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What annoys you most about the opposite sex ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Probably the bad reversing. What’s yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gap they usually have between big toes and middle toes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hate it that ladies never put the toilet seat down after they’re done....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the opposite sex,,mmmmmmm,,I need to think bout that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it that ladies never put the toilet seat down after they’re done.... "

If they're putting it up to pee they're not women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their inability to use or follow instructions, or ask for directions when they get lost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are better at lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They always want to talk to you when you’re out of the room, then you go back in and say ‘pardon’, they say ‘oh nothing’

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"I hate it that ladies never put the toilet seat down after they’re done.... "

Should that not be "up" after we are done? Or maybe the "ladies" down your way lift the seat to go....if so, my apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verbal diahorreah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that they can run faster. Just can't catch them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it."
try saying "empty the dishwasher while I suck your cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are better at lying"

I am absolutely shockingly bad at lying ... So much so I rarely, if ever, do it.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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They don’t look for things properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it. try saying "empty the dishwasher while I suck your cock"

"

I wash by hand !

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it."

Ah, but we chaps’ auditory senses function on a differing frequency to females. It’s all to do with phonetics you see; ‘Cock, suck, fuck’ - all sharing similar sounds. In conclusion, next time try saying, ‘Please can you empty the dishwasher.....and I’ll suck your cock.’ Result guaranteed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way she peels the potatoes with a knife... so much waste

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By *orseydaveMan
over a year ago

Norwich NR5

Their commentating on football... Men invented netball for them in 1902 so as they could keep fit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All women do that passive aggressive thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaugeness..

If i didn't take charge i'd not have had any meets here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their inability to use or follow instructions, or ask for directions when they get lost!"

hear hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All women do that passive aggressive thing."

All of them.

No men Ever do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women love to tut, never hear a bloke doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gap they usually have between big toes and middle toes "

Someone used to call my feet ‘Madona’ as my toes are gappy like her teeth

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By *weet-cheeks100Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I hate it that ladies never put the toilet seat down after they’re done.... "

I purposely leave it up just ‘cos I’m a people pleaser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gap they usually have between big toes and middle toes

Someone used to call my feet ‘Madona’ as my toes are gappy like her teeth "

That's bad but it did make me laugh ! Tbf I have a crush on Vanessa Paradis for that reason !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The gap they usually have between big toes and middle toes

Someone used to call my feet ‘Madona’ as my toes are gappy like her teeth

That's bad but it did make me laugh ! Tbf I have a crush on Vanessa Paradis for that reason ! "

Oh, I love her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gap they usually have between big toes and middle toes

Someone used to call my feet ‘Madona’ as my toes are gappy like her teeth

That's bad but it did make me laugh ! Tbf I have a crush on Vanessa Paradis for that reason ! "

I’m gonna send you my toes

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By *weet-cheeks100Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Women love to tut, never hear a bloke doing that. "

Tutting is awesome and so versatile!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A controversial not to mention, highly stereotypical one now: Nagging.

Yes, I am more than happy to transport the wastebag from the kitchen to the bin outside. ......Just let me do it in my own time, whether it be five hours from now or else maybe next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How they don't listen to you but tell you what you've said!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Probably the bad reversing. What’s yours ?"

Hey my reversing is top draw I’ll have you know. However I’ve seen some shocking reversing by both sexes, I just can’t watch sometimes

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"A controversial not to mention, highly stereotypical one now: Nagging.

Yes, I am more than happy to transport the wastebag from the kitchen to the bin outside. ......Just let me do it in my own time, whether it be five hours from now or else maybe next week "

Yet you want things doing then and there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being woken by her hair in my mouth .......... which is annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They think household goods are suitable gifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women love to tut, never hear a bloke doing that. "

I love tutting and eye rolling but tutting is my fav.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"They don’t look for things "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gap they usually have between big toes and middle toes

Someone used to call my feet ‘Madona’ as my toes are gappy like her teeth "
Is that that thing rabbits get Mixymetoesup

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"I hate that they can run faster. Just can't catch them! "

Ooops, I fell over! Much like any lady in an 80's slasher film, not that I'm wearing heels or a bikini.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How they do things deliberately badly/slowly because they don't want to do them.

Knowing that the woman will lose the will to live and give up asking and do it herself, better, in half the time!

