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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What one thing that I have done this week...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nails?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Had your nails done?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Had a manicure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing up

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By *ssex-guyMan
over a year ago

Essex

Sing out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunbathed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a pooh/shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a period"

That sounds weird

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Got a week older

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Ate an entire tube of pringels in one sitting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entered yourself into a spaghetti tasting competion

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Some correct answers but not ‘the’ one I’m looking for.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bought a new pair of shoes/handbag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked off a bumble bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the gym?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate a pickled egg?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Ate a pickled egg?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, got your nails done.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Ate a packet of Space Raiders.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Had a meet and bonked his brains out?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Had a meet and bonked his brains out?"

I should be so lucky....!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Ate a packet of Space Raiders. "

Pickled onion obviously

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Had a meet and bonked his brains out?

I should be so lucky....!"

Let me know, it can be arranged!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booked a holiday.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Booked a holiday.

No I’ll be doing that soon, need a special holiday for next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An enema ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a new job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Booked a holiday.

No I’ll be doing that soon, need a special holiday for next year

How so? What did the

signify?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked yourself off

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Bought a pet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What one thing that I have done this week...!

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painted your nails

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Exhaled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a fight with a lawn mower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Booked a holiday.

No I’ll be doing that soon, need a special holiday for next year

Why a special one?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Had a tea party in the wardrobe with the lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An enema ? "

That word always reminds me of the Muppet song Mah Nà Mah Nà

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Penetration!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What one thing that I have done this week...!

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your divorce came through..... You're now single with painted nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a fight with a lawn mower"

But who won?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An enema ?

That word always reminds me of the Muppet song Mah Nà Mah Nà

Yes doc

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Donated £5 to a donkey charity ??

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Booked a holiday.

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No I’ll be doing that soon, need a special holiday for next year

Got Engaged?

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a fight with a lawn mower

But who won?

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that little clump of grass that was still sticking up after he had put lawnmower away

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Won the lottery.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"An enema ?

That word always reminds me of the Muppet song Mah Nà Mah Nà

You’ve just given me a mental picture i can’t unsee:

Fozzy bear in the woods, unable to do what bears do in the woods, so getting an enema from Miss Piggy.

My mind is a cruel master

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No one has guessed yet

No enema whatever it is!

No wedding!

No fight with a mower.

Special holiday is because I want one. Since going to Barbados in 2016 I’ve been saving so need a special holiday next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone read your profile before messaging you ?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"No one has guessed yet

No enema whatever it is!

No wedding!

No fight with a mower.

Special holiday is because I want one. Since going to Barbados in 2016 I’ve been saving so need a special holiday next year

Passed exam? Signed up for a course where you hope to then pass the exam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clue needed

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Someone read your profile before messaging you ? "

Nope but you’ve got brownie points for picking up on that sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone read your profile before messaging you ? "

Be realistic - this is something that actually happened

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Someone read your profile before messaging you ?

Be realistic - this is something that actually happened"

They just see ‘woman’ and message...the dingbats....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got it your bus pass came through

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've got it your bus pass came through

Do you want a slap? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got it your bus pass came through

Do you want a slap? Lol "
yes please and promises promises

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've got it your bus pass came through

Do you want a slap? Lol yes please and promises promises

Bend over then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got it your bus pass came through

Do you want a slap? Lol yes please and promises promises

Bend over then....

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I'm over easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repent

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Repent

No I’ll be going to confession next weekend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repent

No I’ll be going to confession next weekend...."

All next weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An enema ?

That word always reminds me of the Muppet song Mah Nà Mah Nà

Yes doc

I'm a simple man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An enema ?

That word always reminds me of the Muppet song Mah Nà Mah Nà

You’ve just given me a mental picture i can’t unsee:

Fozzy bear in the woods, unable to do what bears do in the woods, so getting an enema from Miss Piggy.

My mind is a cruel master "

You need to have your medication increased!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Given someone a prostate massage with your thumb and wedding finger.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Give us a clue!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Clue.

Preparing for something.....

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Clue.

Preparing for something.....

You got waxed?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Clue.

Preparing for something.....

You got waxed? "

No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

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No damnit I don't have a dress either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

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No damnit I don't have a dress either

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

No damnit I don't have a dress either

I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What one thing that I have done this week...!

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you've got a meet you've met him before, youre excited so youre preparing you're nether regions for his onslaught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

No damnit I don't have a dress either

I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation "
omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What one thing that I have done this week...!

you've got a meet you've met him before, youre excited so youre preparing you're nether regions for his onslaught

My ‘nether regions’ are never unprepared lol.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

No damnit I don't have a dress either

I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest

You’ll look a dream big boy....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booked your driving test?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

No damnit I don't have a dress either

I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest

You’ll look a dream big boy....!

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thankyou but will I be able to use the ladies toilets I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clue.

