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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stranger things haven't happened

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Evening...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ah pointlessness.

Random.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies "
Oooooo I know

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I do like Alexander Armstrong tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless ^

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies "

That almost sounds like a challenge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Evening...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening you."

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I do like Alexander Armstrong tho."

One more post to help OP

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies "

Boredom the thread reviver

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Evening...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening you.

"

Still a bit warm for clothes eh. I'm being subjected to Mamma Mia for the 100th time,but I've treated myself to a bottle of wine so all's good. Apart from the fact I now have to share the bottle of wine with said child.

How are you hanging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's it about any clues

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Only another 160 to go x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "
you just gotta love that pic but I imagine you've heard that at least once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening you.

Still a bit warm for clothes eh. I'm being subjected to Mamma Mia for the 100th time,but I've treated myself to a bottle of wine so all's good. Apart from the fact I now have to share the bottle of wine with said child.

How are you hanging?"

Blimey, the 100th time. Are you warming up for the new film?

I'm good thank you, hanging to the left. I'm going to spend tomorrow with my mum. I might treat her to a boat trip on the river Severn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the one with the beast

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

we will get there

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Evening...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening you.

Still a bit warm for clothes eh. I'm being subjected to Mamma Mia for the 100th time,but I've treated myself to a bottle of wine so all's good. Apart from the fact I now have to share the bottle of wine with said child.

How are you hanging?

Blimey, the 100th time. Are you warming up for the new film?

I'm good thank you, hanging to the left. I'm going to spend tomorrow with my mum. I might treat her to a boat trip on the river Severn."

Well it just feels like that,she's away when the next one comes out so I've said I'll watch it without her and tell her the end. She wasn't impressed for some reason.

A boat trip with your mum sounds lovely,I don't think I'd get my mum on anything nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh, I love pointless threads, so relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies "

Or the required 9+inches with extra girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies "

There's plenty more pointless ones.. #justsaying

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Naked Mole Rats - They’re awesome aren’t they?

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

It’s quite refreshing just to read some idle unstructured chit chat. And some waffle as well!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless....

This is the place for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s quite refreshing just to read some idle unstructured chit chat. And some waffle as well! "
yes it's better than a cold shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s quite refreshing just to read some idle unstructured chit chat. And some waffle as well! yes it's better than a cold shower "

I'm fluent in waffle, bullshit AND sarcasm

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It’s quite refreshing just to read some idle unstructured chit chat. And some waffle as well! yes it's better than a cold shower "

Can we not mention showers please?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Our girl is on tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s quite refreshing just to read some idle unstructured chit chat. And some waffle as well! yes it's better than a cold shower

Can we not mention showers please?"
why has yours packed up or have you just had a baby?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, my personal favourite colour is Indigo.

Oak tree sap is quite acidic.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It’s quite refreshing just to read some idle unstructured chit chat. And some waffle as well! yes it's better than a cold shower

Can we not mention showers please?why has yours packed up or have you just had a baby? "

Mine has packed up. I'm hoping it comes back to life again. I have work tomorrow and need a fucking shower

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Our girl is on tonight "

My daughter loves that programme,I can take it or leave it myself. It's a bit naff army wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s quite refreshing just to read some idle unstructured chit chat. And some waffle as well! yes it's better than a cold shower

Can we not mention showers please?why has yours packed up or have you just had a baby?

Mine has packed up. I'm hoping it comes back to life again. I have work tomorrow and need a fucking shower "
Power shower? Has fuse gone?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think you may be right about it not reaching 175.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused "

I hope they turn up for you.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It’s quite refreshing just to read some idle unstructured chit chat. And some waffle as well! yes it's better than a cold shower

Can we not mention showers please?why has yours packed up or have you just had a baby?

Mine has packed up. I'm hoping it comes back to life again. I have work tomorrow and need a fucking shower Power shower? Has fuse gone? "

Fixed it. Turned it off at the fuse board and then on again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a brave effort but needs a second wind hope the night shift can help some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

I hope they turn up for you."

Me too but no worries if not - we get to try out a new pub and it’s a lovely evening

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

I hope they turn up for you.

