FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the point of cats ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The other night there was a scratching at my door, so I went to have a look and there was a cat shit on the threshold of my door with a little flag in it, now I’ve got a perfectly good garden for cats to shit in, but no next doors cat has got to go the extra mile, get his mates involved and back his ass up and crap on my door. I presume the scratching was to say ‘Hey, take look what I’ve left you!’

Then the other day, I caught next doors cat again, wiping his dirty star fish in my French doors, not content with that he fired a jet of piss up against the window. He gave me a nod then strutted off.

Now, he’s up on my shed roof, arrogantly licking his balls while staring at me, as if to say ‘ Can you do this on someone else property, nah didn’t think so !’

For fucks sake Chris, give it a rest, it’s the weekend !

(The cat is called Chris)

So please tell why do people have cats, cause it fucking baffles me ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make better pets than Elephants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who'd call a cat Chris though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rifle would soon sort that problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who'd call a cat Chris though? "

My next door neighbour, pay attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are awesome. What kind of flag was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who'd call a cat Chris though?

My next door neighbour, pay attention.

Ask them why they called him it.

Chris the cat. Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who'd call a cat Chris though? "

I’ve heard of a dog called Patrick

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m currently having a stand off with a local cat. It’s terrorising my rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem "

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"Who'd call a cat Chris though?

My next door neighbour, pay attention.

Ask them why they called him it.

Chris the cat. Ffs.

My mate had a pet duck called dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admit I’m more dog than cat. But I still like cats. Dogs though, dogs are the best thing in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who'd call a cat Chris though? "
Evans knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m currently having a stand off with a local cat. It’s terrorising my rabbit. "

Try cleaning it afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piece of fish with paracetamol in it will sort the cat ,(runs away )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs. "

Cat will be on the other end

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We have a grey furry ball of cat that thinks our garden is his. It came into our lounge the other night, cheeky fucker.

I have a water gun at the ready now. That'll learn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats are awesome. What kind of flag was it?"

Catalonia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end "

That's what you think.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m currently having a stand off with a local cat. It’s terrorising my rabbit.

Try cleaning it afterwards."

My hoppy, floppy eared kind Jimbob

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Where did he get the flag from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water pistol target practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think. "

Is it your cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compulsory, it goes with the broom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, he got in my house via my bedroom window, came down stairs, scared the fuck out of me, went into the kitchen, then went bat shit cause he couldn’t get out, jumped up on the sink knocked all my plates on the floor, trying to get out of a closed window.

#scenes

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

1. It's a well known fact that stroking a pussy lowers your blood pressure and stuff

2. They make good spider catchers

3. And feet warmers

4. They control the local pigeon population (I hate pigeons)

5. They have a 'fuck you' attitude I admire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think.

Is it your cat?"

No, but they're very manipulative creatures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where did he get the flag from?"

Pets R Us, he’s got an account there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m currently having a stand off with a local cat. It’s terrorising my rabbit.

Try cleaning it afterwards."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m currently having a stand off with a local cat. It’s terrorising my rabbit.

Try cleaning it afterwards.

My hoppy, floppy eared kind Jimbob

You forgot cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think.

Is it your cat?

No, but they're very manipulative creatures. "

Maybe, if you've got an IQ lower than them!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m currently having a stand off with a local cat. It’s terrorising my rabbit.

Try cleaning it afterwards.

My hoppy, floppy eared kind Jimbob

You forgot cute."

Cute Jimbob? Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m currently having a stand off with a local cat. It’s terrorising my rabbit.

Try cleaning it afterwards.

My hoppy, floppy eared kind Jimbob

You forgot cute.

Cute Jimbob? Better?

Yes, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think.

Is it your cat?

No, but they're very manipulative creatures.

Maybe, if you've got an IQ lower than them!

Aren't you all charming and joyous as always dear.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Mine is called Ray. Short for Radar (M*A*S*H television reference) as he can hear a fridge door open from quarter of a mile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a rabbit called Dave (Tink) so I have no problem with a cat called Chris lol.

