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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will it get tighter?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Probably. Definitely if you use Preparation H. (That's the picture showing the eye that was tested to see if works.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gapfix is the only one for the job

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arabic women use a large piece of rock salt inserted which supposedly cleanses rejuvenates and tightens , dunno if it really works, but have seen it boxed for sale on my travels with packaging suggesting use .

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tight Vag-gee-gees? Look up this lovely lady: Tatyana Kozhevnikova. My future wife.....

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Arabic women use a large piece of rock salt inserted which supposedly cleanses rejuvenates and tightens , dunno if it really works, but have seen it boxed for sale on my travels with packaging suggesting use ."

Surely it's just dehydrating the area it's in contact with????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arabic women use a large piece of rock salt inserted which supposedly cleanses rejuvenates and tightens , dunno if it really works, but have seen it boxed for sale on my travels with packaging suggesting use ."

wouldn’t that burn a bit?

*crosses legs*

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Tight Vag-gee-gees? Look up this lovely lady: Tatyana Kozhevnikova. My future wife..... "

"Intimate Gymnastics" I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arabic women use a large piece of rock salt inserted which supposedly cleanses rejuvenates and tightens , dunno if it really works, but have seen it boxed for sale on my travels with packaging suggesting use ."

I hope they smooth the edges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt."

Shrivelling as I read that..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Salt sounds sting-y.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that.."

Like salt on a slug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt."

Isn't that the same as Anusol?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug."

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Isn't that the same as Anusol?"

Probably. I wouldn't put rock salt on piles though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Isn't that the same as Anusol?

Probably. I wouldn't put rock salt on piles though "

Ouchy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think I'd stick to pelvic floor exercises

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

"

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'd stick to pelvic floor exercises "

I've been doing them regularly for 7 months. I don't know if they have made a difference.

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

"

depends on the size of your vag, if it's bucket size then all of them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Isn't that the same as Anusol?

Probably. I wouldn't put rock salt on piles though "

If they shrink them it would be worth the pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

depends on the size of your vag, if it's bucket size then all of them!"

How big a bucket?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

There is a shop in the local (small town - ish) that has an “A” board offering vaginal tightening.

Haven’t asked the question....

Yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?"

Until you can grip a pencil! lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a shop in the local (small town - ish) that has an “A” board offering vaginal tightening.

Haven’t asked the question....

Yet..."

It needs asking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?

Until you can grip a pencil! lol."

Have you tried gripping a pencil?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?"

I don't know.

I have been looking at some of the devices but the reviews are so mixed I can't decide between the £30 manual version or the £300 bells and whistles does it all for you one.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Isn't that the same as Anusol?

Probably. I wouldn't put rock salt on piles though

If they shrink them it would be worth the pain "

I heard a chap on the radio saying that inserting a clove of garlic did the trick for piles

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"There is a shop in the local (small town - ish) that has an “A” board offering vaginal tightening.

Haven’t asked the question....

Yet..."

Is that the laser treatment that the private clinics are offering?

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Rock salt is for cooking on. I don’t fancy a woman misusing it. Having said that they do say ‘if it smells like fish and tastes like chicken it’s definitely somewhere to put your.... in’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?

Until you can grip a pencil! lol.

Have you tried gripping a pencil?"

I usually hold a pencil between my fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?

I don't know.

I have been looking at some of the devices but the reviews are so mixed I can't decide between the £30 manual version or the £300 bells and whistles does it all for you one.

"

I'd like a whistling vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?

Until you can grip a pencil! lol.

Have you tried gripping a pencil?"

I knew someone was going to ask. Yup and no is the answer.

You can ask for some medical equipment like mini cones. They're to help exercise your pelvic floor muscles more effectively so you know you're doing them correctly. The smallest "cone" is the same thickness as a pencil. Once you can grip that, you're done.

However I'm not sure if they're still given to women though. My youngest is nearly 16 years old. So been awhile since I did any pelvic floor exercises. I no longer piss myself when i cough, sneeze or laugh too much! Lol.

You can always ask your GP or local family planning clinic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a shop in the local (small town - ish) that has an “A” board offering vaginal tightening.

Haven’t asked the question....

Yet...

Is that the laser treatment that the private clinics are offering? "

They laser it tighter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?

Until you can grip a pencil! lol.

Have you tried gripping a pencil?

I knew someone was going to ask. Yup and no is the answer.

You can ask for some medical equipment like mini cones. They're to help exercise your pelvic floor muscles more effectively so you know you're doing them correctly. The smallest "cone" is the same thickness as a pencil. Once you can grip that, you're done.

However I'm not sure if they're still given to women though. My youngest is nearly 16 years old. So been awhile since I did any pelvic floor exercises. I no longer piss myself when i cough, sneeze or laugh too much! Lol.

You can always ask your GP or local family planning clinic."

My physiotherapist didn't mention cones.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" I thought that was preparation h.

An Iraqi woman once told me that the older women in her family used rock salt.

