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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Don't believe everything you see on television - Abraham Lincoln.

Next......

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Lordy, lordy, my bottoms on fire. Joan of Arc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It’s coming home”

Broudie, Baddiel, Skinner.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't be a cunt - Hatter

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A life making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

? George Bernard Shaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need this parade like I need a hole in the head"

- John F Kennedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's fuckall on .

That guy who invented the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is nothing impossible to him who will try." - Alexander the Great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.

Marcus Aurelius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This play is good, I hope nobody ruins the end for me"

- Abraham Lincoln

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about

- Oscar Wilde

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Let them eat cake....mmmmmmmm.... cake..xx

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.”

Alexander Graham Bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

è meglio essere la testa di un topo che la coda di un leone

“It is better to have the head of a mouse than a tail of a lion”

Horacio Pagani

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Some of you are taking this too seriously - Stingly Byron

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over a year ago

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

To bend or not to bend that is the question so ask the bloody question and see what happens

-Me-

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I might not be perfect, but I'm perfectly me. - _rincess peach

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Don't be a cunt - Hatter "

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


""I need this parade like I need a hole in the head"

- John F Kennedy "

You've got it.....

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By *urveLurverMan
over a year ago

Skyview

"What the fuck was that?" -

Mayor of Hiroshima.

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over a year ago


"There's fuckall on .

That guy who invented the telly "

John Logie Baird per chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking hate kids.

Richard III

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Where's all this water coming from...captain of the Titanic

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Why don't you go out for an Indian with the boys?"

Mrs. Elizabeth Custer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every drop of rain that falls a peanut grows, carter

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"All that glitters is not gold" Ben Johnson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did not have sex with that woman, clinton

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"I know, I'll promise a referendum on the EU. That will cement me in power and ensue strong and stable government for the foreseeable future"

David Cameron.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody door off !

Direct quote from the factual documentary about an Italian heist using mini Cooper's.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It wasn't me - Shaggy .

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By *ominaNcuckMan
over a year ago

Southport

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist......"

US General John Sedgewick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's fuckall on .

That guy who invented the telly

John Logie Baird per chance! "
That's him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?

William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )

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over a year ago


"You were only supposed to blow the bloody door off !

Direct quote from the factual documentary about an Italian heist using mini Cooper's."

Using Mini Cooper's what?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.

Marcus Aurelius"

I love this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect''

- Unknown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Mmmm salad - Nobody ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?

William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )"

I got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'll keep an eye out for those Frenchies"

Admiral Lord Nelson

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Humanity does not come with citizenship... Joe Kennedy III

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tornado? What tornado? There's no tornado forecast in the next 24 hrs

Michael Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a body is immersed in water...it gets wet.

Archimedes Principle

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?

William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )

I got it "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballs coming home..... Ballox it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God made the world in 6 days,

Then he rested.

Then he made man,

He then rested.

He then made women,

So we never rest,

Lol sorry lady's just bit of banter

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By *donielMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *donielMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?

William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )

I got it

Me too. "

Poor Will

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You want to confess to WHAT?

Michael Jackson's doctor.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Please can we just stop all this fighting for a moment? I appear to have something in my eye....’ - Harold Godwinson

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over a year ago


"Tornado? What tornado? There's no tornado forecast in the next 24 hrs

Michael Fish"

remember this! Couldn’t have been more wrong!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm just popping to the shops, don't worry, the ovens down low, the cakes will be fine - King Alfred

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By *donielMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Blackadder

Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look after your broom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think marriage is for me - King Henry VIII

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God made the world in 6 days,

Then he rested.

Then he made man,

He then rested.

He then made women,

So we never rest,

Lol sorry lady's just bit of banter"

You men always call it banter when its insulting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean we have to give up our British Citizenship . Coz I'm buggered if I'm becoming a German. Oz series one Auf Wiedersehen Pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What Indians?"

Gen Custer

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Eureka!’ - Archimedes.

Followed by: ‘Shit! The waters’ gone over the bloody sides now!’