I have my cat Roxanne because she gives me snuggles when I'm home alone. Sunny and my cat, not such a good mix lol. Dogs need too much time.

My neighbour keeps letting his dog crap outside my garden gate then not picking it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think.

Is it your cat?

No, but they're very manipulative creatures.

Maybe, if you've got an IQ lower than them!

Aren't you all charming and joyous as always dear.

Just factual, they're just cats, stop feeding them and they soon p**s off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats rock...because..fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats rock...because..fuck you!"

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats rock...because..fuck you!

Me!

Wayhayyy you've pulled!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We've got a cat, we like having him.

If anyone complains to us that he goes in their garden we tell them to spray him with water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats rock...because..fuck you!

Me!

Wayhayyy you've pulled!

Very much doubt it.....she's meet me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To keep us humbled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant stand cats or dogs,infact i hate dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with cats...from my experience

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"Cats rock...because..fuck you!"

//End of thread and a fuck into the bargain yay.

Mine is a complete cuddle slut. He is not aloof like most and I like to watch him convert even the staunchest anti cat people into giving him tummy rubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the quickest personality test there is...cat people v dog people. Myself, the only pussy I stroke is my vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the quickest personality test there is...cat people v dog people. Myself, the only pussy I stroke is my vagina "

Iv just cum

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We have a grey furry ball of cat that thinks our garden is his. It came into our lounge the other night, cheeky fucker.

I have a water gun at the ready now. That'll learn it

‘Teach it’. Didn’t you listen at school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me myself and Chris it just doesn't work

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cats rule.

They are super intelligent, they can suss out a dingbat in seconds!!!

I did have a dog too and cats and I adored her until she went to Rainbow Bridge, broke my heart that did.

No commitments with cats. No taking them for walks, no clock watching when you are out and have to be home etc.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

My cat also excuses himself ie moves to another room, when he senses I’m playing with someone. He has greeted her or them, covered them in fur and now it’s my time.

When everything has settled down, he tentatively comes back to the bed looking for cuddles.

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

I get an inkling that the Impala is not a cat lover . . . They won't lose any sleep over it.

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"1. It's a well known fact that stroking a pussy lowers your blood pressure and stuff

2. They make good spider catchers

3. And feet warmers

4. They control the local pigeon population (I hate pigeons)

5. They have a 'fuck you' attitude I admire "

I have been admiring your tits alot this past hour hows thst for a fuck you attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats rule.

They are super intelligent, they can suss out a dingbat in seconds!!!

I did have a dog too and cats and I adored her until she went to Rainbow Bridge, broke my heart that did.

No commitments with cats. No taking them for walks, no clock watching when you are out and have to be home etc.

Just having to get up out of bed when they want you to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... So please tell why do people have cats, cause it fucking baffles me ?! "

You've got that the wrong way round, cats have people. Once they no longer have any need for slaves like us then we're in real trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the quickest personality test there is...cat people v dog people. Myself, the only pussy I stroke is my vagina

Iv just cum"

So soon? I’d only just started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem "

That's cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

That's cruel"

Iv seen her pussy its cute as fuck

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

That's cruel"

But effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 lives none the wiser

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Cats exist so dogs can catch them! My dog is an expert cat catcher - well he was - but there aren’t any cats near us anymore

Pussys should come in one form and not have any fur on them!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Aww it sounds a cute little thing.

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By *ishydonnaWoman
over a year ago

nr Stratford upon Avon way /worcester

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... So please tell why do people have cats, cause it fucking baffles me ?!

You've got that the wrong way round, cats have people. Once they no longer have any need for slaves like us then we're in real trouble.

Why, do you think they'll take your car keys off you or send you to your bedroom?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Rats is the point of cats

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Who'd call a cat Chris though?

My next door neighbour, pay attention.

Ask them why they called him it.

Chris the cat. Ffs.

