FabSwingers.com forum: Fab guy on Jeremy Kyle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would it go something like this ?

Jeremy

So Bob why are you here?

Bob

Because that minger ignored all of my 67 messages and then blocked me

Jeremy

And she has a picture of herself with her norks out on a sex site

Bob

Yes and she meets other blokes, I can’t accom but she can and it’s not like she hasn’t had a cock or two in the past is it, she’s well stuck up mate

Jeremy

So she answered none of your messages even though you sent pics of your cock over a toilet bowl from lots of different angles

Bob

Yeh I did them in the bogs on the motorway services as well, I even did one of my cock next to the Sky remote !

Jeremy

I think she’s not worth it but here she is, the Fab bird

Fab bird storms on and tells Bob you git you don’t even have a face pic and your married !

Jeremy

So you ignored all his messages who do you think you are ?

Fab bird

I don’t fancy him and he’s married and his Todger is tiny and very hairy

Jeremy

But you’re on a sex site so why don’t you bonk him

Bob

Yeh why don’t you bonk me yer big tease

Jeremy

Yes why don’t you

Fab bird

Because he’s married and I don’t like him

Jeremy

We need to get the Genius to sort your head out your nothing but a time waster

Bob

No one knows I’m married except you

Fab bird

yes you thick twonk and now do 3 million others lol

Bob

That’s not me someone is using my details I erm erm, TAXI !

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you now owe me a t shirt laughing so much me coffee went everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No the guy wouldn't show up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you now owe me a t shirt laughing so much me coffee went everywhere

Okay okay take it off and I'll wash it for you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

jeremy

now lets bring on the secret lover of the fab guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jeremy

now lets bring on the secret lover of the fab guy

Jeremy

And all the way from Ireland here is

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.

as jeremy would say:see the name jeremy kyle?,that's me!,and this is my show!,now listen,keep it in your trousers or put something over the end of it!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

luved it well done kev

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev.

Great though, made me snigger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev.

Great though, made me snigger.

I'm attracted to quite a few but I have restraining orders stopping me contacting them

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev.

Great though, made me snigger.

I'm attracted to quite a few but I have restraining orders stopping me contacting them

Oh you got the papers

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

Well done Kev - did make me chuckle

I love thinking about scenarios where swinging and real life don't meet - but woudl be funny if they did

Nice one!

D&K

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev.

Great though, made me snigger.

I'm attracted to quite a few but I have restraining orders stopping me contacting them

Oh you got the papers

Yes and your proposal but sadly I have to decline

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev.

Great though, made me snigger.

I'm attracted to quite a few but I have restraining orders stopping me contacting them

Oh you got the papers

Yes and your proposal but sadly I have to decline

You gone off the idea of being restrained?

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