FabSwingers.com forum: whats the stragest thing you have boke having sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so come on what you broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bed in the travel lodge on the m20 in maidestone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken a bed, I've knocked pictures off walls, I've fell thru a false wall and I've kicked somebody (quite hard) in the face.

So, if your fetish is for sex followed by some DIY or a trip to A&E, look no further, I'm your man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a bed in the travel lodge on the m20 in maidestone

Been there and done that in Glasgow

must be their beds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I allowed to say "wind"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met a guy at a swanky hotel in london and we couldnt get his cuff links off so his shirt ended up in a muddle and we both fell into a plate glass table and shattered it. Ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to say "wind"?

that's more boke than broke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to say "wind"?

as long as i'm not expected to bring a kite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to say "wind"?

as long as i'm not expected to bring a kite "

may I just say "high"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

2 ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Microwave during a passionate encounter in the kitchen, it sort of got knocked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to say "wind"?

as long as i'm not expected to bring a kite

may I just say "high"

course you can - infact, it's given me a 'lift'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not broke anything but did crack my head open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I've just been reminded about a chair we broke in my office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not broke anything but did crack my head open!"

that'll teach ya to go up the hill with Jill!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

chairs, beds a television a toilet a couple of a guys ribs and a guy broke his leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chairs, beds a television a toilet a couple of a guys ribs and a guy broke his leg"
remind me to clear the bed room out before we ever get to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The changing room door...well it was in B&Q....how romantic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

broke a tooth during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 4 minute mile...her old man was way too slow tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 4 minute mile...her old man was way too slow tho

Did you have your running spikes on....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated an ex's shoulder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislocated an ex's shoulder!"

that's just ruined any chance you had on here! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislocated an ex's shoulder!

that's just ruined any chance you had on here! lol

I only had to hope's anyway

Bob and No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislocated an ex's shoulder!

that's just ruined any chance you had on here! lol

I only had to hope's anyway

Bob and No"

Meant to say it was accidental...She fell off the bed!...Guess I pushed too hard lol

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Thought it was me, had to explain to those in A&E, but it turned out to be kidney stone - I felt I right plonker, but I suppose they hear all sorts of stories.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

oh if where including dislocations as well i dislocated a guys wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh if where including dislocations as well i dislocated a guys wrist

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Can we still have a meet. I'm paid up with BUPA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me, just a bed, cousin broke his banjo strap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my rib was prob the worst , hurt like hell .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken a couple of guys nerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass lights on my bed and cut my arm lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went through my bed a couple of times, also pulled the headboard off the wall in a travelodge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bed, a toe, a few hearts!

Ok so the last one was a lie, the second happened before I started!

Oh but I did give a man a black eye when I headbutted him cos we had slid down the bed and he asked me to shimmy up

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By *anderer2018Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

The bannister on the stairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The speedo in a Lancia Stratos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really strange, but, I`ve broken two hymens in my youth.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

a ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snapped me banjo, pain and blood galore

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The rules...

Ended up going back to someone elses hotel room after a social, and the night manager came up to ask us to be quiet even before the six of us had done anything lol.

I think he realised what was going on as there were half naked people trying hard to look nochalant when the door was opened!

I also think it wasnt the first time he'd had to quieten down a room full of swingers, as he didnt bat an eye, just asked us to keep it down lol!

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