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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How will you know they are straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath."

I wish I could type the look on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath."

You would’ve gotten more replies If you replace straight with gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath."

?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath.

????? "

If you can’t see that he’s joking, you aren’t 50 years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath."

Is there not a filter to block straight guys from messaging you?

I get messages from "straight" guys all the time, then see their status update asking to suck a guys cock!!!

95% of people on here lie about most things. Sexuality probably being the top lie, quickly followed by relationship status!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's just not natural!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gay males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of gay males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a gay male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath."

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath."

Funnily enough most straight single females suffer with the same affliction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath.

Funnily enough most straight single females suffer with the same affliction "

How do you know?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath.

Funnily enough most straight single females suffer with the same affliction

How do you know? "

Your mum told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males make me nervous. It's 5am right now and can't sleep because i know I'll have to face hundreds of straight males today and its giving me panic attacks. I received a message today from a straight male and he said 'hi' and i panicked and deleted his message and almost deleted my whole profile and now i can't breath.

Funnily enough most straight single females suffer with the same affliction

How do you know?

Your mum told me "

She died ages ago so your story is fake news

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Just be safe in the knowledge he's not really straight and have a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be safe in the knowledge he's not really straight and have a good day."

What?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just be safe in the knowledge he's not really straight and have a good day.

What? "

Fucking ell you don't seriously want me to explain what I said did you,it's to early for that narnaman. Besides were you never told it's rude to say what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be safe in the knowledge he's not really straight and have a good day.

What?

Fucking ell you don't seriously want me to explain what I said did you,it's to early for that narnaman. Besides were you never told it's rude to say what?"

I apologise, beg your pardon? What are you on about?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just be safe in the knowledge he's not really straight and have a good day.

What?

Fucking ell you don't seriously want me to explain what I said did you,it's to early for that narnaman. Besides were you never told it's rude to say what?

I apologise, beg your pardon? What are you on about? "

The op said straight males make him nervous,the op is gay so a 'straight' male wouldn't message and say hi would they. The message was from a 'fab' straight man,I didn't need to explain did I.

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