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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Hi All,

Been thinking about going over to Benidorm for a few days, any advice? Much appreciated.

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

We are going on the 4th sept dont know much about the place though as we have never been before,there you go then that didnt help one bit.

M and R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go....

Many better places same money......

Depending what your seeking from a holiday/break... But high rise, crowded beer swilling loud obnoxious louts is hardly a rest...

If thats your bag..... you'll have a ball..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our advice would be to go by plane, train or boat as walking or swimming will take to long and you'll be tired when you get there.

K&T xx xx

"Hi All,

Been thinking about going over to Benidorm for a few days, any advice? Much appreciated."

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

Advice a wee bit late for us notts2

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Hi All,

Been thinking about going over to Benidorm for a few days, any advice? Much appreciated."

Well, have been thinking about a bus trip taking in Stockport, Walsall, Warsaw and Benidorm.... sound familiar?

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Hi All,

Been thinking about going over to Benidorm for a few days, any advice? Much appreciated.

Well, have been thinking about a bus trip taking in Stockport, Walsall, Warsaw and Benidorm.... sound familiar?

Yes - thats exactly what we're thinking of - lol - still blocked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice a wee bit late for us notts2

Sorry to hear that guys...

We dropped by on a drive down the coast earlier this year just to see how bad/nice...

We soon left again lol.. YUK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benidorm...Blackpool abroad but more spanish people in Blackpool

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi All,

Been thinking about going over to Benidorm for a few days, any advice? Much appreciated.

Well, have been thinking about a bus trip taking in Stockport, Walsall, Warsaw and Benidorm.... sound familiar?

save me and my pals a few seats too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw"

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

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over a year ago

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

pmsl...my life been oh so empty without them...but have been soooo blocked and am told that the Benidorm Port Authorities have been given strict instructions to strip search any of us attempting to get thru....so with that in mind I have packed some extra surgical gloves and KY jelly....just in case they've run out....have put diesel in my big red fun bus...and I am on my way......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

I have a mole in Benidorm, her name is Sticky Vicky... she's gonna smuggle us all across the border for a price.... Stu wheres your gloves and jelly boy ?.. yer taking one for the team. xxx

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

I have a mole in Benidorm, her name is Sticky Vicky... she's gonna smuggle us all across the border for a price.... Stu wheres your gloves and jelly boy ?.. yer taking one for the team. xxx

can she not just smuggle us in her fanjita?? i hear everything else goes in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

I have a mole in Benidorm, her name is Sticky Vicky... she's gonna smuggle us all across the border for a price.... Stu wheres your gloves and jelly boy ?.. yer taking one for the team. xxx

woohoooo...finally...am taking the bullet....am going commando to save them some time!!!!!.......u can all sneak thru while I am screaming like a banshee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

I have a mole in Benidorm, her name is Sticky Vicky... she's gonna smuggle us all across the border for a price.... Stu wheres your gloves and jelly boy ?.. yer taking one for the team. xxx

can she not just smuggle us in her fanjita?? i hear everything else goes in there

shhhhh dinna disappoint Stu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

I have a mole in Benidorm, her name is Sticky Vicky... she's gonna smuggle us all across the border for a price.... Stu wheres your gloves and jelly boy ?.. yer taking one for the team. xxx

can she not just smuggle us in her fanjita?? i hear everything else goes in there

shhhhh dinna disappoint Stu

Toon always disappointing me....with his "playing hard to get"...but I know...I know he wants me....and am keeping the bed warm...............

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

Toon always disappointing me....with his "playing hard to get"...but I know...I know he wants me....and am keeping the bed warm..............."

*faints*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toon always disappointing me....with his "playing hard to get"...but I know...I know he wants me....and am keeping the bed warm...............

*faints* "

Am on my way.....I know CPR........

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Hi All,

Been thinking about going over to Benidorm for a few days, any advice? Much appreciated.

Well, have been thinking about a bus trip taking in Stockport, Walsall, Warsaw and Benidorm.... sound familiar?

save me and my pals a few seats too!

Save another place for me too please

Sounds like a fun trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

I have a mole in Benidorm, her name is Sticky Vicky... she's gonna smuggle us all across the border for a price.... Stu wheres your gloves and jelly boy ?.. yer taking one for the team. xxx

woohoooo...finally...am taking the bullet....am going commando to save them some time!!!!!.......u can all sneak thru while I am screaming like a banshee"

the things you will do for an anal probing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"benidorm is near stockport innit?

was the last time i looked

nah...ur thinking of Warsaw

ah.....knew i wud get it wrong somewhere....anyway....i miss me southport-idorm fwends....