Me too but no worries if not - we get to try out a new pub and it’s a lovely evening "

Let us know.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

I hope they turn up for you.

Me too but no worries if not - we get to try out a new pub and it’s a lovely evening

Let us know."

I'm curious too, need some.good news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happen,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please."

Well that ruined my cunning plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

I hope they turn up for you.

Me too but no worries if not - we get to try out a new pub and it’s a lovely evening

Let us know.

I'm curious too, need some.good news "

You could have popped round to ours. We would have let you use our shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ya what's magic about 175?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ya what's magic about 175? "

I don't know, what's magic about 175?

Oh wait... Is that not a joke?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

I hope they turn up for you.

Me too but no worries if not - we get to try out a new pub and it’s a lovely evening

Let us know.

I'm curious too, need some.good news

You could have popped round to ours. We would have let you use our shower! "

Ha! I'm going in mine very soon now it's working again.

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

I hope they turn up for you.

Me too but no worries if not - we get to try out a new pub and it’s a lovely evening

Let us know.

I'm curious too, need some.good news

You could have popped round to ours. We would have let you use our shower!

Ha! I'm going in mine very soon now it's working again."

Time for a cold shower here then just when we were starting to get excited!

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

I hope they turn up for you.

Me too but no worries if not - we get to try out a new pub and it’s a lovely evening "

Are you there yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

625

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please.

Well that ruined my cunning plan! "

S

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Dunno what to type?

No one wants to read my random shite!

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please.

Well that ruined my cunning plan!

S"

O

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please.

Well that ruined my cunning plan!

S

O"

R

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please.

Well that ruined my cunning plan!

S

O

R"

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"625"

Liar!

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please.

Well that ruined my cunning plan!

S

O

R

R"

Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno what to type?

No one wants to read my random shite! "

True

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please.

Well that ruined my cunning plan!

S

O

R

R

Y"

Seems to be the hardest word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate a burger.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Dunno what to type?

No one wants to read my random shite! "

Lies... all lies.

Tell us what culinary delights you whipped up today.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dunno what to type?

No one wants to read my random shite!

True "

Lol for real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate a burger."

Nice! Chicken or beef?

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Very random for a Friday, but I'm in. Can I have 4 please.

Well that ruined my cunning plan!

S

O

R

R

Y

Seems to be the hardest word "

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By *am88Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Point

the tapered, sharp end of a tool, weapon, or other object.

Less

a smaller amount of; not as much.

=

Pointless

having little or no sense, use, or purpose.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dunno what to type?

No one wants to read my random shite!

Lies... all lies.

Tell us what culinary delights you whipped up today."

Tonight I had lamb with harissa with some minted cous cous. There wasn't enough of it so then I had a pork pie. It was lush.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe not but we’re driving to a social with a new couple so it’s keeping me amused

I hope they turn up for you.

Me too but no worries if not - we get to try out a new pub and it’s a lovely evening

Let us know.

I'm curious too, need some.good news

You could have popped round to ours. We would have let you use our shower!

Ha! I'm going in mine very soon now it's working again.

Time for a cold shower here then just when we were starting to get excited!"

Booooooo damn electicals

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Dunno what to type?

No one wants to read my random shite!

Lies... all lies.

Tell us what culinary delights you whipped up today.

Tonight I had lamb with harissa with some minted cous cous. There wasn't enough of it so then I had a pork pie. It was lush. "

See, I don't even know who harissa is so I'm learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put ketchup on my burger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ya what's magic about 175? "

Its the vr version of cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate a burger.

Nice! Chicken or beef? "

Beef. I usually make my own but I'm at my daughter's so I bought Morrison's Best Beef quarter pounders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ya what's magic about 175?

Its the vr version of cumming"

Some go past the barrier though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still sunny in my ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ya what's magic about 175?

Its the vr version of cumming

Some go past the barrier though."

Stamina

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Hi ya what's magic about 175?

Its the vr version of cumming

Some go past the barrier though."

I thought three was the magic number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate a burger.

Nice! Chicken or beef?

