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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

(And I quote)

... "Who wants to sit between my legs and get throat fucked while I watch the match?"

Just wow!

How do girls resist?

Go on, have a look in your updates, let's see who can find the best...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It’s not coming home, but you are...”

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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"“It’s not coming home, but you are...”

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I need a wet bbw pissy to suck nibble and bite in’

And yes, I copied and pasted that.

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By *ooncat123Woman
over a year ago

Sutton

You can guarantee that the authors of those classy updates is unverified, despite being on Fabs for years. Beats me why no one's taking them up on their kind offers!

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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"‘I need a wet bbw pissy to suck nibble and bite in’

And yes, I copied and pasted that. "

Haha that ones on my "looked at me" list too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(And I quote)

... "Who wants to sit between my legs and get throat fucked while I watch the match?"

Just wow!

How do girls resist?

Go on, have a look in your updates, let's see who can find the best... "

Like he could multi task that, you either do one or the other, no man can do both.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I had one had to remove from my hotlist today..

"any fanny free right now"

Gutted, he was so pretty. And my fanny was free I was almost tempted

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By *erdyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

Best one I've seen "who wants to let me tongue punch their fart box?"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine are full of football ones but when they get back to 'normal' I'll post again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Famale half is away at the miment anyone want to stand in

Its up there daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not much of note...apart from the ones that mention me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Any 1 wanna suck and take my load bye number 10'

Oh if only we knew Number 10 where, I'm sure we'd all be queuing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" need to unload, any takers? "

Statuses like that in my local updates go straight to my block list!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Nothing much on local updates in my area today but this just caught my eye.

"We are out!! No more England team."

Is the team being disbanded or something just because they lost? Maybe there are plans afoot to put them before a firing squad instead of on a plane home

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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"" need to unload, any takers? "

Statuses like that in my local updates go straight to my block list! "

Oh I don't block them but if they're real corking updates I will copy them to my notes section on their profile so I remember them.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Gloryhole or relax on sofa either way i suck you deep and swallow your load. Groups welcome'.

That's a regular thing to although usually he's on his knees in the hallway 

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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"'Gloryhole or relax on sofa either way i suck you deep and swallow your load. Groups welcome'.

That's a regular thing to although usually he's on his knees in the hallway  "

Maybe his knees are sore this evening?

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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Nothing much on local updates in my area today but this just caught my eye.

"We are out!! No more England team."

Is the team being disbanded or something just because they lost? Maybe there are plans afoot to put them before a firing squad instead of on a plane home "

These players are doomed to fade back into the mist... I'd only heard of Harry Kane because all colleague talks about his marvelous legs incessantly

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"'Gloryhole or relax on sofa either way i suck you deep and swallow your load. Groups welcome'.

That's a regular thing to although usually he's on his knees in the hallway 

Maybe his knees are sore this evening? "

I did wonder

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Let me have a look...

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

This is my favourite of the night due to the irony!

Just looking just now. Girls mostly but couples are welcome. x

On a single girls profile! And just recieved her first veri from a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s mostly “footballs not coming home!!!!!”

They’re a unhappy bunch of men on my local updates right now.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Looking for a quick lunchtime hard fuck. Need to deposit my cum inside your filthy holes.

What a charmer!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Looking for a quick lunchtime hard fuck. Need to deposit my cum inside your filthy holes.

What a charmer!!!"
Yeah sorry bout that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It’s mostly “footballs not coming home!!!!!”

They’re a unhappy bunch of men on my local updates right now."
We need sympathy and oral sex immediately

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"'Gloryhole or relax on sofa either way i suck you deep and swallow your load. Groups welcome'.

That's a regular thing to although usually he's on his knees in the hallway  "
Haha I know the one

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By *exualPleasuresMan
over a year ago

west Yorkshire


"'Any 1 wanna suck and take my load bye number 10'

Oh if only we knew Number 10 where, I'm sure we'd all be queuing up. "

Downing Street? Was this posted by someone called Boris?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Has to be

Please don’t put your penis in my inbox

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Has to be

Please don’t put your penis in my inbox

"

Where’s that middle finger emoji when you need it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's rather bland today in my area, though the usual hubby alone and available updates are the constant. I've seen some corkers though

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Has to be

Please don’t put your penis in my inbox

Where’s that middle finger emoji when you need it? "

Lol Miss SJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''Calling all PAY PIGS!!!''

Do these people actually exist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi... going dogging tonight. Gonna lay on a picnic bench like in the pic. If you wanna know where then fab it !!! X

Get fabbing guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a status message today from a couple near me " respond to 1 message receive 20 for those impatient psychotic idiots who send a further 10 ' why haven't I replied' join the 2000 waiting patiently............ I think the 2000 patient ones know they aren't gonna get an answer and went for a wank

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

International playboy,  bon vivon and raconteur. Fighter pilot, mountaineer, bear wrangler and heart surgeon. Will shag for beer & pop. True story...

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

"Looking to fulfill some fantasys Mother and daughter Sisters And pregnant lady All bareback"

One of many...

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