Shrivelling as I read that..

Like salt on a slug.

I've got sea salt crystals and Himalayan salt and some of the Lo salt rubbish. Which do you think I should try?

The sea salt sounds the saltiest. How are you going to measure if it gets tighter?

I don't know.

I have been looking at some of the devices but the reviews are so mixed I can't decide between the £30 manual version or the £300 bells and whistles does it all for you one.

I'd like a whistling vagina "

Put your lips together and blow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd like a whistling vagina "

How cool would that be? Especially if you could do dog whistles with it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"There is a shop in the local (small town - ish) that has an “A” board offering vaginal tightening.

Haven’t asked the question....

Yet...

Is that the laser treatment that the private clinics are offering?

They laser it tighter?"

There's a clinic near us that offers laser treatment, at least I think it's laser . I obviously wasn't paying too much attention because I don't know what benefits they claimed it had either. Clearly I'm no help at all.

I do know that private clinics offer menopausal and post menopausal women help that isn't available from the NHS because a lot of free magazines have had full page spreads (snigger) advertising treatments.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?"

I've tried the balls and I can hold them in but I know that I am weaker than I was pre hysterectomy and menopause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it get tighter?"
try clitfil sticks like clit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd like a whistling vagina

How cool would that be? Especially if you could do dog whistles with it. "

My dogs would love that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

I've tried the balls and I can hold them in but I know that I am weaker than I was pre hysterectomy and menopause.

"

I thought they were to give you an orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?"

My love egg is very light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

I've tried the balls and I can hold them in but I know that I am weaker than I was pre hysterectomy and menopause.

"

Yoga is good for tone in the pelvic floor.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

I've tried the balls and I can hold them in but I know that I am weaker than I was pre hysterectomy and menopause.

I thought they were to give you an orgasm.

"

They've never given me one. They do make you lift your pelvic floor to keep them in, thereby toning it and the sensation can be very pleasant. I must see where I put mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably end up with thrush...

Can't be putting that crap up ya woo!!!

Fb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

I've tried the balls and I can hold them in but I know that I am weaker than I was pre hysterectomy and menopause.

I thought they were to give you an orgasm.

They've never given me one. They do make you lift your pelvic floor to keep them in, thereby toning it and the sensation can be very pleasant. I must see where I put mine..."

In your vagina?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

I've tried the balls and I can hold them in but I know that I am weaker than I was pre hysterectomy and menopause.

I thought they were to give you an orgasm.

They've never given me one. They do make you lift your pelvic floor to keep them in, thereby toning it and the sensation can be very pleasant. I must see where I put mine..."

Are you using a mirror or are you very flexible?

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By *arctMan
over a year ago

West of the bann

Himaylyan

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

I've tried the balls and I can hold them in but I know that I am weaker than I was pre hysterectomy and menopause.

I thought they were to give you an orgasm.

They've never given me one. They do make you lift your pelvic floor to keep them in, thereby toning it and the sensation can be very pleasant. I must see where I put mine...

Are you using a mirror or are you very flexible? "

I am quite flexible but not *that* flexible

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

I've tried the balls and I can hold them in but I know that I am weaker than I was pre hysterectomy and menopause.

I thought they were to give you an orgasm.

They've never given me one. They do make you lift your pelvic floor to keep them in, thereby toning it and the sensation can be very pleasant. I must see where I put mine...

In your vagina? "

damn is that where I left them. . I knew as I typed that it was coming out all wrong...

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Sounds like a fishey subject lol

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"

I'd like a whistling vagina

How cool would that be? Especially if you could do dog whistles with it. "

As long as it couldn’t be misconstrued as a hate crime. Depending upon the tune, someone could be described as being a real viscous.....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Will it get tighter?"

You could just do pelvic floor excersises...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I think I'd stick to pelvic floor exercises "

Definitely! I can feel myself clenching as I read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't ben wa balls or love eggs work the same way as the medical devices?

My love egg is very light."

My dad is very tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it get tighter?"

Have you tried ICE Cubes, I inserted several into my partner and they made her tighter. think she felt me a little more, or rather the water from the ice cubes as they melted made me feel bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a shop in the local (small town - ish) that has an “A” board offering vaginal tightening.

Haven’t asked the question....

Yet...

Is that the laser treatment that the private clinics are offering?

They laser it tighter?

There's a clinic near us that offers laser treatment, at least I think it's laser . I obviously wasn't paying too much attention because I don't know what benefits they claimed it had either. Clearly I'm no help at all.

I do know that private clinics offer menopausal and post menopausal women help that isn't available from the NHS because a lot of free magazines have had full page spreads (snigger) advertising treatments."

EverBuild sell a tin of fix and fill, It comes complete with an applicator claims to fill all gaps or your money back, starts off as a soft foam, then expands so be cautious as you don't want to be putting to much in. guess once its set and you get it out, you can repeat the process monthly and check its diameter each time you do it and the applicated material should shrink if whatever you've been doing is working. But can't you just insert a finger and clench. see if you can clench tighter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear ladies,

After you have used rock salt or whatever & need somebody to examine if it has worked or not. You know where to find me.