Beef. I usually make my own but I'm at my daughter's so I bought Morrison's Best Beef quarter pounders. "

Have up making my own burgers as they kept falling apart when cooking what am I doing wrong?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Ah pointlessness.

Random."

Yes?

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

How far do you think Humbersiders have got by now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How far do you think Humbersiders have got by now? "

All the way

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hey

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ohh you sent me lovely cake to cheer me up the other day.

Was kind of you to note my pain x

So I will post on the thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"625

Liar! "

626

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Ohh you sent me lovely cake to cheer me up the other day.

Was kind of you to note my pain x

So I will post on the thread x"

We’re glad you enjoyed it. Cake always makes things feel better.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I’ll help you get there. Move aside, let me through people.. now then how d

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’ll help you get there. Move aside, let me through people.. now then how d"

D is the fourth letter in the alphabet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll help you get there. Move aside, let me through people.. now then how d"

Well hello there Mr

What a tooshie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took my dog for its first hair cut last week.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Took my dog for its first hair cut last week. "

How did it manage to hold the scissors? Was the customer happy with the results?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took my dog for its first hair cut last week.

How did it manage to hold the scissors? Was the customer happy with the results?"

Yeah, but they had to give them a few Pointers first.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Took my dog for its first hair cut last week.

How did it manage to hold the scissors? Was the customer happy with the results?

Yeah, but they had to give them a few Pointers first. "

Was he a little ruff around the edges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took my dog for its first hair cut last week.

How did it manage to hold the scissors? Was the customer happy with the results?

Yeah, but they had to give them a few Pointers first.

Was he a little ruff around the edges?"

No, he did an excellent job, when he finished they gave him a round of Appaws. I’ll see myself out !

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I just ate a burger.

Nice! Chicken or beef?

Beef. I usually make my own but I'm at my daughter's so I bought Morrison's Best Beef quarter pounders. "

Someone’s showing off. I bet you shop at Waitrose as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took my dog for its first hair cut last week.

How did it manage to hold the scissors? Was the customer happy with the results?"

My guess he had a ruff time of doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our wine is rather tart!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our wine is rather tart!!"

Is that what you call her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No the sommelier is a tart, must be the heat ruining the Malbec.

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over a year ago


"No the sommelier is a tart, must be the heat ruining the Malbec. "

You tart is in obvious need of a ticking off for allowing the malbec to get to that stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening you.

Still a bit warm for clothes eh. I'm being subjected to Mamma Mia for the 100th time,but I've treated myself to a bottle of wine so all's good. Apart from the fact I now have to share the bottle of wine with said child.

How are you hanging?

Blimey, the 100th time. Are you warming up for the new film?

I'm good thank you, hanging to the left. I'm going to spend tomorrow with my mum. I might treat her to a boat trip on the river Severn.

Well it just feels like that,she's away when the next one comes out so I've said I'll watch it without her and tell her the end. She wasn't impressed for some reason.

A boat trip with your mum sounds lovely,I don't think I'd get my mum on anything nowadays. "

You're a bad mum. It doesn't seem that long ago since the first film was released.

The Sabrina is very genteel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grilled cheese on toast. mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grilled cheese on toast. mmm"

You guys are living the dream. Grilled cheese and wine.

I'm feeling giddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey"

Hey, Sophie. *Waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone see the trump blimp for themselves?

Central London was horrendous today. By that I mean traffic was a nightmare. I didn't see anything though.

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

How do you get rid of crabs? :/

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over a year ago


"Grilled cheese on toast. mmm

You guys are living the dream. Grilled cheese and wine.

I'm feeling giddy"

Eatings cheating, just drinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies "

I hope the two of you have fun tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of crabs? :/ "

Take em back to the seaside.

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"How do you get rid of crabs? :/

Take em back to the seaside. "

Haha!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Dunno what to type?

No one wants to read my random shite! "

Belgium bun with cherry on top

Eccules cake

Chocolate eclair

Lemon drizzle cake

Baked raspberry cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno what to type?

No one wants to read my random shite!

Belgium bun with cherry on top

Eccules cake

Chocolate eclair

Lemon drizzle cake

Baked raspberry cheesecake

"

Carrot cake.

