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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

was out last night in the west end (london) and was sat with a known hollywood actor, a music producer, 2 sexy brazilian ladies, a japanese singer and an italian model.

After a few drinks we had a very crazy conversation about the best name for the penis. This is because somebody mentioned "japs eye" and maybe something got lost in traslation.

We decided PURPLE HEADED WARRIOR was the best name for it but what does everyone on fab think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u sure the brazilians were 'ladies' ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"u sure the brazilians were 'ladies' ?"

not sure about both of them but i'm 100% sure one was a female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was me last nite in my front room with champagne and crackers...vin had left early....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there was me last nite in my front room with champagne and crackers...vin had left early....lol"

i told him he had to be round here by 11

he says 'hi' btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there was me last nite in my front room with champagne and crackers...vin had left early....lol

i told him he had to be round here by 11

he says 'hi' btw "

Ohh aong as hes safe tell him hi back and he owes me breakfast dont wear him out i may need him later..lol

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

wasnt in a well known 'place' in Mayfair was you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd worry if I had a guy turn up with a purple dick.. I'd send him to the nearest clinic for a check up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the OP like to storm the gates of my love palace with his purple headed battering ram???! ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked mine and it's not purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was out last night in the west end (london) and was sat with a known hollywood actor, a music producer, 2 sexy brazilian ladies, a japanese singer and an italian model.

After a few drinks we had a very crazy conversation about the best name for the penis. This is because somebody mentioned "japs eye" and maybe something got lost in traslation.

We decided PURPLE HEADED WARRIOR was the best name for it but what does everyone on fab think? "

I missed match of the day also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was out last night in the west end (london) and was sat with a known hollywood actor, a music producer, 2 sexy brazilian ladies, a japanese singer and an italian model.

After a few drinks we had a very crazy conversation about the best name for the penis. This is because somebody mentioned "japs eye" and maybe something got lost in traslation.

We decided PURPLE HEADED WARRIOR was the best name for it but what does everyone on fab think?

I missed match of the day also "

shit me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple headed warrior??

You have been sticking it in the beetroot jar again havent you!!

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wasnt in a well known 'place' in Mayfair was you"

why do you ask this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would the OP like to storm the gates of my love palace with his purple headed battering ram???! ms"

of course ms your on my friends list

my battering ram will be smashing the palace doors in soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the japanese singer now thinks their english name translation is "Purle headed warrior"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So the japanese singer now thinks their english name translation is "Purle headed warrior" "

haha something like that yes..have you got anymore nicknames?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupids Battering Ram

The old soldier

The General

The cololnel

Mr Winky

The Beaver Cleaver

The Beaver Pleaser

The Angry Monk

The Bald headed bruiser

The Gash masher

Crude but effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put on any Bloodhound Gang album, that should give you plenty!!

Heres a selection of willy and front bottom names from thr Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo single:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

Silly and childish, but all so mildly amusing!!

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cupids Battering Ram

The old soldier

The General

The cololnel

Mr Winky

The Beaver Cleaver

The Beaver Pleaser

The Angry Monk

The Bald headed bruiser

The Gash masher

Crude but effective "

some of these were said last night but purple headed warrior won the vote

Granted its not purple but what would the colour best be described as? Pink headed warrior never sounded hard enough.. excuse the pun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd worry if I had a guy turn up with a purple dick.. I'd send him to the nearest clinic for a check up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont want a purple willy, but a nice big, purple, engorged bell end is lovely!!!

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont want a purple willy, but a nice big, purple, engorged bell end is lovely!!!

xx"

purple perhaps, but not cyanosed

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

is purple headed warrior still the favourite choice?

meeting the same friends this coming weekend and would be interested in another nickname for the one eyed snake

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

cyclops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shaft

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

I would call it 'Fantasy Island'

Good name for a cock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudolph, the macho reindeer

had a very purple cock.

And if you ever saw him,

you would even be quite shocked .....

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