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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananaman is an expert in rubbing sun cream on ladies’s back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bananaman is an expert in rubbing sun cream on ladies’s back

Cud do with you here now so. Just can't reach and no-one around to give a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"
a selfie stick

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you attach or tie a dry dishcloth to the hand part of a backscratcher and slaver it in sun cream, job done . You can thank me later

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

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"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"

Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)

Oh deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"

Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other

Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other

Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it

Oh bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other

Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it

Oh bugger

Tomorrow maybe

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I have oddly bendy arms, can do all my back easily.

But if a handsome gentleman by the pool was too offer, it'd be rude not to accept

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)

It didn't work

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)

It didn't work

More cream on the way m’lady

Hmmmm....Your back appears to be protected now but I really don’t want you to suffer sunburn on your front. It might be a good idea for me to rub some cream on you there to......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)

It didn't work

More cream on the way m’lady

Hmmmm....Your back appears to be protected now but I really don’t want you to suffer sunburn on your front. It might be a good idea for me to rub some cream on you there to......

I'll just remove my clothes. Make it easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're actually sunbathing don't turn over, problem solved.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)

It didn't work

More cream on the way m’lady

Hmmmm....Your back appears to be protected now but I really don’t want you to suffer sunburn on your front. It might be a good idea for me to rub some cream on you there to......

I'll just remove my clothes. Make it easier

Get a room lol.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're actually sunbathing don't turn over, problem solved.

Never thought if that. Genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Of course m’lady; as a true gentleman I am more than happy to oblige. And in return could you give me a wank? (I can reach it myself but would much prefer for you to do it anyway)

It didn't work

More cream on the way m’lady

Hmmmm....Your back appears to be protected now but I really don’t want you to suffer sunburn on your front. It might be a good idea for me to rub some cream on you there to......

I'll just remove my clothes. Make it easier

Get a room lol.....

It's to warm. Id prefer the outdoors

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Do you have a supply or shall I bring my own ?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're actually sunbathing don't turn over, problem solved.

Never thought if that. Genius

Ah well, sometimes it's always the obvious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc

That's not actually a bad idea

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Use a spray.... oh but that’s no fun is it?

B x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc

That's not actually a bad idea

Its a great idea. I use a long handled bath scrunchie.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc

That's not actually a bad idea

It works! You can Also buy packs of the roller bit to have them for different stuff, one for moisturiser, one for sun cream, one for fake tan etc, Just keep them in little labelled ziplock bags... I was single a very long time, can you tell?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc

That's not actually a bad idea

Going to try this out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet there's a thingy on a stick that does the job. You just need to look in the Sunday papers for one of those magazines full of inventions for old people?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"

I would happily rub extra all over my front and let you rub your back up and down me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

I would happily rub extra all over my front and let you rub your back up and down me

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just run out - you got any spare OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other

Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it

Oh bugger

Tomorrow maybe

I'm waiting

.....I'm now the colour of a blood orange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just run out - you got any spare OP?

Yah where do want it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?

Well I'm on a beach in Spain so come here and we can help each other

Now there's an offer. Sadly I'm washing my hair and can't make it

Oh bugger

Tomorrow maybe

I'm waiting

.....I'm now the colour of a blood orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just run out - you got any spare OP?

Yah where do want it ?"

I’m focusing on my thighs today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just run out - you got any spare OP?

Yah where do want it ?

I’m focusing on my thighs today

Okay I've got some to spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just run out - you got any spare OP?

Yah where do want it ?

I’m focusing on my thighs today

Okay I've got some to spare

Perfect, I don’t have my trunks on yet so best time to get it on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmnn sounds good and that cracking arse would also need liberally coating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just run out - you got any spare OP?

Yah where do want it ?

I’m focusing on my thighs today

Okay I've got some to spare

Perfect, I don’t have my trunks on yet so best time to get it on...

Do you want me to rub it on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would, but I have wandering hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't there an app for that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't there an app for that?"

Oh really do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't there an app for that?

Oh really do tell

I'm developing it but need a hand testing it. Are you willing to be a guinea pig? You get the premium version free of charge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't there an app for that?

Oh really do tell

I'm developing it but need a hand testing it. Are you willing to be a guinea pig? You get the premium version free of charge."

Sure why not

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

So many helpful people, does the soul good to see so many kind hearted folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many helpful people, does the soul good to see so many kind hearted folks. "

Kind hearted?

I'm giving away an app worth £2.99 plus no ads! I'd call that very very generous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So many helpful people, does the soul good to see so many kind hearted folks.

Kind hearted?

I'm giving away an app worth £2.99 plus no ads! I'd call that very very generous

Is that all your giving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc

That's not actually a bad idea

Going to try this out

It actually worked

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Get a radiator roller from B&Q... Brilliant for applying suncream, aftersun, moisturiser etc

That's not actually a bad idea

Going to try this out

It actually worked

Haha,happy days. That's brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Handy tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many helpful people, does the soul good to see so many kind hearted folks.

Kind hearted?

I'm giving away an app worth £2.99 plus no ads! I'd call that very very generous

Is that all your giving

Seeing as you fluttered your eyes so nicely I'll throw in a Scrabble app too...

Happy now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?"
have you tried putting the cream on a tree and rubbing yourself on a tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to rub sun cream into my back? I've tired and tried and just can't reach. Anyone any ideas?have you tried putting the cream on a tree and rubbing yourself on a tree

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I think I might have read this thread two hours too late

What did they use to cure napalm burns as I might need some now

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