . I was supposed to be on my own today whilst him and his wife went on a day trip . Now I feel like walking into oncoming traffic grrrrrr...... . But thanks for trying

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Would ‘WeBuyAnyShitHeap’ purchase said car? I’d recommend he tries them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Drama queen...much!"
Haha . I can't rant at him so I gotta rant somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if you can borrow said shit heap and drive it into a wall. Sorted x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Would ‘WeBuyAnyShitHeap’ purchase said car? I’d recommend he tries them "
I wouldn't have it if he gave it to me for nothing . It's an old piece of crap and he's a cheapskate .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have awank buddy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ask if you can borrow said shit heap and drive it into a wall. Sorted x "
I can't. It won't start

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"#prematureitsnotthursdayyet"
Oh yes I forgot that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Well someone is living up to their username ( )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well someone is living up to their username ( ) "
That was me being conservative considering the way I feel atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaa that made me laugh because my boss is off this week and it’s absolute fucking HEAVEN!!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hahahaa that made me laugh because my boss is off this week and it’s absolute fucking HEAVEN!!!!"
That really cheers me up thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow,seems even some bosses can have a shitty time.

Who knew

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My boss is a cunt !! His shitheap of a car has broke down again so I have to sit here and listen to his incessant whinging about it all day . Can someone please bring a sledgehammer and come smash the fuckin shitheap into bits . At least he might get a new car that actually goes somewhere and he can leave me in fucking peace . Anyone fancy smashing a rustbucket wankstain of a car to bits please.

And then take my Boss somewhere ; The fucking Moon would do !!!!"

Sounds like my boss, the getting the new car would just never stop him he'd just tell you about how great his new car is and how shit yours is for the next 400 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahaa that made me laugh because my boss is off this week and it’s absolute fucking HEAVEN!!!! That really cheers me up thanks "

Awww sorry. To be fair the other 48 weeks of the year I could happily smash her antagonistic face in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hahahaa that made me laugh because my boss is off this week and it’s absolute fucking HEAVEN!!!! That really cheers me up thanks

Awww sorry. To be fair the other 48 weeks of the year I could happily smash her antagonistic face in "

That almost made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anger management might help you.... Bit of Yoga and deep breathing?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anger management might help you.... Bit of Yoga and deep breathing? "
Or I could just smash the car up ..That would make me feel a whole lot better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My boss is a cunt !! His shitheap of a car has broke down again so I have to sit here and listen to his incessant whinging about it all day . Can someone please bring a sledgehammer and come smash the fuckin shitheap into bits . At least he might get a new car that actually goes somewhere and he can leave me in fucking peace . Anyone fancy smashing a rustbucket wankstain of a car to bits please.

And then take my Boss somewhere ; The fucking Moon would do !!!!

Sounds like my boss, the getting the new car would just never stop him he'd just tell you about how great his new car is and how shit yours is for the next 400 hours "

To be fair he can't boast about his car . My bike is more reliable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer to take a look at the said vehicle, sit in it, attempt to fire it up, put bonnet up, look under it, scratch head and balls, remove petrol pipe, attempt to turn over, catch petrol in cup, pour petrol over interior, light petrol, act surprised, chuck it out there it might be an electrical fault, suggest a new not on fire car, job done your boss will either get a new car or sack you and his whining will stop either in a flurry of looking for a new car or because your at home

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Offer to take a look at the said vehicle, sit in it, attempt to fire it up, put bonnet up, look under it, scratch head and balls, remove petrol pipe, attempt to turn over, catch petrol in cup, pour petrol over interior, light petrol, act surprised, chuck it out there it might be an electrical fault, suggest a new not on fire car, job done your boss will either get a new car or sack you and his whining will stop either in a flurry of looking for a new car or because your at home

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Best suggestion so far . I still think the sledgehammer is more satisfying though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First world problems eh?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"First world problems eh? "
Absolutely . Nothing else matters

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Look at the last online purchase thread. One of the posters has just bought a sledgehammer, maybe you can borrow it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake a heart attack get a lift in the abulance

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Look at the last online purchase thread. One of the posters has just bought a sledgehammer, maybe you can borrow it? "
That was me .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fake a heart attack get a lift in the abulance "
Noted

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Look at the last online purchase thread. One of the posters has just bought a sledgehammer, maybe you can borrow it? That was me . "
pmsl, senior moment here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just to let you know ....

The boss has decided to get rid of said shitheap after his wife nagged him . Haha I feel better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Look at the last online purchase thread. One of the posters has just bought a sledgehammer, maybe you can borrow it? That was me . pmsl, senior moment here "
Haha I'll let you off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it’s only Tuesday ... good luck with the rest of the week

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"And it’s only Tuesday ... good luck with the rest of the week "
I'll survive

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