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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Women

The audacity of the pair of them. I for one recognise you as single

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women

The audacity of the pair of them. I for one recognise you as single "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about your mistress OP ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Cheeky bitches, make yourself a profile on a swinging site dude. I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms and legs

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Women

The audacity of the pair of them. I for one recognise you as single

Thank you "

Prepare for a stampede as you maybe the last single piece of cake .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What about your mistress OP ?"

Hang on? Don't you bring me into this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any."

Oh those pesky girls Cakey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheeky bitches, make yourself a profile on a swinging site dude. I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms and legs "

Just in the delivery suite at the minute awaiting my 4th child so now isn't the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about your mistress OP ?"

SECRET mistress

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any."

Have you been denying them cake, Cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any.

Have you been denying them cake, Cake?

"

I wouldn't do that. Cake is made for sharing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cheeky bitches, make yourself a profile on a swinging site dude. I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms and legs

Just in the delivery suite at the minute awaiting my 4th child so now isn't the time"

Can you ask the midwife to bring me some more gas n air please? It hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any."

So you can have your cake and eat it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheeky bitches, make yourself a profile on a swinging site dude. I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms and legs

Just in the delivery suite at the minute awaiting my 4th child so now isn't the time

Can you ask the midwife to bring me some more gas n air please? It hurts "

The midwife is my mistress. She just found out about the family. Not a good time to ask for anything

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any.

Have you been denying them cake, Cake?

I wouldn't do that. Cake is made for sharing"

You are our very own Nadiya.

I hope the delivery goes well.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any."

I applaud you sir.

Although I do fear this may mean I'm reading your eulogy after all........

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cheeky bitches, make yourself a profile on a swinging site dude. I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms and legs

Just in the delivery suite at the minute awaiting my 4th child so now isn't the time

Can you ask the midwife to bring me some more gas n air please? It hurts

The midwife is my mistress. She just found out about the family. Not a good time to ask for anything "

I'm telling mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheeky bitches, make yourself a profile on a swinging site dude. I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms and legs

Just in the delivery suite at the minute awaiting my 4th child so now isn't the time

Can you ask the midwife to bring me some more gas n air please? It hurts

The midwife is my mistress. She just found out about the family. Not a good time to ask for anything

I'm telling mum "

Yeeeaaaa, we need to talk about your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any."

You cant use the married toilets anymore then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any.

I applaud you sir.

Although I do fear this may mean I'm reading your eulogy after all........"

You've put enough thought into it so it's only fair

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cheeky bitches, make yourself a profile on a swinging site dude. I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms and legs

Just in the delivery suite at the minute awaiting my 4th child so now isn't the time

Can you ask the midwife to bring me some more gas n air please? It hurts

The midwife is my mistress. She just found out about the family. Not a good time to ask for anything

I'm telling mum

Yeeeaaaa, we need to talk about your mum "

I hope you realise if you fucked my mum, and my dad fucked my mum, you fucked my dad you Gaylord.

Now pass me the fucking gas n air before my insides fall out.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I now identify as a single man.

Sure, I have a wife and a family at home. But she doesn't put out so it doesn't count right?

Even my girlfriend isn't giving me any.

I applaud you sir.

Although I do fear this may mean I'm reading your eulogy after all........

You've put enough thought into it so it's only fair"

I appreciate that my friend....

Thank you.

I'll do you proud.

Women will weep.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird. Both your wife and girlfriend put out for me......sometimes together..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about your side bitch op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you again.

I don't recognise you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about your side bitch op? "

What about you?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Weird. Both your wife and girlfriend put out for me......sometimes together.."

Ah that makes sense , I was wondering who the father was of the ops 4th child

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