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies

I hope the two of you have fun tomorrow."

We will. Looking forward to seeing Midge Ure. Haven’t seen him since October!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys!!

They turned up. Was ace!

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22:27

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will never reach the magical maximum of 175 replies "

Somebody's gone and beat you to the most pointless thread, they've started one about speedway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speedway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speedway "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im very excited about next wednesday its gonna be epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grilled cheese on toast. mmm

You guys are living the dream. Grilled cheese and wine.

I'm feeling giddy

Eatings cheating, just drinking.

"

Only a small glass for me. I'm on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmon you’re in sight of a full thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a challenge!

xGx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is still going!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is still going! "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning fuckers!

xGx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need breakfast ideas, fancy a change. What's everyone else having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge with frozen berries..... could murder a bacon butty tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock "

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one "

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one "

I never claimed to be normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx"

Oh please. Coffee for me

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

did someone mention coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx

Oh please. Coffee for me "

Cream and sugar?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx

Oh please. Coffee for me

Cream and sugar?! "

Just cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?"

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx

Oh please. Coffee for me

Cream and sugar?!

Just cream "

Sweet enough obvs! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess"

Should I curtsey?

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess"

lol....best i pop kettle on then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey? "

Kneel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel "

With pleasure your highness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooooofffffeeeee!!!!!!!

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Cooooofffffeeeee!!!!!!! "

yyyyyyyessssssssssssssssss please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

With pleasure your highness! "

I’m not high. Only 5’3”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel "

My favourite position with you

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over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

With pleasure your highness!

I’m not high. Only 5’3” "

Funsized?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

With pleasure your highness!

I’m not high. Only 5’3”

Funsized?! "

I like to think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

My favourite position with you "

Get down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

With pleasure your highness!

I’m not high. Only 5’3” "

You standing on a stepladder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

My favourite position with you

Get down there "

Just need to find a cushion.... can't be doing with carpet burns on my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

With pleasure your highness!

I’m not high. Only 5’3”

You standing on a stepladder? "

I love my step ladder..... I never knew my real ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

With pleasure your highness!

I’m not high. Only 5’3”

You standing on a stepladder? "

I’m way too clumsy for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You standing on a stepladder?

I love my step ladder..... I never knew my real ladder "

LMAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

With pleasure your highness!

I’m not high. Only 5’3”

You standing on a stepladder?

I love my step ladder..... I never knew my real ladder "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone mention coffee?

Yes. But I’m not making it

#princess

Should I curtsey?

Kneel

My favourite position with you

Get down there

Just need to find a cushion.... can't be doing with carpet burns on my knees "

I have tons of cushions I’ll lend you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You standing on a stepladder?

I love my step ladder..... I never knew my real ladder

LMAO!!!"

You like?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx"

How's that coffee coming along?

*taps foot impatiently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx

How's that coffee coming along?

*taps foot impatiently* "

Its ready.... I've stirred it anti clockwise and it's the colour of a twix, will it suffice? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You standing on a stepladder?

I love my step ladder..... I never knew my real ladder

LMAO!!!

You like?! "

MrH will confirm I have the naffest SOH ever! The silliest things make me cry with hysteria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx

How's that coffee coming along?

*taps foot impatiently*

Its ready.... I've stirred it anti clockwise and it's the colour of a twix, will it suffice? X"

Ah you’re trying to steal PPs job with that fancy stirring technique. Sounds purrrrrfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pancakes and bacon.

I’ll probably have coffee and cock

Pancakes and bacon..... Together?

Coffee and cock..... Together

You are a strange one

Shall I pop the kettle on?! xGx

How's that coffee coming along?

*taps foot impatiently*

Its ready.... I've stirred it anti clockwise and it's the colour of a twix, will it suffice? X"

Peeerrrffffeeecct, Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You standing on a stepladder?

I love my step ladder..... I never knew my real ladder

LMAO!!!

You like?!

MrH will confirm I have the naffest SOH ever! The silliest things make me cry with hysteria "

Lol I love a good giggle at a silly joke x

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