My mate had a pet duck called dinner

My goose is called Dinner, him and my hubby detest each other

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

My cat is called piglet! Or piggy! She wud happily beat me up all day long! X

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

That's cruel

But effective "

Not effective if you leave someone's beloved pet in agony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

I’m very odd, I have a love/hate thing with cats. Don’t trust them and they seem to rub themselves all over me because they know it annoys me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat is called piglet! Or piggy! She wud happily beat me up all day long! X"

One of our family cats when I was growing up was called Piggy too!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

I’m very odd, I have a love/hate thing with cats. Don’t trust them and they seem to rub themselves all over me because they know it annoys me.

They are scenting you to be in their pride. It’s what big cats do in the wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

So if a person likes cats they're even?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat is her..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Love me love my cats. Noone is welcome in my life if they dont like cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

I’m very odd, I have a love/hate thing with cats. Don’t trust them and they seem to rub themselves all over me because they know it annoys me.

They are scenting you to be in their pride. It’s what big cats do in the wild

Sneaky little buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other night there was a scratching at my door, so I went to have a look and there was a cat shit on the threshold of my door with a little flag in it, now I’ve got a perfectly good garden for cats to shit in, but no next doors cat has got to go the extra mile, get his mates involved and back his ass up and crap on my door. I presume the scratching was to say ‘Hey, take look what I’ve left you!’

Now, he’s up on my shed roof, arrogantly licking his balls while staring at me, as if to say ‘ Can you do this on someone else property, nah didn’t think so !’

For fucks sake Chris, give it a rest, it’s the weekend !

(The cat is called Chris)

So please tell why do people have cats, cause it fucking baffles me ?! "

I think it's impressive that the cat can put a flag in his own shit. Did he have it in a sling over his back?

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

That's cruel

But effective

Not effective if you leave someone's beloved pet in agony"

Don’t think it be in any pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what I fucking hate is people that think cats dont show 'emotion'...

My cat is amazingly emotional...she just chooses me above others..

I' loved and love my dogs................they are dogs...

there is nothing better than a cat cuddle...some cunts dont know how to handle cats...therefore are CUNTS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, he’s up on my shed roof, arrogantly licking his balls while staring at me, as if to say ‘ Can you do this on someone else property, nah didn’t think so !’

For fucks sake Chris, give it a rest, it’s the weekend !

(The cat is called Chris)

So please tell why do people have cats, cause it fucking baffles me ?!

I think it's impressive that the cat can put a flag in his own shit. Did he have it in a sling over his back?

The feral ones at work bury theirs, actually it's quite funny watching them cover their point them sniff, then cover a bit more before sniffing again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are amazing. Ours provide constant love and affection, fun and entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember they are our masters and move on with life.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

We have 3 cats, Holly is a fat ball of black fluff, she's half Persian, Amber is a tiny ginger and white rescue cat, and the main man is Kevin, a lanky ginger slut who loves everyone. We love them lots but would love a dog too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

That's cruel

But effective

Not effective if you leave someone's beloved pet in agony

Don’t think it be in any pain."

Animals feel pain just like we do

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I like our cats more than I like alot of people.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I have 2 cats, one has been nicknamed Death Wish. I watched this idiot cat fall off my conservatory roof Friday morning. You know in cartoon when a cat slides down a window, front paws stretched up, claws out trying to stop themselves by grabbing onto the glass?

This was him.

Landed in the bramble bush.

Yes I laughed at him.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My cats adore me. They constantly curled up on and around me. Me and fat cat have serious love ins where her paws are round my neck and she is kissing and licking me .

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Cats are the best x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

So if a person likes cats they're even?

If a person likes cats then they are ‘alright’ in my book. Anyone who doesn’t like cats are not ‘alright’, they are odd! Those little cute furry faces with their big eyes! Got to be a cold hearted b*****d not to like those faces!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I used to have brother and sister cats, Scully and Mulder. They were like my first babies and were both beautiful. Very therapeutic when they are purring on your lap. Unfortunately they are both in pussy cat heaven and as we are on a busy road they're unlikely to be replaced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

So if a person likes cats they're even?

