FabSwingers.com forum: Sayings..........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well you either have them or not the ones on a fridge magnet!

What is the best one you've seen - I've read some really funny ones, but going to start with a "nice" one

"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed"

............ whoops can we be done for plagiarism - apologies in advance......!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a gang bang, I love the saying ...

next please...

xxxxx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

a friend of mine has a fab one from the states . It says ..

all grown up but still fascinated by nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee

chocolate

men

....... some things are just better rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hung like a horse......

and thats where the similarities end ..

or am sucking princess anne's cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like .... I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not terrified and screaming like his passengers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like .... I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not terrified and screaming like his passengers!

fantastic

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

i started out with nothing, and i still have most of it !!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition

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By *erandhim67Couple
over a year ago

West Lothian

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition"

PMSL!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition

PMSL!!!"

Cracks me up everytime I read it

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By *erandhim67Couple
over a year ago

West Lothian

I like " All I want is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy"! lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I like " All I want is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy"! lol

Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oscar Wilde is a favourite of mine.... have all his works

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

If god had wanted me to touch my toes, he'd hve put them on my knees

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By *erandhim67Couple
over a year ago

West Lothian

On my fridge just now:-

"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups - Alcohol - caffeine - sugar & fat"

"If we can send one man to the moon, why cant we send them all"?

"My diet always starts on the same day - tomorrow"!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Well I have going up to 90 on my fridge and freezer

Have you got all day?

Drinking doesn't cause hangovers, waking up does

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Last night I was dreaming I was awake but when I woke up I found myself asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no longer skinny dip...now I chunky dunk.

Some kind person bought that on a board for me.....bastard!

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

W.C Fields: "A woman drove me to drink, I didn't even have the decency to thank her"

One that I try to live my life by, from Mark Twain: "everything in moderation, including moderation."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Homer Simpson:

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Red sky at night.......

your barns on fire!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I tried to remember recently.. and forgot yet again lol..

Was.... 'Will you still love me in the morning'

Just before.. you know, you enter lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best things in life are free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the gravestone of a hypochondriac

"told you i was ill"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can't scare me - I have children!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids in the backseats can cause accidents but accidents in the backseats can cause kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was at a team building thing and as usual you have to give a wee speil about yourself. a guy stood up and all he said was "im not fat, im just pie curious"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got a bumper sticker when in the states "Live long enough to be get your own back on the kids" lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"was at a team building thing and as usual you have to give a wee speil about yourself. a guy stood up and all he said was "im not fat, im just pie curious""

I love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can resist anything except temptation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friends husband was carrying on (we all didnt know obviously at the time) and at his 30th birthday his g/f bought him a mug as part of his present.

it read

"Life's a bitch and then you marry one"

its didnt go down too well when he was caught out

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