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

What I hate about the opposite sex is that they are just too damned lovely.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"How they don't listen to you but tell you what you've said! "

Say something sensible then we listen

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"They think household goods are suitable gifts. "

It’s all about practicality; a pair of oven gloves will prevent a lady burning her delicate hands whilst she cooks the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women saying "I told you so" when things don't quite go as planned.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They think household goods are suitable gifts. "

I love that, - you're toasting!

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"How they do things deliberately badly/slowly because they don't want to do them.

Knowing that the woman will lose the will to live and give up asking and do it herself, better, in half the time! "

We've been rumbled, lads. Run to the hills!!

If the Hills aren't in run to the Smiths.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"How they do things deliberately badly/slowly because they don't want to do them.

Knowing that the woman will lose the will to live and give up asking and do it herself, better, in half the time! "

A tried and tested technique handed down from fathers to sons

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Verbal diahorreah "

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

harbourough

That they are real women (and I am not)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They think household goods are suitable gifts.

It’s all about practicality; a pair of oven gloves will prevent a lady burning her delicate hands whilst she cooks the tea "

how tf do you cook tea, - surely you boil & ferment?

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

Having to keep a dog...then bark yourself blue touch paper ignited

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Women saying "I told you so" when things don't quite go as planned.

Mr"

Try listening to their good advice in the first place then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They pick their nose in vehicles as if nobody can see them.

They can never tell when your anger is just about to reach highly volatile levels and is way past the mildly annoyed stage. Then they tell you to “calm down”.

They make only make one cup of tea/coffee every 4 hours and exist on fresh air the rest of the time.

They don’t see the problem in jizzing in your hair.

They think it’s funny to ruffle your hair just as you’re about to go out and you’ve spent 3 hours tonging the shit out of it.

They try to snog you just as you’re about to go out and you’ve just spent half an hour trying to get your winged eyeliner to match up and you’re paranoid they’ll cup your face and smudge it.

They use your knickers to wank with and pop them back in your underwear drawer hoping you won’t notice.

They eat all the snacks and don’t replenish them because your snacks aren’t lager so therefore your snacks are unimportant.

They think loo roll grows on trees.

They never use the air freshener after having the stinkiest poo in the world.

You sleep with them and they forget you’re in bed and kick you 5000 times through the night.

I could go on....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m not a big fan of the way ladies shop in supermarkets:

A man: Up aisle one, down aisle two/up aisle three, down aisle four etc. Quick and efficient.

A lady: Starts on aisle six, goes back for some toothpaste on aisle two then proceeds to aisle nine before remembering something in aisle two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They pick their nose in vehicles as if nobody can see them.

They can never tell when your anger is just about to reach highly volatile levels and is way past the mildly annoyed stage. Then they tell you to “calm down”.

They make only make one cup of tea/coffee every 4 hours and exist on fresh air the rest of the time.

They don’t see the problem in jizzing in your hair.

They think it’s funny to ruffle your hair just as you’re about to go out and you’ve spent 3 hours tonging the shit out of it.

They try to snog you just as you’re about to go out and you’ve just spent half an hour trying to get your winged eyeliner to match up and you’re paranoid they’ll cup your face and smudge it.

They use your knickers to wank with and pop them back in your underwear drawer hoping you won’t notice.

They eat all the snacks and don’t replenish them because your snacks aren’t lager so therefore your snacks are unimportant.

They think loo roll grows on trees.

They never use the air freshener after having the stinkiest poo in the world.

You sleep with them and they forget you’re in bed and kick you 5000 times through the night.

I could go on...."

Yeah, but is there anything that annoys you ?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"They pick their nose in vehicles as if nobody can see them.

They can never tell when your anger is just about to reach highly volatile levels and is way past the mildly annoyed stage. Then they tell you to “calm down”.

They make only make one cup of tea/coffee every 4 hours and exist on fresh air the rest of the time.

They don’t see the problem in jizzing in your hair.

They think it’s funny to ruffle your hair just as you’re about to go out and you’ve spent 3 hours tonging the shit out of it.

They try to snog you just as you’re about to go out and you’ve just spent half an hour trying to get your winged eyeliner to match up and you’re paranoid they’ll cup your face and smudge it.

They use your knickers to wank with and pop them back in your underwear drawer hoping you won’t notice.

They eat all the snacks and don’t replenish them because your snacks aren’t lager so therefore your snacks are unimportant.

They think loo roll grows on trees.

They never use the air freshener after having the stinkiest poo in the world.

You sleep with them and they forget you’re in bed and kick you 5000 times through the night.

I could go on...."

Ok ok back the truck up.............use your knickers to wank seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being really good cooks but having to use everything in the kitchen to achieve said 'masterpiece'.