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Do to others what you would like them to do to you - Jesus

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Do to others what you would like them to do to you - Jesus"

He also famously exclaimed, ‘Why couldn’t these arseholes have just used Solvite?’

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"There's nothing ambiguous about Scouting for Boys!"

Baden-Powell

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Just when you think things can’t get any worse , they fucking do - Adolf Hiltler 1945

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Blackadder

Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again... "

Another great one from Blackadder.

I am a colossal pervert. No type of depravity is foreign to me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

The Bishop of Bath and Wells

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Do you want anything from the shop love?....Ghengis to Mrs Khan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look after your broom"

And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old broom's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

There is nothing so aggravating to a woman than the sight of a man at his leisure

- Me (after being presented with 'The List' upon having the temerity to have some time off)

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Do you want anything from the shop love?....Ghengis to Mrs Khan."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's more to be learned up a cow's arse than any textbook."

Siegfried Farnon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do"        joss whedon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"History is just one fucking thing after another".....Alan Bennett, The History Boys.

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Captain oats to captain Scott ...I’m just popping out to get some ice x

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By *illia-RoseWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I can resist anything except temptation - Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was all right when it left here...

Man who built Titanic

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

“Stayed in. Stayed in. Stayed in...”

The Diary of Anne Frank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?

William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck was that ?

The mayor of Nagasaki Japan 1945

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

The most beautiful curve on a woman's body is her smile

Bob Marley

There is nothing more beautiful than the look of a woman in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.

Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attend equality and diversity training - Adolf Hitler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. dont stop dont ..... shit you stopped !

confucious

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By *ovable roguesCouple
over a year ago

GATESHEAD

The hearty man ate a condemned breakfast

My grandad to my nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Eww People

Maryfuckingpoppins TM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't fall asleep, the damn tortoise drugged me - Hare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho hum ... David Cameron

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

‘If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough’

Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys never grow up - J M Barrie

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

‘In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different’

Coco Chanel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping masturbate and picking dead skin off." -- Audrey Hepburn

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

‘The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart’

Helen Keller

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

‘Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago’

Warren Buffett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even the romans would have put Tommy Smith Lions.

The animal lovers would have tore the stadium down.

Bill Shankley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can not be serious John McEnroe

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over a year ago

Not even the romans would have put Tommy Smith in with the Lions,

The Animal lovers would have torn down the stadium.

Bill Shankley

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Yes, I’ll have to get back to you on that one; I’m a bit tied up at the moment..............glug!’

-Captain Ahab

‘Fancy a dip?’

-Whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck,Why?

King Harold c1066

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“More good women have been lost to marriage…than to war, famine, disease, and disaster. You have talent, darling. Don’t squander it.”

-Cruella De Vil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not makers of history we are made by history........ Martin Luther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea" - Nancy Astor

"If I was your husband, I would drink it" - Winston Churchill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General John Sedgewick

‘Don’t worry; they couldn’t hit an elephant at this distan.....’

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

What fukin iceberg? Captain of titanic

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

What fukin iceberg? Captain of titanic

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Ready Steady Cook" Ainslie Harriet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.”

Bob Marley

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Way to spoil a good tit.

- Mata Hari

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Eugh.

- Marquis de Sade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eugh.

- Marquis de Sade. "
thwack you meant

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Eugh.

- Marquis de Sade. thwack you meant "

Or ‘sorry, u ok?’

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Alice?

Who the fuck is Alice?

Smokie.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL: "At last! I've done it! I've created a practical communication device that I shall call 'the Telephone'."

[Phone rings]

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL: "Hello?... Who?... No I have never taken out PPI."

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yippeeeeee

Third man on the moon

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"“Stayed in. Stayed in. Stayed in...”

The Diary of Anne Frank."

That fucking cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eugh.

- Marquis de Sade. thwack you meant

Or ‘sorry, u ok?’ "
or sorry you OK in that manacle?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"“Stayed in. Stayed in. Stayed in...”

The Diary of Anne Frank."