Yours truly & sincerely

Bananaman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably. Definitely if you use Preparation H. (That's the picture showing the eye that was tested to see if works.)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will it get tighter?

You could just do pelvic floor excersises..."

I do them but I want instant results

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By *amlee7986Couple
over a year ago

nottingham


"Rock salt is for cooking on. I don’t fancy a woman misusing it. Having said that they do say ‘if it smells like fish and tastes like chicken it’s definitely somewhere to put your.... in’ "

If it smells like fish and tastes like chicken, I think you should run and find someone with better personal hygiene!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I hear Starburst (opal fruits) are a tried and tested method for something vagina related.

I wouldn’t put prep h on my vag for sure nor salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these comments gave me a good laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought of the poor chap going down, Prep H and others wouldn't be good, salt and Vinegar?

Opel fruits sounds good, what about M&Ms, that would be a Treat! (You probably need to be 50 to get that one!)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Have you thought of the poor chap going down, Prep H and others wouldn't be good, salt and Vinegar?

Opel fruits sounds good, what about M&Ms, that would be a Treat! (You probably need to be 50 to get that one!)"

Wouldn't it be a Treet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you thought of the poor chap going down, Prep H and others wouldn't be good, salt and Vinegar?

Opel fruits sounds good, what about M&Ms, that would be a Treat! (You probably need to be 50 to get that one!)

Wouldn't it be a Treet? "

I bow to your greater knowledge,

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Where does sodium come into this..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you thought of the poor chap going down, Prep H and others wouldn't be good, salt and Vinegar?

Opel fruits sounds good, what about M&Ms, that would be a Treat! (You probably need to be 50 to get that one!)"

Would his tongue shrivel up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where does sodium come into this.. "

Sodium bicarbonate might do the trick.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Salt sounds sting-y."

Someone say my name?

Oh, hold on......

Miss-read, miss-read, miss-read...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you thought of the poor chap going down, Prep H and others wouldn't be good, salt and Vinegar?

Opel fruits sounds good, what about M&Ms, that would be a Treat! (You probably need to be 50 to get that one!)

Would his tongue shrivel up?"

It's been in a few strange places, I'm sure it would survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that putting salt on it will make it tighter... Like when kids put salt on snails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Salt sounds sting-y.

Someone say my name?

Oh, hold on......

Miss-read, miss-read, miss-read..."

Can you make a vagina shrivel up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard that putting salt on it will make it tighter... Like when kids put salt on snails."

That's what I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard that putting salt on it will make it tighter... Like when kids put salt on snails.

That's what I thought "

Keep me posted abt it bae, I wanna know the truth but always afraid to do it without asking first.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Have you thought of the poor chap going down, Prep H and others wouldn't be good, salt and Vinegar?

Opel fruits sounds good, what about M&Ms, that would be a Treat! (You probably need to be 50 to get that one!)

Wouldn't it be a Treet?

I bow to your greater knowledge, "

and greater age

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Salt sounds sting-y.

Someone say my name?

Oh, hold on......

Miss-read, miss-read, miss-read...

Can you make a vagina shrivel up? "

It's a talent I reluctantly have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you thought of the poor chap going down, Prep H and others wouldn't be good, salt and Vinegar?

Opel fruits sounds good, what about M&Ms, that would be a Treat! (You probably need to be 50 to get that one!)

Wouldn't it be a Treet?

I bow to your greater knowledge,

and greater age "

Never mind, It'll so be Friday, It's Five to Five, It's...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

CRACKERJACK!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CRACKERJACK!!

"

I miss my childhood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard that putting salt on it will make it tighter... Like when kids put salt on snails.

That's what I thought

Keep me posted abt it bae, I wanna know the truth but always afraid to do it without asking first. "

I think you should put the salt in for me. I'll have to lift my pussy up so it doesn't fall out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be better to plump it up rather than shrivel it up to make it tighter. Botox in the vagina ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CRACKERJACK!!

I miss my childhood "

Don't drop that cabage, or there could be a forfeit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try gorilla glue. It expands with moisture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it get tighter?"

No but your fanny piles will shrink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it be better to plump it up rather than shrivel it up to make it tighter. Botox in the vagina ? "

Botox freezes muscles doesn't it? I'd have a stiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be better to plump it up rather than shrivel it up to make it tighter. Botox in the vagina ?

Botox freezes muscles doesn't it? I'd have a stiffy "

A micro penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it get tighter?

No but your fanny piles will shrink "

I'm going to try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be better to plump it up rather than shrivel it up to make it tighter. Botox in the vagina ?

Botox freezes muscles doesn't it? I'd have a stiffy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put a bottle of sol in your vagina I’ll empty it

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