FabSwingers.com forum: Top 5 anonymous matchmaking thread!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are plenty of hotlist/fancy you threads that lead nowhere.

This one is for people who want to get a meet out of it, to keep it simple...

Choose your 5 or less picks of members you would like to MEET, and pm them to me, if you both name each other I'll send a message to each of you if no, then they will never know.

To make it fair I'll exclude myself from the thread

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

But then you'll know everyone's secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then you'll know everyone's secrets

I know them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then you'll know everyone's secrets

He knows all mine anyway.

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By *rpharmacist50Man
over a year ago

magherafelt

Blind date fab style

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London, Edinburgh

I’m in

Are you as successful as Cilla was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are plenty of hotlist/fancy you threads that lead nowhere.

This one is for people who want to get a meet out of it, to keep it simple...

Choose your 5 or less picks of members you would like to MEET, and pm them to me, if you both name each other I'll send a message to each of you if no, then they will never know.

To make it fair I'll exclude myself from the thread

Well if your not in there's no point

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

OK I'll need to think about mine, most of them don't use the forums

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Why dont people just name them. I dont get what the big deal is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going great

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"There are plenty of hotlist/fancy you threads that lead nowhere.

This one is for people who want to get a meet out of it, to keep it simple...

Choose your 5 or less picks of members you would like to MEET, and pm them to me, if you both name each other I'll send a message to each of you if no, then they will never know.

To make it fair I'll exclude myself from the thread

This is a mightily kind gesture good sir; Um......could you fix me up with Kelly Brook?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are plenty of hotlist/fancy you threads that lead nowhere.

This one is for people who want to get a meet out of it, to keep it simple...

Choose your 5 or less picks of members you would like to MEET, and pm them to me, if you both name each other I'll send a message to each of you if no, then they will never know.

To make it fair I'll exclude myself from the thread

Well if your not in there's no point

There will always be a spot in my heart for you big boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why dont people just name them. I dont get what the big deal is

Are you new here? People are shy

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over a year ago

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Why dont people just name them. I dont get what the big deal is

Are you new here? People are shy

Yes of course they are, silly me

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London, Edinburgh

"Why dont people just name them. I dont get what the big deal is

Are you new here? People are shy

Yes of course they are, silly me

Looks like people are shy to even join this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would join, but last time I got a meet with ME and I sat and watched the door all night and never saw me arrive....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Why dont people just name them. I dont get what the big deal is

Are you new here? People are shy

Yes of course they are, silly me

Looks like people are shy to even join this thread

Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

Say my name, say my name

You actin' kinda shady

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: This really works! I just received a message from Kelly Brook! She told me to piss off. Awesome!

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London, Edinburgh

"Why dont people just name them. I dont get what the big deal is

Are you new here? People are shy

Yes of course they are, silly me

Looks like people are shy to even join this thread

Say my name, say my name

If no one is around you

Say my name, say my name

You actin' kinda shady

Lead me out of the shade and into the light, won’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm on anyone's top 5 just tell me!

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By *issminxandmrcCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm In also x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err, how's this going to work.

My top 5 guys don't use the Forums, so how the hell are they going to know I've messaged you their names? Telepathy.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Err, how's this going to work.

My top 5 guys don't use the Forums, so how the hell are they going to know I've messaged you their names? Telepathy.? "

I can only make so much happen unfortunately, so if they don't use the forums I can't force them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We've had 3 entries so far.

The entries will close at midnight Saturday 14th, July.

The matches will be revealed the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Err, how's this going to work.

My top 5 guys don't use the Forums, so how the hell are they going to know I've messaged you their names? Telepathy.?

I can only make so much happen unfortunately, so if they don't use the forums I can't force them

Okay, I'll pick my Top 5 Forumites. And I hope you wave your magic wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Both added to spreadsheet, so far we have 5 entries.

Entries will be closed at Midnight Saturday 14th, and matches will be pm'ed on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just peek in your inbox instead *nosy

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

FWIW I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then you'll know everyone's secrets

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I thought that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants to name me...feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone wants to name me...feel free

Nope.. I don't want to just name you, I want to fuck you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone wants to name me...feel free

Nope.. I don't want to just name you, I want to fuck you...

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wow ...Thank you that's put a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me a bit of UCCA & PCAS, to get in the best one do you have to name the same one 5 times?

