FabSwingers.com forum: Need to get away

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Feign a sudden an inexplicable illness. Maybe there was some Novichok gel smeared on the taps in the toilets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feign a sudden an inexplicable illness. Maybe there was some Novichok gel smeared on the taps in the toilets?

I'm not sure raising the alarm about a nerve toxin is a good idea.

I'll put it on the maybe list

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Dicky tummy

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Go back and apologise for having a drippy bottom. If she doesn’t make excuses and leave on her own accord after that, you’re a gonna.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Spend a little too long in the loo, give your face a good rub then emerge clutching your tummy, red faced. Tell her you are really sorry but you have come over feeling really quite poorly and are going to have to cut short the meet.

Run!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Your cock fallen of or go for the you can't get a hard on so you will have to leave

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Post your number on here and ask someone to call with an "emergency"......well, it was just an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be honest and just say you're not feeling the vibe, and you're leaving.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

So this is where you are!! You promised me cake. No running off. I’ll stay here until you think better of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm not meeting anyone anymore, but I had a social already planned so I've come on it. But to be honest, I need to get away, she's an absolute bunny boiler. I haven't seen this much crazy since I saw Fatel Attraction.

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out "

Give one of us your phone number and we’ll call you with a life and death emergency, job done

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Shared with social media like a true gent.

inspirational.

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

This is definitely a pineapple situation. Tell her you have some accrued alone time that you have to take otherwise you'll lose it. No lie

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

She may be thinking the same and hopefully scarped whilst you're in the loo.

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

Fairly despicable behaviour in my humble opinion. Tell her the truth - be polite and honest and apologise for wasting her time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out "

Hang fire, you're just down the road, splash of Brut and I'll be there to take her off your hands, I know a bit about rabbits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want me to ring you on the pretext of a family emergency?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Genuine thread? Go and tell her you don't feel you're compatible then hope she doesn't read the forum.

Joke thread? Climb out of the toilet window avoiding the novichuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out

Hang fire, you're just down the road, splash of Brut and I'll be there to take her off your hands, I know a bit about rabbits.

Ahhh - are you a vet?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Why still have the social meet when it’s obvious you have lost the vibe for it ?

It’s bloody unfair really , and poor form on your part .

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.

POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??

YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I didn’t think he was serious!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s a piece of cake.....

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I didn’t think he was serious!! "

Fuming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.

POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??

YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!"

Ffuucckkk!!! Busted!

Ah well, can't say I didn't let you down gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.

POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??

YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!"

If that’s true he wants fucking shooting, where that deer hunter when you need him

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Why still have the social meet when it’s obvious you have lost the vibe for it ?

It’s bloody unfair really , and poor form on your part ."

He's doing her a favour! #hero #martyr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you being serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out

Hang fire, you're just down the road, splash of Brut and I'll be there to take her off your hands, I know a bit about rabbits.

Ahhh - are you a vet?

Why, have you got a pussy that needs attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me your number I’ll call with an emergency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.

POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??

YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!"

Pour a drink over his head and call him a pervert before storming out.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Are you being serious?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.

POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??

YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!

Ffuucckkk!!! Busted!

Ah well, can't say I didn't let you down gently "

You're going to be crumbs at the end of this

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.

POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??

YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!"

Oh, isn’t he dreadful sharing wicked thoughts in public? You tell him from me - I hope he DOES get a drippy botty (but not till Thursday).

Shame Shame! SHAME!! Bad egg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is definitely a pineapple situation. Tell her you have some accrued alone time that you have to take otherwise you'll lose it. No lie"

What does he do with the pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out "

Easy

Wrap yourself head to toe in loo roll and

Just walk out undetected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs man. It is ME he is on a social with.

POC. Is this a ruse for me to come shag you in the disabled toilet or should I finish your pint for you before I leave??

YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!

Ffuucckkk!!! Busted!

Ah well, can't say I didn't let you down gently "

Tsk tsk go in there and drag hin out kicking and screaming !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this is a piss take...can’t believe it’s real..

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Surely this is a piss take...can’t believe it’s real.."

It can't be. I don't think anything the OP posts is real (Sorry poc) tbh!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Dribble coffee down your shirt,turn red, and go home.

