FabSwingers.com forum: Washing my knob is becoming a chore

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would it put you off if you pulled my pants down and there was an air freshener hanging of my shaft?

Asking for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the tree air freshner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it the tree air freshner?"

All other air fresheners are just cheap imitations

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Depends.....what brand are you using? I can’t be doing anything by Jeyes.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Only the pine scent

the other flavour tree danglies smell rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, only if there was a plug in one up your ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just do what I do. Leave it to get jammed up with stinky rotting cock cheese. It eventually sorts itself out... so I'm told. Haven't got there yet. But it's only been 9 months. So early days yet.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Depends.....what brand are you using? I can’t be doing anything by Jeyes."

Buy fabreze from love honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a *particularly* busy schedule at the moment?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a *particularly* busy schedule at the moment?!"

It’s half 11 at night so no, not at the moment

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I just actually laughed out loud!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No need for such inconvenience, just spray it with Febreeze (they should really call it Fabreeze) once a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather a stick of lavender up your urethra.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Depends.....what brand are you using? I can’t be doing anything by Jeyes.

Buy fabreze from love honey "

Damn! I was too slow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends.....what brand are you using? I can’t be doing anything by Jeyes.

Buy fabreze from love honey

Damn! I was too slow.

Too busy slagging my spelling skills

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’d rather a stick of lavender up your urethra. "

He’d probably enjoy that

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I’d rather a stick of lavender up your urethra. "

And ginger up the bum? Interesting combination of smells there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather a stick of lavender up your urethra.

And ginger up the bum? Interesting combination of smells there

A bit of figging...ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather a stick of lavender up your urethra. "

That’s a new take on sounding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you use one of those Yankee Candle car fresheners you'd have women flocking to to knob.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you dip it in bleach?

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Just leave it a couple of years for the smegma to become calcified then it easily chips off with a chisel....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.

Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just lob it down my throat twice daily at teeth brushing time and you'll be fresh as a daisy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't you dip it in bleach?"

I’m avoiding bleach since the I used it to lighten up the colour around my ring piece

Long story short, Leave it to the professionals

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Can't you dip it in bleach?"

You'll get a really white cock doing that surely? But maybe some women are into MJ Penises :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just lob it down my throat twice daily at teeth brushing time and you'll be fresh as a daisy "

In that case, mine needs washing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.

Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....

Why did you douse it in aftershave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you dip it in bleach?

I’m avoiding bleach since the I used it to lighten up the colour around my ring piece

Long story short, Leave it to the professionals "

Dettol?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.

Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....

Why did you douse it in aftershave?"

To distract the leach from it's blood sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.

Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....

Why did you douse it in aftershave?

To distract the leach from it's blood sucking "

That's not a nice thing to call a woman.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can categorically recommend from inept experience to NOT douse thy sacred rod with aftershave.

Placing it in a naked flame would be more merciful....

Why did you douse it in aftershave?

To distract the leach from it's blood sucking

That's not a nice thing to call a woman."

She shouldn't have been in the swamp to start with so deserves it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't you dip it in bleach?

I’m avoiding bleach since the I used it to lighten up the colour around my ring piece

Long story short, Leave it to the professionals

Dettol?"

Toilet duck and no, it doesn’t reach right round the rim

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"Just lob it down my throat twice daily at teeth brushing time and you'll be fresh as a daisy "

Oofft. Will it attract butterflies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or old spice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it put you off if you pulled my pants down and there was an air freshener hanging of my shaft?

Asking for me"

Depends if I get to keep the air freshener as a souvenir because noone would believe that as a fab story

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I turned down one of those free air fresheners when I had the car cleaned today. Sorry, OP.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Just lob it down my throat twice daily at teeth brushing time and you'll be fresh as a daisy

Oofft. Will it attract butterflies too

And probably moths

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!"

The yellow one is banging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!

The yellow one is banging "

Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!

The yellow one is banging

Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5"

I've read some of those :D I think having the skin peeling from his cock is not quite what OP is after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!

The yellow one is banging

Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

I've read some of those :D I think having the skin peeling from his cock is not quite what OP is after

As I said it would certainly take his mind off his original problem he posted about if nothing else that was suggested helped...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!

The yellow one is banging

Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5"

Veet reviews are bloody hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just splash some Zoflora on it, women go wild for that stuff!!

The yellow one is banging

Use ‘Veet’ the reviews on Amazon tend to suggest it can cure or take you mind off all such cock ailments..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

Veet reviews are bloody hilarious. "

Really funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think I'll stick with soap

Thanks anyway people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it just like not washing your hair, eventually it just cleans itself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a last good wash, then a sandwich bag over the top with a rubber band to keep the air out. Stay fresh for months that will.

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