, sorry, I know it was childish but I couldn't resist!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think.

Is it your cat?

No, but they're very manipulative creatures.

Maybe, if you've got an IQ lower than them!

Aren't you all charming and joyous as always dear.

Just factual, they're just cats, stop feeding them and they soon p**s off."

My Dad has put his cat on a diet. She is still here (and lost weight!)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My cats are called willow, angel, buttons and sugar. I usually have 5 but havent replaced the one i lost in november. I rescue old cats. The last three that died had been with me about three years each and lived to old ages. I just like to give them a good end of life. Sugar is the only one ive had since a kitten and she was rescued.

The ones i have now arnt that old. All of my cats are between 11 and 13 so will have them with me awhile yet. I just love nurturing them building up the trust watching them interact with each othet. I have a very happy household and all my cats are very sociable. Too sociable they think everyone who comes to my house is far game for petting. They have absolutly no fear in them and i like to think its through my nurturing

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Has anyone thought if putting a cucumber down as cats don't seem to like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To chase way the mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think.

Is it your cat?

No, but they're very manipulative creatures.

Maybe, if you've got an IQ lower than them!

Aren't you all charming and joyous as always dear.

Just factual, they're just cats, stop feeding them and they soon p**s off.

My Dad has put his cat on a diet. She is still here (and lost weight!)"

Stop Feeding, Stop...Feeding!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Has anyone thought if putting a cucumber down as cats don't seem to like them"
why would you do that. Ive seen videos where cats have been terrified of them(i dont know why) but why someone would purposely terrorize their cat is beyond me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think.

Is it your cat?

No, but they're very manipulative creatures.

Maybe, if you've got an IQ lower than them!

Aren't you all charming and joyous as always dear.

Just factual, they're just cats, stop feeding them and they soon p**s off.

My Dad has put his cat on a diet. She is still here (and lost weight!)"
when i go on holiday my mum comes and feeds my cats and sits with them twice a day for an hour. My cats are usually downstairs in the day but when i go away she finds them all curled up on my bed

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Has anyone thought if putting a cucumber down as cats don't seem to like themwhy would you do that. Ive seen videos where cats have been terrified of them(i dont know why) but why someone would purposely terrorize their cat is beyond me"

They aren't scared of cucumbers. They are normally placed behind the cat while it is distracted eating etc, so the poor moggy turns round and notices something suddenly appear and scares the shit out of it. They could put a tin of peas there and get the same effect.

Just the same as when my kid sneaks up behind me, I turn round and jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cats so that they can piss off my grumpy neighbours by shitting in their gardens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style. "

*keeping it..

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

I have a dog but I love cats. They are so indifferent and arsey lol

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"A rifle would soon sort that problem

How would they shoot it? Cats don't have thumbs.

Cat will be on the other end

That's what you think.

Is it your cat?

No, but they're very manipulative creatures.

Maybe, if you've got an IQ lower than them!

Aren't you all charming and joyous as always dear.

Just factual, they're just cats, stop feeding them and they soon p**s off.

My Dad has put his cat on a diet. She is still here (and lost weight!)

Stop Feeding, Stop...Feeding!

My point was, she hasn't gone anywhere.

I think most animals which aren't caged would disappear if you stopped feeding completely.

Or maybe I don't comprehend why anyone would stop feeding an animal deliberately.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Just the same as when my kid sneaks up behind me, I turn round and jump"

The belief is that they are scared of them because they think it's a snake.

A tin of peas wouldn't get the same reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family"

Oh dear, you might need a chiropractor too soon, have you heard of Voodoo dolls!

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

Oh dear, you might need a chiropractor too soon, have you heard of Voodoo dolls!