But how do you know she's a bunny boiler so quickly..?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

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Easy

Wrap yourself head to toe in loo roll and

Just walk out undetected

I went to a Halloween party dressed like that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out

Easy

Wrap yourself head to toe in loo roll and

Just walk out undetected

I went to a Halloween party dressed like that.....

Thought I recognised you...

Mummy ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out "
your brother has flown back from Zimbabwe and needs picking up from Bournemouth airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely this is a piss take...can’t believe it’s real..

It can't be. I don't think anything the OP posts is real (Sorry poc) tbh!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell her a dodgy Russian bloke scraped past you and a bit of liquid spilled on your hand and you feel dodgy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Swap outfits with one of the waiting/bar staff. Go up to her table with the bill, collect the money and run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My specs are steamed up and I can't read your many messages. Help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shot urself sje will leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swap outfits with one of the waiting/bar staff. Go up to her table with the bill, collect the money and run.

Love that

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Swap outfits with one of the waiting/bar staff. Go up to her table with the bill, collect the money and run.

Genius!

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By *adcat1961Woman
over a year ago

colchester

Text a friend to call you saying there an emergency at home good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooooo POC did u make it out alive ?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soooooo POC did u make it out alive ?!?!?!

Yes, but I'm now on the lam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why still have the social meet when it’s obvious you have lost the vibe for it ?

It’s bloody unfair really , and poor form on your part ."

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Why still have the social meet when it’s obvious you have lost the vibe for it ?

It’s bloody unfair really , and poor form on your part .

I now get that it was a social with a fellow forumite and a very fit one at that . Glad you both had a great time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why still have the social meet when it’s obvious you have lost the vibe for it ?

It’s bloody unfair really , and poor form on your part .

I now get that it was a social with a fellow forumite and a very fit one at that . Glad you both had a great time

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/_uDLjxyZGI0

Stiff little fingers-gotta get away

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.

Don't know who you're talking about

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.

She text me from his phone earlier to tell me not to worry and that she's happy where she is. Made the same spelling mistakes as Cake does which is odd, but she said her phone was dead.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.

We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.

She text me from his phone earlier to tell me not to worry and that she's happy where she is. Made the same spelling mistakes as Cake does which is odd, but she said her phone was dead."

Nooooooo nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.

We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know "

Except after midnight, and don't get her wet yea?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.

She text me from his phone earlier to tell me not to worry and that she's happy where she is. Made the same spelling mistakes as Cake does which is odd, but she said her phone was dead."

O that’s good. Maybe Cake has his own predictive text and that why it was similar

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out "

Is this related to your other post?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/777274

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Has anyone heard from _oodnitegirl. I think POC has either done her in or taken her and hidden her in his wallet.

She text me from his phone earlier to tell me not to worry and that she's happy where she is. Made the same spelling mistakes as Cake does which is odd, but she said her phone was dead.

O that’s good. Maybe Cake has his own predictive text and that why it was similar"

Yes.... I'm sure it's as innocent as all that.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.

We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know

Except after midnight, and don't get her wet yea?"

I don't think there's any chance of you getting he wet now to be fair.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone give me an excuse to get away. I'm in the toilet at minute but she's in between us and the exit so a runner is a no go.

Help me out

Is this related to your other post?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/777274

Pure coincidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.

We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know

Except after midnight, and don't get her wet yea?

I don't think there's any chance of you getting he wet now to be fair.........

Green doesn't suit you

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m calling the pocket police. This is most upsetting the poor and innocent girl betrayed and taken from us so early and in such a public place.

We know who you are POC and we know where you live. Now take her out of your pocket and give her back. She needs to eat every 6 hours you know

Except after midnight, and don't get her wet yea?

I don't think there's any chance of you getting he wet now to be fair.........

Green doesn't suit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooooo POC did u make it out alive ?!?!?!

Yes, but I'm now on the lam

Did u find wot u was looking for ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soooooo POC did u make it out alive ?!?!?!

Yes, but I'm now on the lam

Did u find wot u was looking for ?

Nah it's nothing like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooooo POC did u make it out alive ?!?!?!

Yes, but I'm now on the lam

Did u find wot u was looking for ?

Nah it's nothing like that"

Shame

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