Then leaving all the pots to 'soak' knowing full well that they don't have to wash up because they are too busy basking in the glory of their achievement of one meal.

Even though it only happens rarely!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

That they fuck up our "size awareness" skills(that's why we can't park) Years of getting told "yep,that IS 8 inches" will do this to you.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it."

That really made me laugh

How they can't map read!!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Mensturation, it's fucking inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being really good cooks but having to use everything in the kitchen to achieve said 'masterpiece'.

Then leaving all the pots to 'soak' knowing full well that they don't have to wash up because they are too busy basking in the glory of their achievement of one meal.

Even though it only happens rarely!"

Does my husband live with you too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many are too fucking irrisistable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask her where something is and they say on the windowsill, what windowsill theirs 12 of them in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They pick their nose in vehicles as if nobody can see them.

They can never tell when your anger is just about to reach highly volatile levels and is way past the mildly annoyed stage. Then they tell you to “calm down”.

They make only make one cup of tea/coffee every 4 hours and exist on fresh air the rest of the time.

They don’t see the problem in jizzing in your hair.

They think it’s funny to ruffle your hair just as you’re about to go out and you’ve spent 3 hours tonging the shit out of it.

They try to snog you just as you’re about to go out and you’ve just spent half an hour trying to get your winged eyeliner to match up and you’re paranoid they’ll cup your face and smudge it.

They use your knickers to wank with and pop them back in your underwear drawer hoping you won’t notice.

They eat all the snacks and don’t replenish them because your snacks aren’t lager so therefore your snacks are unimportant.

They think loo roll grows on trees.

They never use the air freshener after having the stinkiest poo in the world.

You sleep with them and they forget you’re in bed and kick you 5000 times through the night.

I could go on....

Ok ok back the truck up.............use your knickers to wank seriously? "

Yeah, because they’re saving the loo roll for later on when they have their 3rd poo of the day!

I don’t mind. Just don’t put them back in the drawer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it."

Try "i want to suck cock... After you've emptied the dish washer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are better at lying"

But do it a lot less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being really good cooks but having to use everything in the kitchen to achieve said 'masterpiece'.

Then leaving all the pots to 'soak' knowing full well that they don't have to wash up because they are too busy basking in the glory of their achievement of one meal.

Even though it only happens rarely!

Does my husband live with you too? "

No because I didn't get blindfolded and fucked deeply today. Mores the pity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They pick their nose in vehicles as if nobody can see them.

They can never tell when your anger is just about to reach highly volatile levels and is way past the mildly annoyed stage. Then they tell you to “calm down”.

They make only make one cup of tea/coffee every 4 hours and exist on fresh air the rest of the time.

They don’t see the problem in jizzing in your hair.

They think it’s funny to ruffle your hair just as you’re about to go out and you’ve spent 3 hours tonging the shit out of it.

They try to snog you just as you’re about to go out and you’ve just spent half an hour trying to get your winged eyeliner to match up and you’re paranoid they’ll cup your face and smudge it.

They use your knickers to wank with and pop them back in your underwear drawer hoping you won’t notice.

They eat all the snacks and don’t replenish them because your snacks aren’t lager so therefore your snacks are unimportant.

They think loo roll grows on trees.

They never use the air freshener after having the stinkiest poo in the world.

You sleep with them and they forget you’re in bed and kick you 5000 times through the night.

I could go on...."

After the shit you've experienced you're easy prey;

Fancy a quicky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it. try saying "empty the dishwasher while I suck your cock"

"

I shall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They pick their nose in vehicles as if nobody can see them.

They can never tell when your anger is just about to reach highly volatile levels and is way past the mildly annoyed stage. Then they tell you to “calm down”.

They make only make one cup of tea/coffee every 4 hours and exist on fresh air the rest of the time.

They don’t see the problem in jizzing in your hair.

They think it’s funny to ruffle your hair just as you’re about to go out and you’ve spent 3 hours tonging the shit out of it.

They try to snog you just as you’re about to go out and you’ve just spent half an hour trying to get your winged eyeliner to match up and you’re paranoid they’ll cup your face and smudge it.

They use your knickers to wank with and pop them back in your underwear drawer hoping you won’t notice.

They eat all the snacks and don’t replenish them because your snacks aren’t lager so therefore your snacks are unimportant.

They think loo roll grows on trees.

They never use the air freshener after having the stinkiest poo in the world.

You sleep with them and they forget you’re in bed and kick you 5000 times through the night.

