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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Evening you bunch of pervs.

What is going on?

Who is here....check in!

Also where the fuck is Jim?!

Where is anyone?like a bloody ghost town.

And who are all these new folk?come introduce yourselves.

Kisses and cowafackingbunga.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya *whips dick out, flops it on table*.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Hey Miss H. I’m still here mostly lurkin’

How are you?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who stole your k button ?

Ps hello.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hiya *whips dick out, flops it on table*."

Cock about...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey Miss H. I’m still here mostly lurkin’

How are you?"

I'm a lurker mostly.

Where did they all go?!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Who stole your k button ?

Ps hello. "

Hello sausages.

Fell down the K hole.

Not to be confused with the A hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who stole your k button ?

Ps hello.

Hello sausages.

Fell down the K hole.

Not to be confused with the A hole.

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this is why Ann summers invented plugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi miss honey cowafackingbunga back atcha x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Hey Miss H. I’m still here mostly lurkin’

How are you?

I'm a lurker mostly.

Where did they all go?!"

Maybe the cantbearseditis is an epidemic

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's"

Excellent eves so far

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

I'm here

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Who stole your k button ?

Ps hello.

Hello sausages.

Fell down the K hole.

Not to be confused with the A hole.

this is why Ann summers invented plugs. "

I bought a remote control one t'other day.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi miss honey cowafackingbunga back atcha x

Huzzah Angie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeeha!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey Miss H. I’m still here mostly lurkin’

How are you?

I'm a lurker mostly.

Where did they all go?!

Maybe the cantbearseditis is an epidemic

Perhaps.

Or just too much bullshit

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

Excellent eves so far

You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Hey Miss H. I’m still here mostly lurkin’

How are you?

I'm a lurker mostly.

Where did they all go?!

Maybe the cantbearseditis is an epidemic

Perhaps.

Or just too much bullshit

Ha ha, that’s what causes it

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm here

Well hello! How do's stp?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yeeha!

Fuck yeah. Alright treacle? Fap fap

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

Excellent eves so far

You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?"

Could do with a scratch or 2

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"I'm here

Well hello! How do's stp?"

It's getting close, hence my return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who stole your k button ?

Ps hello.

Hello sausages.

Fell down the K hole.

Not to be confused with the A hole.

this is why Ann summers invented plugs.

I bought a remote control one t'other day.

Fancy. One day they will be voice activated.

Alexa. Bring me to orgasm.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey Miss H. I’m still here mostly lurkin’

How are you?

I'm a lurker mostly.

Where did they all go?!

Maybe the cantbearseditis is an epidemic

Perhaps.

Or just too much bullshit

Ha ha, that’s what causes it

Some don't even know they make it. Immune I tell thee.

Did you know the white stuff they put under nostrils in post mortems is Vicks? I thought it was some special gear.

But no.

Perhaps many have that all over them. Shall we make a vick circle for defence?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

Excellent eves so far

You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?

Could do with a scratch or 2

Pork scratching

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Checkin innnnn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im blake im a virgo from yorkshire can i get a woooooooooo

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

Excellent eves so far

You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?

Could do with a scratch or 2

Pork scratching "

Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm here

Well hello! How do's stp?

It's getting close, hence my return

KM"

Love it when it gets close

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Who stole your k button ?

Ps hello.

Hello sausages.

Fell down the K hole.

Not to be confused with the A hole.

this is why Ann summers invented plugs.

I bought a remote control one t'other day.

Fancy. One day they will be voice activated.

Alexa. Bring me to orgasm. "

Im gonna zapp at the most inappropriate moments

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Checkin innnnn....

Good eves B

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi im blake im a virgo from yorkshire can i get a woooooooooo

Woooooooooo

Virgos are the best

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

Excellent eves so far

You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?

Could do with a scratch or 2

Pork scratching

Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig

You wanna get it looked at...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good eeeeeeeeeevening the lovely Miss H...

How the FUC are you this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi im blake im a virgo from yorkshire can i get a woooooooooo

Woooooooooo

Virgos are the best "

U know it honey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"good eeeeeeeeeevening the lovely Miss H...

How the FUC are you this evening

Hello bird

I'm alright love. Fuc yas you?

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

I'm here, even if only for the cowabunga!!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm here, even if only for the cowabunga!!!!"

I likes a fox.

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Who stole your k button ?

Ps hello.

Hello sausages.

Fell down the K hole.

Not to be confused with the A hole.

this is why Ann summers invented plugs.

I bought a remote control one t'other day.

Fancy. One day they will be voice activated.

Alexa. Bring me to orgasm. "

Who invented the name for that bloody thing. Its 1 letter away from my name and customers think it's hilarious "Alexa take us home" or "Alexa turn up the tunes" arrrrgh x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Alexa. Bring me to orgasm.

Who invented the name for that bloody thing. Its 1 letter away from my name and customers think it's hilarious "Alexa take us home" or "Alexa turn up the tunes" arrrrgh x"

Make up some cunty replies like she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! (in best best Sherlock Holmes deductive mode) no longer London but "Home" are we no longer dating and actually joining the fray again or is it just a fleeting ego boost visit?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

Excellent eves so far

You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?

Could do with a scratch or 2

Pork scratching

Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig

You wanna get it looked at..."

Of course I do, I love it being looked at

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"I'm here, even if only for the cowabunga!!!!

I likes a fox."

Who doesn't like a fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

What he said

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just home from work my lil cherub xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here and I'm making cheese on toast.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello! (in best best Sherlock Holmes deductive mode) no longer London but "Home" are we no longer dating and actually joining the fray again or is it just a fleeting ego boost visit?

I'm glad you haven't changed your ways

Home is where it always was.

My ego is fully inflated I have someone to blow smoke in all my holes and he does it well.

The fray looks fucked.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

Excellent eves so far

You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?

Could do with a scratch or 2

Pork scratching

Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig

You wanna get it looked at...

Of course I do, I love it being looked at "

I don't feel like we are connecting.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm here, even if only for the cowabunga!!!!

I likes a fox.

Who doesn't like a fox

Chickens and farmers.

At a guess.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

What he said"

Alright?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just home from work my lil cherub xx"

How was the shack d'chick?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm here and I'm making cheese on toast.

Animal. Cheese on toast is bad news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here and I'm making cheese on toast.

Animal. Cheese on toast is bad news "

With a light spread of mustard between the cheese and toast. Comfort food at it's best

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've been here for 8 years. Too lazy to move or post much and to nosey to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great Title, Honey.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity

Good eve's

Excellent eves so far

You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?

Could do with a scratch or 2

Pork scratching

Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig

You wanna get it looked at...

Of course I do, I love it being looked at

I don't feel like we are connecting. "

Said the last jigsaw piece in the box

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Late,as usual,but hello anyhoo

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