Better than getting the disease off them though!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Isn't the only point of impalas to be lion chow? Which may of course account for his dislike on cats.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family"

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the same as when my kid sneaks up behind me, I turn round and jump

The belief is that they are scared of them because they think it's a snake.

A tin of peas wouldn't get the same reaction."

It's also a fake load of bollocks. Either that or my cats weren't told to be scared of cucumbers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't the only point of impalas to be lion chow? Which may of course account for his dislike on cats."

You got a permit for those PVC shorts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is! "

Our neighbours cat thinks he owns our house. He comes in at all hours. Scares the shit out of me as can’t see him in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style. "

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom."

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Just the same as when my kid sneaks up behind me, I turn round and jump

The belief is that they are scared of them because they think it's a snake.

A tin of peas wouldn't get the same reaction.

It's also a fake load of bollocks. Either that or my cats weren't told to be scared of cucumbers. "

It's just a theory!

Sorry, meant to say that I have seen videos where cats have completely ignored the cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is! "

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"I had a rabbit called Dave (Tink) so I have no problem with a cat called Chris lol.

I have my cat Roxanne because she gives me snuggles when I'm home alone. Sunny and my cat, not such a good mix lol. Dogs need too much time.

My neighbour keeps letting his dog crap outside my garden gate then not picking it up

Get a large envelope, write ‘ I think you forgot something’ scoop poop into envelope, post through neighbours door if you know who it is

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

Cats in cages?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family"

I believe you are referring to toxoplasmosis. This doesn't just blind female children!

It is a parasite that can be found in cat poo - but only if the cat hunts and eats it's kill. Most domestic cats only hunt for fun because they don't need to do it to survive so not all will eat what they kill.

Good hygiene will stop people from catching toxoplasmosis from cat poo.

It is also worth noting that most toxoplasmosis infections are caused by eating undercooked meat as many animals carry the parasite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time. "

He’s texting now. So fuck knows what he’s up to !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

Cats in cages? "

Yeah, a bit like pussy in boots but cages or hutch, if you like. Actually I've just thought, I've got some spare wood in the garage I could knock you one up, a cage that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time.

He’s texting now. So fuck knows what he’s up to ! "

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time.

He’s texting now. So fuck knows what he’s up to !

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

Dominos have turned up, the little shit has ordered pizza with tuna topping, this is going to far !

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

My rabbit isn’t in a cage and it’s being terrorised by a cat poor thing.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time.

He’s texting now. So fuck knows what he’s up to !

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

Dominos have turned up, the little shit has ordered pizza with tuna topping, this is going to far !"
well invite his mates round as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time.

He’s texting now. So fuck knows what he’s up to ! "

Ordering a pizza using your card details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops, didn’t read previous replies. Great minds and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Chris is the local catnip dealer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

My rabbit isn’t in a cage and it’s being terrorised by a cat poor thing. "

Joking apart,why are cats owners seemingly exempt from all other pet owner conventions, control of them, keeping them out of people's gardens, cleaning up after them etc?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time.

He’s texting now. So fuck knows what he’s up to !

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

Dominos have turned up, the little shit has ordered pizza with tuna topping, this is going to far !well invite his mates round as well"

Oh, the whole fucking crew is here now. There’s Long Rodney, Papa Handwash, Gary Venue, Anton Codbreathe, Django Untrained, Billy McPokey, Tender Paws and Softy Littertray.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oops, didn’t read previous replies. Great minds and all that. "

We are so meant to be !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

My rabbit isn’t in a cage and it’s being terrorised by a cat poor thing.

Joking apart,why are cats owners seemingly exempt from all other pet owner conventions, control of them, keeping them out of people's gardens, cleaning up after them etc?

Cause they do what the fuck they like and for some reason that seems okay.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time.

He’s texting now. So fuck knows what he’s up to !