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, let's see if miracles happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All updated, please include correct full usernames when choosing your top 5 picks

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Id be in but I don't really use the forums enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got laid of the i fancy u thread and i got a couple meets out of the hot list thread so does that make me overqualified

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I got laid of the i fancy u thread and i got a couple meets out of the hot list thread so does that make me overqualified

Hmm what do you think! I should be so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got laid of the i fancy u thread and i got a couple meets out of the hot list thread so does that make me overqualified

Hmm what do you think! I should be so lucky

You dont ask dont get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say that picking 5 ladies off the forums is nigh on impossible. I pretty much chose mine at random - I chose all the single women I'd like to meet, I'd have needed at least 20 picks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be in but I don't really use the forums enough "

Good excuse to stay for a bit then.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My MM threads do well for getting people together.

If I want to meet someone I tell them, no need for secrecy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My MM threads do well for getting people together.

If I want to meet someone I tell them, no need for secrecy for me

When are you bringing it back? Miss those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My MM threads do well for getting people together.

If I want to meet someone I tell them, no need for secrecy for me

Oops my mistake. Just green arrowed you and saw you already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm almost intrigued enough to sit quietly in the man cave and watch with interest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm almost intrigued enough to sit quietly in the man cave and watch with interest...."

I'll sit with you. Can't be arsed to join in, but happy to play the voyeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm almost intrigued enough to sit quietly in the man cave and watch with interest....

I'll sit with you. Can't be arsed to join in, but happy to play the voyeur

Not much to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This reminds me a bit of UCCA & PCAS, to get in the best one do you have to name the same one 5 times?

Obviously no old university applicants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Added another

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just say that picking 5 ladies off the forums is nigh on impossible. I pretty much chose mine at random - I chose all the single women I'd like to meet, I'd have needed at least 20 picks. "

Those 5 ladies will feel extra special now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just say that picking 5 ladies off the forums is nigh on impossible. I pretty much chose mine at random - I chose all the single women I'd like to meet, I'd have needed at least 20 picks.

Those 5 ladies will feel extra special now

In the unlikely event one of them wants to meet me, I'll accept a slap in the face with due contrition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are plenty of hotlist/fancy you threads that lead nowhere.

This one is for people who want to get a meet out of it, to keep it simple...

Choose your 5 or less picks of members you would like to MEET, and pm them to me, if you both name each other I'll send a message to each of you if no, then they will never know.

To make it fair I'll exclude myself from the thread

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the five I'd like to meet one especially are unattainable so really not much point going there but many of the usuals like the usuals especially in forums

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I shall slip unobtrusively into this too ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another sausage party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just say that picking 5 ladies off the forums is nigh on impossible. I pretty much chose mine at random - I chose all the single women I'd like to meet, I'd have needed at least 20 picks.

Those 5 ladies will feel extra special now

In the unlikely event one of them wants to meet me, I'll accept a slap in the face with due contrition."

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just say that picking 5 ladies off the forums is nigh on impossible. I pretty much chose mine at random - I chose all the single women I'd like to meet, I'd have needed at least 20 picks.

Those 5 ladies will feel extra special now

In the unlikely event one of them wants to meet me, I'll accept a slap in the face with due contrition.

Kinky

1) Of course, it's in the name

2) I doubt any of the five will pick me, so I'm confident I'll go unslapped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this another sausage party

There are users sending me their top 5 picks without saying in, in the thread, so not just a sausage party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this another sausage party

There are users sending me their top 5 picks without saying in, in the thread, so not just a sausage party

I guess your inbox is brimming with messages then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2 days left if anyone still wants to enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, didn’t see this OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant reviel my top 5 its for there eyes only

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I am in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London, Edinburgh

This eager beaver is definitely still in

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm in but can't decide who my top 5 are, so can you let me know if anyone has picked me please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in but can't decide who my top 5 are, so can you let me know if anyone has picked me please xx"

I can tell you if you've been picked but not by who.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'm in but can't decide who my top 5 are, so can you let me know if anyone has picked me please xx

I can tell you if you've been picked but not by who."

