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Failure to win the World Cup

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Light hearted thread, so what's the reason we didn't win in.

Funniest reason gets a curly wurly

Players were to tired after attending a Cossack dancing club the night before the semi

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Light hearted thread, so what's the reason we didn't win in.

Funniest reason gets a curly wurly

Players were to tired after attending a Cossack dancing club the night before the semi"

We didn’t score more goals than the other team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raheem Sterling spent the entire tournament in a vodka and stripper fuelled hangover.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Raheem Sterling spent the entire tournament in a vodka and stripper fuelled hangover."

That's more like it the other posters reason one was to serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our goalie was too busy trying to score!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Harry Kane scored a few goals early on , then thought fuck it , and joined Sterling in the vodka fuelled parties . He didn’t have another shot on target for the next two and a half games .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The team were too busy getting their waistcoats tailored...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we didn’t have enough penalty shoot outs obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vladimir Putin had a team of snipers on every England player. If they scored, the shooters were under instruction to let rip with their AK's.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Russia got minute amounts of novichok into our energy drinks

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Best we’ve done for years so I’m pleased could be worse we could be Scotland or any other of our bitter home nations cue the abuse maybe a Wiltshire mite have helped out he’s by far our best technical player we have strange not to have taken him but injuries have plagued him but worth a chance i recon looking forward to the euros

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

We didn’t have a plan B when we were figured out and played to a stand still.

We couldn’t score from open play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason you guys didnt win is because you finally played a good team. All the games you did win were against horrible teams.

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

It amazes me how many so called supporters would prefer to frame your team in a negative light - "failure to win the world" - instead of a positive one, such as reaching the top four in the world.

190+ countries around the world would love to be in your position. But by your logic, every single country in the world is a "failure" except one.

It's depressing.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The reason you guys didnt win is because you finally played a good team. All the games you did win were against horrible teams."
how did the USA get on??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny how many people didn't grasp the concept of the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best we’ve done for years so I’m pleased could be worse we could be Scotland or any other of our bitter home nations cue the abuse maybe a Wiltshire mite have helped out he’s by far our best technical player we have strange not to have taken him but injuries have plagued him but worth a chance i recon looking forward to the euros "

Wiltshire is where the novichok was placed and then dumped. No wonder he's had so many injuries

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

It amazes me how the humour of this thread is just completely lost on some people

We didn't win because Sterling didn't stick his arse out far enough whilst running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and a possible reason for England not winning the World Cup?

Gareth Southgate's dislocated shoulder prevevnted him from giving Sterling the internationally recognised hand gesture for 'you're wank'. What he was actually doing was continually giving him a thumbs up.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Best we’ve done for years so I’m pleased could be worse we could be Scotland or any other of our bitter home nations cue the abuse maybe a Wiltshire mite have helped out he’s by far our best technical player we have strange not to have taken him but injuries have plagued him but worth a chance i recon looking forward to the euros

Wiltshire is where the novichok was placed and then dumped. No wonder he's had so many injuries"
imagine his drugs test erm mr Wiltshire we think them dirty Russians have poisoned you imagine that haha

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

One of the three lions jumped ship. We were never going to win with just two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The squad was nobbled by EU leaders in Brussels. They were told Brexit deals would be fucked if England won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Light hearted thread, so what's the reason we didn't win in.

Funniest reason gets a curly wurly

Players were to tired after attending a Cossack dancing club the night before the semi"

I think you'll find that "who cares,we've had a party" is the curlywurly answer you're looking for.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Oh and a possible reason for England not winning the World Cup?

Gareth Southgate's dislocated shoulder prevevnted him from giving Sterling the internationally recognised hand gesture for 'you're wank'. What he was actually doing was continually giving him a thumbs up. "

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Sterling was a target man without the ability to either beat a man or shoot on target.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were all promised ice cream if they won and couldn't concentrate because of the excitement.

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

My missus promised the opposing team a rub down and BJ if they won!

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Just think the players arnt good enough along with playing long ball football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With brexit looming, we decided a trade union with the Croats was more important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at some of those fantastic French players of West and North African origin, I think we colonised the wrong countries.

Can I have my Curly Wurly now please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were the best team in the tournament if you exclude the other 15 teams in the last 16.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

played 7, won 3 lost 3, 1 draw,we lost the same amount of games as Panama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putin had flooded the team hotel with Tootie Fruities and filmed them licking the colours off and said that he would show their mums, if they scored during open play..

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