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

Dominos have turned up, the little shit has ordered pizza with tuna topping, this is going to far !well invite his mates round as well

Oh, the whole fucking crew is here now. There’s Long Rodney, Papa Handwash, Gary Venue, Anton Codbreathe, Django Untrained, Billy McPokey, Tender Paws and Softy Littertray. "
hurry up then their pizza will be getting cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Chris likes you, leaving you little presents, flirting and now climbing into your bedroom. I think it’s love

He is ginger, so I think he thinks that gives him carte blanche to do what he likes on my pad.

And I bet you let him. Keeping in the family eh, Devon style.

He’s on my fence as we speak, surveying his Kingdom.

He’s planning his next present to you. In your bed next time.

He’s texting now. So fuck knows what he’s up to !

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

Dominos have turned up, the little shit has ordered pizza with tuna topping, this is going to far !well invite his mates round as well

Oh, the whole fucking crew is here now. There’s Long Rodney, Papa Handwash, Gary Venue, Anton Codbreathe, Django Untrained, Billy McPokey, Tender Paws and Softy Littertray. hurry up then their pizza will be getting cold"

Tender Paws has brought an acoustic guitar, there’s always one cunt who turns up with an acoustic guitar.

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

My rabbit isn’t in a cage and it’s being terrorised by a cat poor thing. "

I thought all pussys like a rabbit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

You must be careful with tinned Tina though, don't open a tin and leave in a warm place for a day or two before feeding it to them.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

My rabbit isn’t in a cage and it’s being terrorised by a cat poor thing.

I thought all pussys like a rabbit! "

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

My rabbit isn’t in a cage and it’s being terrorised by a cat poor thing.

Joking apart,why are cats owners seemingly exempt from all other pet owner conventions, control of them, keeping them out of people's gardens, cleaning up after them etc?

Cause they do what the fuck they like and for some reason that seems okay. "

It’s ‘okay’ because cats that go out go where they want, do what they want!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

".....

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

You must be careful with tinned Tina though, don't open a tin and leave in a warm place for a day or two before feeding it to them."
would anyone actually do that. Cat owners arnt brain dead

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I repeat the neighbour is a sad b*****d! Can’t stop a cat going in a garden, they roam where they want to! What a dingbat he is!

Not if they're caged in like a rabbit they won't.

My rabbit isn’t in a cage and it’s being terrorised by a cat poor thing.

Joking apart,why are cats owners seemingly exempt from all other pet owner conventions, control of them, keeping them out of people's gardens, cleaning up after them etc?

"
same as if you hit a cat in a car you have no legal requirement to report it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take look what I’ve left you!’

Now, he’s up on my shed roof, arrogantly licking his balls while staring at me, as if to say ‘ Can you do this on someone else property, nah didn’t think so !’

For fucks sake Chris, give it a rest, it’s the weekend !

(The cat is called Chris)

So please tell why do people have cats, cause it fucking baffles me ?! "

Im confused, a flag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe Chris is the local catnip dealer. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

You must be careful with tinned Tina though, don't open a tin and leave in a warm place for a day or two before feeding it to them.would anyone actually do that. Cat owners arnt brain dead"

True, true, considerate of neighbours feelings or being responsible owners on the other hand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

take look what I’ve left you!’

Now, he’s up on my shed roof, arrogantly licking his balls while staring at me, as if to say ‘ Can you do this on someone else property, nah didn’t think so !’

For fucks sake Chris, give it a rest, it’s the weekend !

(The cat is called Chris)

So please tell why do people have cats, cause it fucking baffles me ?!

Im confused, a flag?"

It’s there trademark.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

".....

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

You must be careful with tinned Tina though, don't open a tin and leave in a warm place for a day or two before feeding it to them.would anyone actually do that. Cat owners arnt brain dead

True, true, considerate of neighbours feelings or being responsible owners on the other hand!"
all my cats are indoor cats

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Rats is the point of cats"
More like mice/birds most cats now days like their bellys rubbed etc.. only backstreet alleycats would (mainly) take any rat on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope there's going to be a thread 2. I love a good bromance story. I also need to know what's for afters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope there's going to be a thread 2. I love a good bromance story. I also need to know what's for afters.

