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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso #itsnotyouitsme" #nohomo | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso #itsnotyouitsme #nohomo " #heterosexual | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso #itsnotyouitsme #nohomo " #behaveyourself #brotherlylovemate | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso #itsnotyouitsme #nohomo #heterosexual" #notgayifnoeyecontact | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso #itsnotyouitsme #nohomo #heterosexual #notgayifnoeyecontact" #AholeIsAholemyDickDoesn'tHaveEyes | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso #itsnotyouitsme #nohomo #behaveyourself #brotherlylovemate" #youknowyouwantit | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso #itsnotyouitsme #nohomo #heterosexual #notgayifnoeyecontact #AholeIsAholemyDickDoesn'tHaveEyes" | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso #itsnotyouitsme #nohomo #heterosexual #notgayifnoeyecontact #AholeIsAholemyDickDoesn'tHaveEyes" #nocrossingswords | |||
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" #notgayifnoeyecontact" Hi five then or handshake or some other heteronormative gesture | |||
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"Stag do has killed me. Anyone want to give me a hug. Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare " Bro hug. #beentherefeelyourpain | |||
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"You’re already told me my hug was shit. Praying I develop Marfan syndrome I can hug further. " I need a hug in person. Kik hugs don't count | |||
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" #notgayifnoeyecontact Hi five then or handshake or some other heteronormative gesture " Bring it on | |||
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"Get back on it. Store that misery for tomorrow " Bought a pint, took an hour and I still didn't finish it | |||
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"I'll gonna hug you so hard it makes ya follow through. " Worth it | |||
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"Stag do has killed me. Anyone want to give me a hug. Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare Bro hug. #beentherefeelyourpain #dying" Trust me, you'll pull through. But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak...... | |||
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"Stag do has killed me. Anyone want to give me a hug. Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare Bro hug. #beentherefeelyourpain #dying Trust me, you'll pull through. But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak......" Thank you. I'll put you in my will | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso You know who you are " Pretty please can I watch | |||
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"Stag do has killed me. Anyone want to give me a hug. Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare " I’ll give you a big squeeze between my boobies | |||
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"Stag do has killed me. Anyone want to give me a hug. Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare Bro hug. #beentherefeelyourpain #dying Trust me, you'll pull through. But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak...... Thank you. I'll put you in my will " That's very kind. I'm organising a card and flowers. .... What music would you like played at the funeral? Just in case obvs...... | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso You know who you are Pretty please can I watch " If only | |||
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"Stag do has killed me. Anyone want to give me a hug. Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare Bro hug. #beentherefeelyourpain #dying Trust me, you'll pull through. But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak...... Thank you. I'll put you in my will That's very kind. I'm organising a card and flowers. .... What music would you like played at the funeral? Just in case obvs......" Stone Roses - I wanna be adored Bob and Earl - Harlem Shuffle Jackie Wilson- higher and higher Thanks mate | |||
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"You might as well have a meet if you are dying- go, go, go with a smile! " Won't be home till midnight | |||
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"Congrats OP. Who is your happy bride? " Not my stag do One day though | |||
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"Hair of the dog OP I almost threw up " But you didn’t! Double or triple? | |||
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"Hair of the dog OP I almost threw up But you didn’t! Double or triple? " Water. Lots and lots of water | |||
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"Hair of the dog OP I almost threw up But you didn’t! Double or triple? Water. Lots and lots of water " Im no good a cuddles (bony ribs) but can do water | |||
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"Stag do has killed me. Anyone want to give me a hug. Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare Bro hug. #beentherefeelyourpain #dying Trust me, you'll pull through. But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak...... Thank you. I'll put you in my will That's very kind. I'm organising a card and flowers. .... What music would you like played at the funeral? Just in case obvs...... Stone Roses - I wanna be adored Bob and Earl - Harlem Shuffle Jackie Wilson- higher and higher Thanks mate " Consider it done....... | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better" ...........@..... | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better" That’s it then, it’s terminal. | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better ...........@....." Strange email address | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better That’s it then, it’s terminal. " Good bye my friend | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better That’s it then, it’s terminal. Good bye my friend" Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend... | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better That’s it then, it’s terminal. Good bye my friend Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend... " I only use it to talk to one person. The rest have ghosted me | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better That’s it then, it’s terminal. Good bye my friend Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend... I only use it to talk to one person. The rest have ghosted me " They’re waiting for you in the afterlife | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better That’s it then, it’s terminal. Good bye my friend Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend... I only use it to talk to one person. The rest have ghosted me " Or talk to you on WhatsApp | |||