I could go on...."

Look roll does grow on trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That they fuck up our "size awareness" skills(that's why we can't park) Years of getting told "yep,that IS 8 inches" will do this to you. "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"They pick their nose in vehicles as if nobody can see them.

They can never tell when your anger is just about to reach highly volatile levels and is way past the mildly annoyed stage. Then they tell you to “calm down”.

They make only make one cup of tea/coffee every 4 hours and exist on fresh air the rest of the time.

They don’t see the problem in jizzing in your hair.

They think it’s funny to ruffle your hair just as you’re about to go out and you’ve spent 3 hours tonging the shit out of it.

They try to snog you just as you’re about to go out and you’ve just spent half an hour trying to get your winged eyeliner to match up and you’re paranoid they’ll cup your face and smudge it.

They use your knickers to wank with and pop them back in your underwear drawer hoping you won’t notice.

They eat all the snacks and don’t replenish them because your snacks aren’t lager so therefore your snacks are unimportant.

They think loo roll grows on trees.

They never use the air freshener after having the stinkiest poo in the world.

You sleep with them and they forget you’re in bed and kick you 5000 times through the night.

I could go on....

Ok ok back the truck up.............use your knickers to wank seriously?

Yeah, because they’re saving the loo roll for later on when they have their 3rd poo of the day!

I don’t mind. Just don’t put them back in the drawer!!!"

They’d only do it once, I’d go nuts I don’t want baby juice in my knickers, not as the result of wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They think household goods are suitable gifts. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotionally unstable.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Sniffing knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask "Does my bum look big in this"?

And they reply..

No darling, but your bum would look perfect if you didn't keep shovelling chocolate into your mouth faster than a starving Ethiopian who's not seen food for several days!! 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emotionally unstable."

But emotionally intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their lack of intetest in me as a boyfriend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't one in my bed right now.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

They find random shit on the telly, insist on watching it then fall asleep clutching the remote within 5 minutes of watching I.

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Probably the bad reversing. What’s yours ?"

I used to wish u life's nearer!!! Now ur lucky u live so far away

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Probably the bad reversing. What’s yours ?"

I used to wish u life's nearer!!! Now ur lucky u live so far away

Lived even!

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it."

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I hate it that ladies never put the toilet seat down after they’re done....

If they're putting it up to pee they're not women "

Haha was just wondering what kind of ladies does he meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their ability to remember stuff from the 90s and bring it up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can take a whizz almost anywhere without too much trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il tell you what annoys me about my sex

The wierd freaky messages they think are ok to sent people some sick sick puppys out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mood Swings... enough said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Il tell you what annoys me about my sex

The wierd freaky messages they think are ok to sent people some sick sick puppys out there"

Didn’t ask about your sex, we are talking about the opposite sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mood Swings... enough said "

Go for the old women then, those who have reached the menopause donkey's years ago. 99 year olds for you then

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"They don’t look for things properly "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their ability to remember stuff from the 90s and bring it up now."

90s? I'll take it right back to the 80s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about annoyances regardless of gender? Like the misuse of an apostrophe in plurals.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I'm in two minds about this thread, and no I never put the toilet seat up.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

They hog all the messages on here...Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mood Swings... enough said

Go for the old women then, those who have reached the menopause donkey's years ago. 99 year olds for you then "

Good advice... I think

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Women moaning about me picking my nose......would you rather see the bugger dangling down and swinging freely over my top lip whilst you’re eating your meal?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Women moaning about me picking my nose......would you rather see the bugger dangling down and swinging freely over my top lip whilst you’re eating your meal? "

Gross burger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"They think household goods are suitable gifts. "

Rather like the guy on a radio Phone-In show a few years ago just after Xmas about unwanted gifts... he had bought his son an IPad, his daughter an I-Phone and his wife an I-Ron!

He couldn't work out why she went ballistic at him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selective hearing..."please can you empty the dishwasher"...no reply

"Please may I suck your cock" said in the same volume, cock thrust in my face before I can say boo.

Strange that ain't it."

No not really as they both amount to the same I'm the dish washer the cook the cleaner and if I'm asked to empty myself I'm either going for a wank or a cap but hey offer of a blow job bloody right it's in your face before you can say boo or change your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il tell you what annoys me about my sex

The wierd freaky messages they think are ok to sent people some sick sick puppys out there

Didn’t ask about your sex, we are talking about the opposite sex."

