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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Being of such venerable high class and culture, I always make a conscious effort to avoid the needless and wholly vulgar usage of contumelious diction as is so deplorably prevalent in today’s society.

With the above in mind, what’s your favourite fucking swear word? Do you fucking well swear a lot? Are you one of those fucking chavy sort of fucking scumbags who inserts a fucking swear word into every fucking sentence?

Please discuss......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love 'fucking hell', 'putain' and 'connard'

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I don’t swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt! Cock in verb form, ie: stop cocking about, get cocked!

Shitwit xx

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I don’t swear and if I do on the odd occasion then people laugh at me because they say I sound funny if I’m posting though I will admit I do like to use the word ‘feck’ but I wouldn’t say it’s swearing Mrs blue eyes

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Clusterfuck:

so useful as to describe both a multitude of disasters (which is common for me) and a tangle of naked bodies having group sex (which is less common but not a rarity)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thundercunt is a personal favourite of mine

C

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I like profanity. Fucktard is my favouritist word in the whole world. Apart from flange that is.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I use most swear word but only ever use the c word when I'm really really annoyed lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's."

Depends how good a swearer you are. If you swear like Malcolm Tucker you're an excellent example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's."

Its when you go to swear,hold back to think of something less sweary,and the kids finish your sentence with the swear word you avoided you know there's no point anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only recently started swearing in conversations; I blame stress.

Fucking and fuck sake, are my most favoured swear words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's."

I'm the same. I try to rein it in when I'm with my grandchildren, as I don't want them swearing around me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's.

Depends how good a swearer you are. If you swear like Malcolm Tucker you're an excellent example."

Just watched Malcolm Tucker the best of swearing. I'm not quite so bad as that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being of such venerable high class and culture, I always make a conscious effort to avoid the needless and wholly vulgar usage of contumelious diction as is so deplorably prevalent in today’s society.

With the above in mind, what’s your favourite fucking swear word? Do you fucking well swear a lot? Are you one of those fucking chavy sort of fucking scumbags who inserts a fucking swear word into every fucking sentence?

Please discuss......"

I don't swear it's vulgar and rude, totally unnecessary

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Actually I do swear when I’m driving ... occasionally

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's.

Its when you go to swear,hold back to think of something less sweary,and the kids finish your sentence with the swear word you avoided you know there's no point anymore "

Thats very true my daughter does that. I'll stop her from swearing if she's being a little bugger to me which is a bit hypercrypital of me. I don't mind the odd swear word from her so long as it's not said in anger,I know how stupid that sounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I do swear when I’m driving ... occasionally "
a roadrager

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve learnt a few new words in this thread already; Whoever said FAB isn’t educational?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Actually I do swear when I’m driving ... occasionally "

It's hard not too with the amount of dicks on the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's.

Depends how good a swearer you are. If you swear like Malcolm Tucker you're an excellent example.

Just watched Malcolm Tucker the best of swearing. I'm not quite so bad as that..."

Try harder.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I rarely swear, the occasional eff off and would never ever use the c word

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s not swearing, it’s enhancing the sentence

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Actually I do swear when I’m driving ... occasionally a roadrager "

Possibly

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Actually I do swear when I’m driving ... occasionally

It's hard not too with the amount of dicks on the road. "

This is very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thundercunt is a personal favourite of mine

C"

Cock juggling thunder cunt is mine

Ryan reynolds is my hero

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Cockwomble

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Thundercunt is a personal favourite of mine

C

Cock juggling thunder cunt is mine

Ryan reynolds is my hero "

Yes I use that a lot too!

XX

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's.

Depends how good a swearer you are. If you swear like Malcolm Tucker you're an excellent example.

Just watched Malcolm Tucker the best of swearing. I'm not quite so bad as that...

Try harder."

God no I don't want to get any worse,I am a lady afterall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never used to swear,but it comes pretty easy nowadays. It's not a great example to the kid's.

Its when you go to swear,hold back to think of something less sweary,and the kids finish your sentence with the swear word you avoided you know there's no point anymore

Thats very true my daughter does that. I'll stop her from swearing if she's being a little bugger to me which is a bit hypercrypital of me. I don't mind the odd swear word from her so long as it's not said in anger,I know how stupid that sounds. "

I know what you mean. I have older teens, I turn a blind eye (or deff ear) if it's in context and appropriate for the occasion. I don't tolerate being sworn at.

I learnt the expressions cockwomble and fuckpuffin from my children which are now my favourite phrases to direct at other drivers that aren't driving the way I would like, on my road

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