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better That’s it then, it’s terminal. Good bye my friend Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend... I only use it to talk to one person. The rest have ghosted me Or talk to you on WhatsApp " Sshhh, he never asked for WhatsApp | |||
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid." How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real | |||
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid. How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real" Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort. | |||
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid. How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort." Fine, but it better be the best blowjob ive ever had | |||
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid. How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort. Fine, but it better be the best blowjob ive ever had " Are you used to rubbish blowjobs by any chance? | |||
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid. How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort. Fine, but it better be the best blowjob ive ever had Are you used to rubbish blowjobs by any chance?" Sorry, the standard is set pretty high | |||
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"As long as it wasn't a rutting stag do it must have been good " It was an awesome stag do. | |||
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid. How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort. Fine, but it better be the best blowjob ive ever had Are you used to rubbish blowjobs by any chance? Sorry, the standard is set pretty high" I had a feeling that would be the case. | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... " I'm very close to calling A&E | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E " Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers." thanks mate | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate " Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs " Are you the nurse? | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse?" Are you perking up a bit now? #ilookedatherprofiletoo | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse?" Yes - can I bring my equipment | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse? Yes - can I bring my equipment " I'll wait 5 hours for that | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse? Yes - can I bring my equipment I'll wait 5 hours for that " Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse? Yes - can I bring my equipment I'll wait 5 hours for that Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. " That sounds perfect | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse? Yes - can I bring my equipment I'll wait 5 hours for that Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. That sounds perfect " Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha? | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse? Yes - can I bring my equipment I'll wait 5 hours for that Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. That sounds perfect Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha? " | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse? Yes - can I bring my equipment I'll wait 5 hours for that Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. That sounds perfect Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha? " Shall I jump in the car? | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse? Yes - can I bring my equipment I'll wait 5 hours for that Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. That sounds perfect Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha? Shall I jump in the car? " Please do, I'll be home about midnight though | |||
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"How are you doing op? I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us..... I'm very close to calling A&E Thank God you're still with us.... Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. thanks mate Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs Are you the nurse? Yes - can I bring my equipment I'll wait 5 hours for that Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. That sounds perfect Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha? Shall I jump in the car? Please do, I'll be home about midnight though " Waves as he drives by | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso You know who you are " Haha..you boys | |||
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"#IknowwhoIam #atleastIthinkso You know who you are " #gay | |||
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"You alive?" Think he crashed perving through my windows on his drive by Or it’s the man-flu | |||
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"Stag do has killed me. Anyone want to give me a hug. Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare " Big booby cuddles OP. I know you have a 2 day hangover hence not feeling too bad about being late to the party. | |||
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"I hope he's not dead, i need to run his obit by him to make sure its ok......" Still here and feeling better. Thanks for the funeral preparations but i think i'll be OK now | |||
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"I hope he's not dead, i need to run his obit by him to make sure its ok...... Still here and feeling better. Thanks for the funeral preparations but i think i'll be OK now" Thank God for that. #muchrelief | |||
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"I hope he's not dead, i need to run his obit by him to make sure its ok...... Still here and feeling better. Thanks for the funeral preparations but i think i'll be OK now" I was gearing up to sing my heart will go on at the funeral | |||
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