Preparing for something.....

You got waxed?

No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance. "

Isn't that a contradiction of terms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiped a sweat bead off your fine body!

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Decided to go brown instead of red on the bacon and sausage?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Clue.

Preparing for something.....

You got waxed?

No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance.

Isn't that a contradiction of terms?"

No idea what you’re getting at?

I have regular waxing appointments.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

No damnit I don't have a dress either

I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest

You’ll look a dream big boy....!

thankyou but will I be able to use the ladies toilets I wonder

If you have lady bits then yes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're getting married and I havnt even got a hat

You’re the bridesmaid! Didn’t you get the message?

No damnit I don't have a dress either

I’ve booked you in for measurements taking, thinking blush colour for you....a backless creation omg a backless dress on me would look adorable I have a 44" chest

You’ll look a dream big boy....!

thankyou but will I be able to use the ladies toilets I wonder

If you have lady bits then yes....

"
omg what are you saying surely when you feminise me in the dress and make up I will feel like a real woman

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By *ssex-guyMan
over a year ago

Essex

"Clue.

Preparing for something.....

Bungee Jump......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passed your theory driving test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clue.

Preparing for something.....

You got waxed?

No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance.

Isn't that a contradiction of terms?

No idea what you’re getting at?

I have regular waxing appointments. "

If someone else does it how can it be self maintenance?

(smiley face)

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Clue.

Preparing for something.....

You got waxed?

No I have regular waxing appointments anyway for self maintenance.

Isn't that a contradiction of terms?

No idea what you’re getting at?

I have regular waxing appointments.

If someone else does it how can it be self maintenance?

(smiley face)"

It’s still ‘self maintenance’ because I’m paying for a service. You obviously don’t understand women

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Passed your theory driving test."

Nope I’ve been driving a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a birthday cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like we about given up,

Just tell us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/07/18 23:22:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like we about given up,

Just tell us lol"

I can't believe for one second anyone actually cares...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like we about given up,

Just tell us lol

I can't believe for one second anyone actually cares..."

I wonder if she's still doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like we about given up,

Just tell us lol

I can't believe for one second anyone actually cares...

I wonder if she's still doing it."

Maybe. Waiting for someone to guess!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like we about given up,

Just tell us lol

I can't believe for one second anyone actually cares...

I wonder if she's still doing it.

Maybe. Waiting for someone to guess!!

Shall we make it up anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like we about given up,

Just tell us lol

I can't believe for one second anyone actually cares..."
I care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a total fool of myself

I blame tiredness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon she joined another site that's why she didn't come back to tell us

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Had your first meet and buried them in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wasted all of our time writing these posts= timewaster

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No one has guessed yet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has guessed yet.....

We've all died of boredom!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No one has guessed yet.....

We've all died of boredom!

RIP Doc

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Gissa clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has guessed yet.....

We've all died of boredom!

RIP Doc

I'm now a ghost!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Gissa clue

It has to be wrapped up

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Did your Xmas Shopping

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No one has guessed yet.....

We've all died of boredom!

RIP Doc

I'm now a ghost!

A Poltergeist !

I’m an expert on ghosts Doc....

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Did your Xmas Shopping"

Very close you’ve got it. I bought my first Xmas gift.

Bet you’ll all sleep well now you know

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

What's my prize?

Do I get to choose

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What's my prize?

Do I get to choose

What kind of prizes do you like? Pray tell....

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"What's my prize?

Do I get to choose

What kind of prizes do you like? Pray tell...."

Something I can unwrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has guessed yet.....

We've all died of boredom!

RIP Doc

I'm now a ghost!

A Poltergeist !

I’m an expert on ghosts Doc...."

Noo, I don't throw things about, not unless the lady wants me too!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What's my prize?

Do I get to choose

What kind of prizes do you like? Pray tell....

Something I can unwrap

Thinking about it you cheated as you asked for a clue so no prize, sorry

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No one has guessed yet.....

We've all died of boredom!

RIP Doc

I'm now a ghost!

A Poltergeist !

I’m an expert on ghosts Doc....

Noo, I don't throw things about, not unless the lady wants me too!

Do you only ‘haunt’ ladies then Doc ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When home alone, like I have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has guessed yet.....

We've all died of boredom!

RIP Doc

I'm now a ghost!

A Poltergeist !

I’m an expert on ghosts Doc....

Noo, I don't throw things about, not unless the lady wants me too!

Do you only ‘haunt’ ladies then Doc ?

And only special ones.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"What's my prize?

Do I get to choose

What kind of prizes do you like? Pray tell....

Something I can unwrap

Thinking about it you cheated as you asked for a clue so no prize, sorry

I'm afraid the rules were not clearly explained. I will therefore have to submit a grievance with Of-fab and file a claim for loss of pervings

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