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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I came downstairs and fell over the fucking hoover. My own fault for not putting it away. I have three lovely bruises. I like getting bruises as its proof i did hurt myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came downstairs and fell over the fucking hoover. My own fault for not putting it away. I have three lovely bruises. I like getting bruises as its proof i did hurt myself "

Oh no. How's your Hoover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, I’ve got some bruises on my arm that I can’t think how I’ve done them as I don’t remember hurting myself x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Recently started on an anticoagulant. Ben "pinched, punched, first of the month". Looked like he'd whacked me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of bruises on my arm currently as I walked into the door handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it weird that I don't bruise??

Fb

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Oh ouch ! No broken toes I hope. I bruise easy I get those horrid purple blood spots on my forearms at the slightest knock and awful nosebleeds a few times a month . Really annoying. Cold compress your bruised bits and have a drink.

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Iv just got rid of a black eye from falling over the dog. Damaged the nerves in my knees at the same time. Felt I right idiot. Neighbours never see anything if car damaged etc but I bet they all saw me flat on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep getting bitten by horsefly’s. I’m seriously starting to think you could enter me in a race at Newmarket and i’d win.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Is it actually a hoover or is it a vacuum cleaner? My mum still hoovers even though she’s got a dyson!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I keep getting bitten by horsefly’s. I’m seriously starting to think you could enter me in a race at Newmarket and i’d win.

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I was viciously attacked by a mosquito the other week. The resulting (thankfully non lethal yet highly grievous) wound it inflicted upon my delicate palm itched for days. I was even considering calling in a priest to administer the last rites and everything

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Is it actually a hoover or is it a vacuum cleaner? My mum still hoovers even though she’s got a dyson! "
its a henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came downstairs and fell over the fucking hoover. My own fault for not putting it away. I have three lovely bruises. I like getting bruises as its proof i did hurt myself "

Hope you jumped up and dusted yourself off after

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over a year ago


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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Clumsy mare

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Is it actually a hoover or is it a vacuum cleaner? My mum still hoovers even though she’s got a dyson! its a henry"

But they're big bright red things, how could you not see it?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I keep getting bitten by horsefly’s. I’m seriously starting to think you could enter me in a race at Newmarket and i’d win.

I was viciously attacked by a mosquito the other week. The resulting (thankfully non lethal yet highly grievous) wound it inflicted upon my delicate palm itched for days. I was even considering calling in a priest to administer the last rites and everything "

Paint with nailvarnish (any colour) it really does stop the itch.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ah. It happens. I’m a clumsy cow so I sympathise. I actually strimmed my own leg with the strimmer last month. Dick!

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