My face just went

Nice work sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let

her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must

come; make her laugh at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping masturbate and picking dead skin off." -- Audrey Hepburn"

I'm going to get that as a tattoo.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping masturbate and picking dead skin off." -- Audrey Hepburn

I'm going to get that as a tattoo. "

I don’t have a dead skin fetish but it sounds like a fun way to spend an evening with someone. Less emphasis on the latter though not averse to some post coital grooming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For everyone hot woman there is somewhere a guy tired of fucking her

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

What does this button do....?

Copilot, space shuttle Challenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin Luther king........ I had a dream actually it was a nightmare

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over a year ago


"“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.”

Bob Marley"

That, I like ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Napoleon......... My Kingdom for a horse dick

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

What fekin tree

Marc Bolan

In our day you could always leave your back doors open.

My Nan 1976

what a Slapper ??

careful you'll have somebody's eye out with that.

Lord Nelson

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Only boring people get bored

Me

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over a year ago


"Only boring people get bored

Me "

Depressed people?

Bedridden?

Homeless?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Your highness is like a stream of bats piss....

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

"I ain't gay, but £20 is £20" - OP

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


""Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea" - Nancy Astor

"If I was your husband, I would drink it" - Winston Churchill"

And the same two. "You sir, are d*unk." "I may be d*unk madam, but you are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning".

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By *ighorn2006Man
over a year ago

Ceredigion / N France

"What the fuck was that ?"

Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a virgin-Madonna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you I was ill - spike milligan's headstone.

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over a year ago

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"TV: It's only chewing gum for the eyes.”

-Frank Lloyd Wright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wasn't me."

"It was like that when I got here"

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE


"“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.”

Bob Marley"

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over a year ago


"“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.”

Bob Marley "

Who are you to judge the life I live?

I am not perfect and I don’t have to be!

Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean!

Bob Marley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you smell smoke? Thomas Farriner, London 1666.

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Oooh look at that lovely horse" Emily Wilding Davison

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"only God can judge me"

One of my clients. Just before a judge judged him and sent him to prison for five years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Oooh look at that lovely horse" Emily Wilding Davison"

"Oooh look at that lovely horse" - the population of Troy.

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


""Oooh look at that lovely horse" Emily Wilding Davison

"Oooh look at that lovely horse" - the population of Troy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See I told you it was possible to light a Fart" Pilot of the Hindenburg

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"What tree?" Sonny Bono/ Marc Bolan

"What speedboat?" Kirsty MaColl

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Stupid is as stupid does

Forrest Gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I ain't gay, but £20 is £20" - OP"

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


""I ain't gay, but £20 is £20" - OP

"

Someone's being unfairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try not!

Do, or do not!

There is no try.

Master Yoda

The empire strikes back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." Oscar wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''Never bullshit a bullshitter'' - Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look up Harold...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Civilisation, has there ever been such a thing? Will there ever be such a thing?

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"...maybe it's because im black..."

Lewis Hamilton whenever he loses a race...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck was that. The mayor of Hiroshima

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Some of you are taking this too seriously - Stingly Byron "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Only boring people get bored

Me "

I said that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do not go for a hole you are no longer a man

Senna

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Some of you are taking this too seriously - Stingly Byron

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I love that guy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do to others what you would like them to do to you - Jesus"

He’s not the messiah ... he’s a very naughty boy

Brian’s mum ... just after brian ripped off Jesus quote

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

No...no...definitely not me...I didn't say anything about the missiles....Kim Jong-Un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Fuck, that was fucking amazing...the best blowjob I’ve ever fucking had...don’t stop...’ my husband very often, and my fuck buddy twice

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"...is it in yet..."

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"[Removed by poster at 12/07/18 16:12:58]"

Brenda777

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Logic will get you from A to Z.

Imagination will take you everywhere

Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut that door........Larry Grayson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chase me chase me........... USAIN BOLT

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

'I may be d*unk, but Madam, you'll still be ugly in the morning.'

Mr Churchill

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

“ Sir If you were my husband I would poison your tea” - “ Madame if I were your husband I’d drink it!”

Winston Churchill to lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dream.............. Freddie nightmare on elm Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Churchill....If your going through hell...keep going.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Too serious people, way too serious......

Singly Byron.

*again

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