I have a mole in Benidorm, her name is Sticky Vicky... she's gonna smuggle us all across the border for a price.... Stu wheres your gloves and jelly boy ?.. yer taking one for the team. xxx

woohoooo...finally...am taking the bullet....am going commando to save them some time!!!!!.......u can all sneak thru while I am screaming like a banshee

the things you will do for an anal probing

Yup, must be something I picked up from all the professors at university

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Thanks for all your advice, I think I'll give it a miss - I've heard that there's lots of shouting goes on over there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all your advice, I think I'll give it a miss - I've heard that there's lots of shouting goes on over there!"

No good for you anyway they have an extradition treaty for wasp killers xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Thanks for all your advice, I think I'll give it a miss - I've heard that there's lots of shouting goes on over there!

No good for you anyway they have an extradition treaty for wasp killers xx

LOL - I will forever be the wasp murderer - I do actually save all other creatures but that was on it's last legs in all honesty - I put it out of it's misery!

Booked to go to Egypt now - pity really I wanted to ask ******* when they were coming back to the UK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Booked to go to Egypt now - pity really I wanted to ask ******* when they were coming back to the UK!"

At the risk of sounding like nobby know it all... You'll either love it or hate it.

Sharm by any chance??

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Booked to go to Egypt now - pity really I wanted to ask ******* when they were coming back to the UK!

At the risk of sounding like nobby know it all... You'll either love it or hate it.

Sharm by any chance??

Yes, we went to Egypt last year but can't remember where! There are a few of us going again so will be great fun - and you don't sound like a nobby know it all at all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharm is ok... but not really the real Egypt.. Its a make do town, more based to fleece than impress..

Best times I have had there are in Hurghada.. and Safaga, still good diving.. but better access on the days off for trips out etc...

but if your aware of all the scams etc.. you'll be ok for sure..

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

if you're going to Hurghada....better brush up on your Bulgarian and Russian language skills.....and watch the taxi drivers over there...they are mad.....no lane discipline !!!!!!!!.....E x

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Thank you both for your advice - all gratefuly received - not going for a bit so will need to do some research!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"if you're going to Hurghada....better brush up on your Bulgarian and Russian language skills.....and watch the taxi drivers over there...they are mad.....no lane discipline !!!!!!!!.....E x

ALL drivers over there - had a very hairy experince going thru Cairo!!!

Even the driver explained thats why they keep their side mirrors folded in and dont buy new cars!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you're going to Hurghada....better brush up on your Bulgarian and Russian language skills.....and watch the taxi drivers over there...they are mad.....no lane discipline !!!!!!!!.....E x

We drove from Cairo to Aswan.... Never, never ever in a million years again lol.. Noooooooo No no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you're going to Hurghada....better brush up on your Bulgarian and Russian language skills.....and watch the taxi drivers over there...they are mad.....no lane discipline !!!!!!!!.....E x

ALL drivers over there - had a very hairy experince going thru Cairo!!!

Even the driver explained thats why they keep their side mirrors folded in and dont buy new cars!!!"

lol... Cairo... fuck me.. No No No no no

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

True - I went years ago and driving back from Cairo all the coaches and cars didn't use their lights - saving the electricity i think - very scary in the pitch black night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one we had was a trip from Safaga to the valley of the kings.. Coach came well before dawn...

belting along the road... pitch black, no lights... then he suddenly stops, gets out lays his prayer mat in the road in front and starts chanting... ok... but the bus had no lights and was missed by about 30 other trucks we all dived outside sat on the sand and suddenly found feckin god too..... Hard to imagine.. but true!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Best one we had was a trip from Safaga to the valley of the kings.. Coach came well before dawn...

My god - thats so scary- i'd have found god as well!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Best one we had was a trip from Safaga to the valley of the kings.. Coach came well before dawn...

hehehehehehehehehehe!!!

When we went there we were put in groups and they gaves us names - our bus was called Hores (cant remember the translation) but every time he shouted us it sounded like he was shouting Whores!!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egypt! Full of fundamentals. Benidorm full of piss heads. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we went there we were put in groups and they gaves us names - our bus was called Hores (cant remember the translation) but every time he shouted us it sounded like he was shouting Whores!!!!

LOL"

Don't ya just hate a bragger lol...

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over a year ago

They should all get together and have a fundamental piss up

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Fundamentals in Spain procrastinate mainly on the plain

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Fundamentals in Spain procrastinate mainly on the plain

i used to do that - now i just can't make my mind up

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