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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd suck on your used tampon

That's mine that someone said to me.

What is yours? (either said in person or online)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been chat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Can I film you fucking my dog? I’ve filmed other girls doing it’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my sister’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my dad’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was Married... a looong time ago.. I tried this...

My wife does not understand me...

In a bar in the US...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd suck on your used tampon

That's mine that someone said to me.

What is yours? (either said in person or online)"

I just thu up in my mouth what a freak some fucked up people about either that or vampires are real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Get yer coat, you've pulled'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Can I film you fucking my dog? I’ve filmed other girls doing it’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my sister’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my dad’

"

More evidence lads here are broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Can I film you fucking my dog? I’ve filmed other girls doing it’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my sister’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my dad’

More evidence lads here are broken"

The last one was from a girl; her dad wasn’t even hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd suck on your used tampon

That's mine that someone said to me.

What is yours? (either said in person or online)"
ripped tights...... Is that stairway to heaven?

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I've never been chat up "

Are the women all blind down or way ??? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Can I film you fucking my dog? I’ve filmed other girls doing it’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my sister’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my dad’

More evidence lads here are broken

The last one was from a girl; her dad wasn’t even hot "

Wow thist place really is the wild west

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Did you used to be a bloke? I like that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Can I film you fucking my dog? I’ve filmed other girls doing it’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my sister’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my dad’

More evidence lads here are broken

The last one was from a girl; her dad wasn’t even hot "

You miss have me in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Can I film you fucking my dog? I’ve filmed other girls doing it’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my sister’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my dad’

More evidence lads here are broken

The last one was from a girl; her dad wasn’t even hot

You miss have me in stitches "

Mrs!!! And how come? These are all legit messages I’ve been sent. Multiple times! (The last one has been sent by guys and girls but the most recent was from a girl in London)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you used to be a bloke? I like that..."

Easy come back tho

Did you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how r u?"

"Have you got kik?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cock

Want somewhere to put it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Q, Can I smell your pussy ?

A, feck off you pervert !!

Reply, I'm sorry it must be your friends

And no it didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a pen ?

Her . Yes

You. Well get back in it yer fat pig

This is why I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her -Did you want to watch me and my sister get it on?

Me -Err No!!

Her -Good as i was testing you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Hi how r u?"

"Have you got kik?""

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street


"Did you used to be a bloke? I like that...

Easy come back tho

Did you lol"

That was my response... he wasnt happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 girls.

Hi are you 2 sisters ?

Yes we are

Oh . Where's Cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you used to be a bloke? I like that...

Easy come back tho

Did you lol

That was my response... he wasnt happy "

Hahahahahaha the easy ones always work best on the weak minded

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Her: you used to be fat, you’ve changed loads. We should go out for a drink sometime.

So I took her friend out for food instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Can I film you fucking my dog? I’ve filmed other girls doing it’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my sister’

‘Can you have a threesome with me and my dad’

"

I’ve had all of them too

It was like really? Who does that?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Have you got any Welsh in you? Would you like some

Do you fancy a drink?

Yeah.

Good, fuck off and get one, while I chat ya mate up

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