Who would have thought a cat shitting on my door would fill a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....

He's telling his mates to come round to this cool house he's found. Gingers should stick together. Get him some tuna.

You must be careful with tinned Tina though, don't open a tin and leave in a warm place for a day or two before feeding it to them.would anyone actually do that. Cat owners arnt brain dead

True, true, considerate of neighbours feelings or being responsible owners on the other hand!all my cats are indoor cats"

A seriously very non-condescending well done, perhaps other owners on here should take note as it is obviously possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope there's going to be a thread 2. I love a good bromance story. I also need to know what's for afters.

Who would have thought a cat shitting on my door would fill a thread. "

It was Chris squirting up your patio doors that hooked me. I knew it was a tail of unrequited love.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I am a cat lover and find it quite funny to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha.

I am a cat lady. I have two, and they are the sassiest pussies ever.

Loving one minute then aggressive the next.

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By *agluvrMan
over a year ago

Airdrie

"Who'd call a cat Chris though?

My next door neighbour, pay attention.

Ask them why they called him it.

Chris the cat. Ffs.

My mate had a pet duck called dinner

Dinner. Love it. I used to know a guy who had a dog named Deefer. As in Dee-fer-dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope there's going to be a thread 2. I love a good bromance story. I also need to know what's for afters.

Who would have thought a cat shitting on my door would fill a thread. "

No but Chris may fill one of your boots if you leave them outside

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Rats is the point of catsMore like mice/birds most cats now days like their bellys rubbed etc.. only backstreet alleycats would (mainly) take any rat on. "

My tiny 3kg girl has taken numerous rats on quite successfully. She usually leaves their remains in the decking outside our back door

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Rats is the point of catsMore like mice/birds most cats now days like their bellys rubbed etc.. only backstreet alleycats would (mainly) take any rat on.

My tiny 3kg girl has taken numerous rats on quite successfully. She usually leaves their remains in the decking outside our back door"
Good on her, long may she continue her kills on rats..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family

I believe you are referring to toxoplasmosis. This doesn't just blind female children!

Good hygiene will stop people from catching toxoplasmosis from cat poo.

It is also worth noting that most toxoplasmosis infections are caused by eating undercooked meat as many animals carry the parasite."

Cat worms can migrate to various organs of the human body, the eye is one, yes adults can be affected, but its more likely little children, in our local park they have got notices up about this, the notice states little female children are most at risk...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope there's going to be a thread 2. I love a good bromance story. I also need to know what's for afters.

Who would have thought a cat shitting on my door would fill a thread.

No but Chris may fill one of your boots if you leave them outside

Big boots to fill !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update on Chris, he has somehow acquired a cravat and monocule, looks like a total bossman now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update on Chris, he has somehow acquired a cravat and monocule, looks like a total bossman now. "

Have you made him a bed next to the fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can somebody call the Croydon cat killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are cunts.

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Cats that go near the local Chinese restaurant seem to disappear urmmmm strange!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats that go near the local Chinese restaurant seem to disappear urmmmm strange!"

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Ive got a cat called

Neville ... naughty Neville .. my neighbour doesnt like him either. ... hes put carpet gripper along the fence to stop neville walking along the fence. .. sad bastard .

Your neighbour is indeed a sad b*****d! He needs to get out more! I judge people on if they like cats, if they don’t they are odd!

Cats spread a parasite worm that can blind young female children, they also spread were ever they go cat fleas...They shit in other folks gardens hence the danger of the parasite worms...

They also damage garden plants...

Maybe your neighbour knows all these things and is protecting his family"

No our cats are flead and wormed regularly

Up to date with Iinjections ...

Hes just being a knob

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Cats are cunts. "

Really ??? ...... and some men are knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They get the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have nine lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They eat sleep lick eat sleep lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're affectionate they crap in neighbouring gardens and they eat the mice I mean they're useful

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