That's not fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but can't decide who my top 5 are, so can you let me know if anyone has picked me please xx"

You can be in my top 5 if you want, who needs rules anyway

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I'm in. Names sent. Might send another 5

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'm in but can't decide who my top 5 are, so can you let me know if anyone has picked me please xx

You can be in my top 5 if you want, who needs rules anyway

Awwww shucks, that's really kind of you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1 day left before the entries are closed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so glad this is about to end. Single guys send some creepy messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so glad this is about to end. Single guys send some creepy messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be hard pushed to find 5 matches in the all forums - nevermind a single thread.

Would 5 meets with one person, work as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so glad this is about to end. Single guys send some creepy messages

I already apologised for that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone get lucky on this one?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Anyone get lucky on this one?

Nope, but then I knew I wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but i already had naughty plans in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp... "

You seriously didn’t choose me? Motherfucker!

I didn’t choose you but was told I had some matches who I hadn’t chosen, was trying to get you to confess!! Well, that backfired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp...

You seriously didn’t choose me? Motherfucker!

I didn’t choose you but was told I had some matches who I hadn’t chosen, was trying to get you to confess!! Well, that backfired.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp...

You seriously didn’t choose me? Motherfucker!

x2. And you Es! Fuck sake. Here was me thinking friendship meant something nowadays. I shall not be dry humping either of your Whatsapps any more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp... "

I don’t even have your WhatsApp to dryhump it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp...

You seriously didn’t choose me? Motherfucker!

I didn’t choose you but was told I had some matches who I hadn’t chosen, was trying to get you to confess!! Well, that backfired.

If he's telling people if they had matches they didn't pick, then I guess no one picked me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp...

You seriously didn’t choose me? Motherfucker!

I didn’t choose you but was told I had some matches who I hadn’t chosen, was trying to get you to confess!! Well, that backfired.

If he's telling people if they had matches they didn't pick, then I guess no one picked me.

I think he was letting me down gently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp...

I don’t even have your WhatsApp to dryhump it

It’s not even worth it. Seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not directly.

These games work much better when there are a large number of people playing.

Why didn’t you choose me?! Waaaahhhhh!!!

Because I chose people that don’t already dry hump my WhatsApp...

You seriously didn’t choose me? Motherfucker!

x2. And you Es! Fuck sake. Here was me thinking friendship meant something nowadays. I shall not be dry humping either of your Whatsapps any more."

I didn’t even see you were in!

Also, remember that time I thought you said you fancied me and then sent you a whole long audio about it and then you said the comment wasn’t about me?

Yeah. Well.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Also, remember that time I thought you said you fancied me and then sent you a whole long audio about it and then you said the comment wasn’t about me?

Yeah. Well.

Ahhhh that time. Good times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would. But males are blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was mentioned but not by the people I mentioned. Shit.

Cool game and now The Op knows who we all want to fuck... that was probably his cunning plan all along!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was mentioned but not by the people I mentioned. Shit.

Cool game and now The Op knows who we all want to fuck... that was probably his cunning plan all along!"

That's why i didn't join in. Don't want to the OP knowing my secret crushes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was mentioned but not by the people I mentioned. Shit.

Cool game and now The Op knows who we all want to fuck... that was probably his cunning plan all along!"

Yes, you've seen right through me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was mentioned but not by the people I mentioned. Shit.

Cool game and now The Op knows who we all want to fuck... that was probably his cunning plan all along!

That's why i didn't join in. Don't want to the OP knowing my secret crushes

Tom, Dick and Harry.

Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was mentioned but not by the people I mentioned. Shit.

Cool game and now The Op knows who we all want to fuck... that was probably his cunning plan all along!

Yes, you've seen right through me

I lied anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was mentioned but not by the people I mentioned. Shit.

Cool game and now The Op knows who we all want to fuck... that was probably his cunning plan all along!

Yes, you've seen right through me

I lied anyway

Clever! Throw him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was mentioned but not by the people I mentioned. Shit.

Cool game and now The Op knows who we all want to fuck... that was probably his cunning plan all along!

That's why i didn't join in. Don't want to the OP knowing my secret crushes

Tom, Dick and Harry.

Easy

Tom is hot. Dick and Harry are just passable

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I was mentioned but not by the people I mentioned. Shit.

Cool game and now The Op knows who we all want to fuck... that was probably his cunning plan all along!

Yes, you've seen right through me

I lied anyway

I already know

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