The swift ability to switch from a losing argument, - that just reminded me!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

They breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They breath "

Bit extreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in two minds about this thread, and no I never put the toilet seat up. "

me neither, it's almost always in that position anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They think household goods are suitable gifts.

Rather like the guy on a radio Phone-In show a few years ago just after Xmas about unwanted gifts... he had bought his son an IPad, his daughter an I-Phone and his wife an I-Ron!

He couldn't work out why she went ballistic at him? "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

“ why men don’t think and women can’t read maps” lol ... ace book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their complete lack of movie etiquette.

When I tell a woman I'm going to see a movie she's already seen she almost invariably says something like "oh yeah that's the one where it turns out the good guy was the murderer in the end isn't it?". Thanks for spoiling the ending love

And then you're at a crucial point in a movie, one guy says something and it's critical you hear the other guy's reply. But what do you hear instead? The woman you're with asking you loudly "what did that guy just say?"

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"They find random shit on the telly, insist on watching it then fall asleep clutching the remote within 5 minutes of watching I."

Yeah it's called corrie, deadenders, nieghbores and ffing hollycrap whatever happened to crackerjack!

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"“ why men don’t think and women can’t read maps” lol ... ace book! "

They can read maps but have to hold them upside down so the car is pointing in the right direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being picky loll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They leave long hair everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They leave long hair everywhere. "

Do yours stay stubbornly put because they can't bear to leave their lustrous brethren?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mansplaining

Manspreading on public transport. The last time I was on a full train the stranger/man in the seat next to mine not only spread his legs he also thought it appropriate to reach across my lap to plug/unplug his phone.

Repeating the point I made earlier as if it's a new revelation that only they could have arrived at.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cant find anything

Selective hearing

Frequent memory loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know where's to begin.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They won't let me bounce on their erect cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They leave long hair everywhere.

Do yours stay stubbornly put because they can't bear to leave their lustrous brethren?"

Yeah, stubborn bastards. They're making my head very hot in this weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They leave long hair everywhere.

Do yours stay stubbornly put because they can't bear to leave their lustrous brethren?

Yeah, stubborn bastards. They're making my head very hot in this weather. "

Hellishly inconsiderate!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"the opposite sex,,mmmmmmm,,I need to think bout that"

My quandary too

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving skills or lack of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for them to get ready and park.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"Waiting for them to get ready and park. "

I must be a dude. I get ready with shower in under 15min and my parallel parking is text book

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Mmmm I am two minds about this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of stuff

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Fanny Farts

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I am really annoyed now as I can't read maps or reverse my car, thank God for sat nav. Mind you if I wear a Tampax I find I have an urge to play tennis and go swimming

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"They think household goods are suitable gifts.

It’s all about practicality; a pair of oven gloves will prevent a lady burning her delicate hands whilst she cooks the tea "

A pair of welding gloves are half the price and will last much longer. Have to watch the pennies in these times of austerity ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll need more than just this little box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“ why men don’t think and women can’t read maps” lol ... ace book!

They can read maps but have to hold them upside down so the car is pointing in the right direction "

Haha have to admit I do this

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

They have boobs and smaller daintier feet , and can wear nice nails.

Me?,jealous??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmm I am two minds about this thread. "

Why ?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Mmmm I am two minds about this thread.

Why ?"

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmm I am two minds about this thread.

Why ?

Oh dear. "

Thanks for clearing that up.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Fanny Farts "

Don't push your cock in so hard then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their lack of existence

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I hate it that ladies never put the toilet seat down after they’re done....

If they're putting it up to pee they're not women "

and if theyy're not before they pee -well they've possibly pissed themselves already

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By *wizzlenipsMan
over a year ago

Newport

They deny ever moving your stuff then hours/days later say "oh that, I tidied that away". Argh!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Fanny Farts

Don't push your cock in so hard then "

That's the complete opposite of what you usually say

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By *rygveMan
over a year ago

The Shires

Not putting the loo seat up!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Their inability to use or follow instructions, or ask for directions when they get lost!

hear hear"
Here, Here? No It's over there!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Stealing my chips, pudding or vodka (Knowing full well, that I don't like her gin).

Nicking my razors.

Duvet tug of war. (weaker sex my arse!...Ricky Tomlinson)

Exposing my feet from under the duvet.

Three soap operas on the trot, all with the same storyline.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Mmmm I am two minds about this thread.

Why ?

Oh dear.

Thanks for clearing that up."

Your welcome, always glad to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for directions but still get lost . Don't know left from right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carelessness

K

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