FabSwingers.com forum: What Isn't Actually True?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you know that isn't true or doesn't exist but virtually everybody else believes it is or does?

There's no such bird as a Seagull

Holland isn't nor as it ever been a country.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Are you doing research for Sydney University?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In a perfect example of the so termed, Mandela Effect, despite what most people may ostensibly recall, actor James Cagney NEVER, in any of his movies stated the famous line, ‘You dirty rat!’

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Some women don’t hate sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the world is round.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Bob Holness from blockbusters didn’t really play the saxophone on Gerry Raffertys Baker st.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bob Holness from blockbusters didn’t really play the saxophone on Gerry Raffertys Baker st."

I think he did play the first James Bond though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you doing research for Sydney University?"

No, Melbourne FE College.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Are you doing research for Sydney University?

No, Melbourne FE College.

Oh, in that case, you can have all my pictures

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Bob Holness from blockbusters didn’t really play the saxophone on Gerry Raffertys Baker st.

I think he did play the first James Bond though!"

He wasn't a musician at all.

Cal

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"That the world is round. "

Don't bait them

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

It turn out that Adele is unhindered by talent. ( actually insert singer/band etc that you don't 'get')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doc Martin can’t actually renew your prescriptions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That the world is round.

Don't bait them

It's actually an oblate spheroid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doc Martin can’t actually renew your prescriptions "

But he can give you one.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Doc Martin can’t actually renew your prescriptions "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In the Old Testament, it is commonly believed that Eve screwed everything up forever (typical women eh?

) by partaking of a forbidden apple.

In fact, the original translation does not pertain to any such specific fruit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doc Martin can’t actually renew your prescriptions

Free physicals though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doc Martin can’t actually renew your prescriptions

But he can give you one."

In my dreams Doctor stud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doc Martin can’t actually renew your prescriptions

But he can give you one.

In my dreams Doctor stud

Sam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women fake orgasms

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"That the world is round.

Don't bait them

It's actually an oblate spheroid."

Who you calling an Ungulate steroid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ladies undress lads with their minds just like lads do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That ladies undress lads with their minds just like lads do

Hell to the yeah we do

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

A Forum Thread will stay on topic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women fake orgasms

Never have with me, er, penny's just dropped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women fake orgasms

Never have with me, er, penny's just dropped!

Dum dum duuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I am your father. Not... luke I am you father

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Carrots help you see in the dark!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Wrestling isn't fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Novichock is not a poison

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.

Valentine's Day was originally the pagan festival of orgies.

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

"Novichock is not a poison "

Just need to carry wet wipes and you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no such thing as a white horse.

The double white gene is congenitally fatal.

There is a grey gene and this is what we think of as a white horse.

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Footballs coming home? (runs and hides)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If two cars travel towards each other at 100mph and have a head on collision the combined speed is 200mph.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no such thing as a white horse.

The double white gene is congenitally fatal.

There is a grey gene and this is what we think of as a white horse."

That puts pay to Jackie Lee's White Horses song then!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Footballs coming home? (runs and hides) "

No come out! Where does football live? Where is it’s home? What a load of fiddlesticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm Aircraft on a high speed travel at or will take off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tulips originated from Turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm Aircraft on a high speed travel at or will take off!

Careful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delilah didn't cut Sampson's hair in the Old Testament.

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By *issminxandmrcCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Jesus "wasn't" born on 25th Dec at all!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Women don’t break wind

Ok I’ll get my coat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The quantum anomaly referred to as a ‘Black Hole’ is a misnomer. In fact, they are super dense, stellar masses as opposed to any form of aperture as the colloquial name suggests.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Sabre Toothed Tiger, was not actually a Tiger, it was a Smilodon, which is just a big fuck off cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby spice doesn’t shit

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

The phrase “to have your cake and eat it” is misquoted. It is: “to eat your cake and have it”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Trees or fish doesn't exist.

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bananas aren't a fruit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Despite the name, peanuts are in fact, not a nut at all. They are actually a member of the Leguminosae plant family.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Bob Holness from blockbusters didn’t really play the saxophone on Gerry Raffertys Baker st."

I knew that one

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whilst the bagpipes are synonymous with Scotland and its rich history, they do not actually originate from her bonny shores. In fact, the intrinsic design was pioneered in the Middle East centuries prior.

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Dogs can't look up.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Dogs can't look up.

In fact they can't read at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob Holness from blockbusters didn’t really play the saxophone on Gerry Raffertys Baker st."

Raff Ravenscroft did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs can't look up.

In fact they can't read at all."

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"In a perfect example of the so termed, Mandela Effect, despite what most people may ostensibly recall, actor James Cagney NEVER, in any of his movies stated the famous line, ‘You dirty rat!’"

On topic....nor did Bogart ever say the line "Play it again Sam" in the film Casablanca.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ten commandments aren't what people think they are. The actual ten commandments are largely ridiculous stuff like not boiling an egg on the 3rd Sunday of the month

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

"Dogs can't look up.

In fact they can't read at all.

That's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Croissants did not originate from France.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Cranberry juice doesn't cure cystitis. It *might* prevent it but it won't cure it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a perfect example of the so termed, Mandela Effect, despite what most people may ostensibly recall, actor James Cagney NEVER, in any of his movies stated the famous line, ‘You dirty rat!’

On topic....nor did Bogart ever say the line "Play it again Sam" in the film Casablanca.

True.

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

Humpty dumpty wasn’t an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't drown in the bath/hot tub if he takes it out!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The infamous Iron Maiden (the torture device, not the band!) was in fact never used for any such thing. It was actually designed in the eighteenth century as a representation of the barbarism of medieval times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humpty dumpty wasn’t an egg"

It was a cannon

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Contrary to popularly held beliefs - cats don't wear boots or speak Spanish and they're all rubbish at sword fighting.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

That Rodney sings the Hooky Street song on Only Fools and Horses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bakers don’t know base 12.

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Welsh isn't a real language - it's just the surname of Florence off've Florence and the Machine.

Sorry to all my Pobl Cymru

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

If an airliner travelling 200mph flies into a 300mph headwind it will fly backwards at 100mph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Port Isaac is a smelly hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorrilas can't swim.

Bananas don't grow on trees.

If you had a stretch of water big enough... Saturn would float in it

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Donald Trump hasn't made anything great again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump hasn't made anything great again "

Can't say I take to the guy but there's millions who disagree!

Football's coming home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doc Martin can’t actually renew your prescriptions

Port Isaac is a smelly hole"

Philistine, it's a beautiful place.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In Bram Stoker’s horror classic, Dracula, it was not Abraham Van Helsing, but rather Quincey Morris who deals the coup de grace to the infamous vampires heart after which Johnathan Harker makes doubly sure of the miscreants dissolution by lopping off the Counts head (Harker presumably having previously watched the Highlander movies)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mary Shelly’s classic, ‘Frankenstein’:

It is fairly well known that the aforementioned name pertains to the creator as opposed to his monstrous creation within the seminal work of gothic horror fiction.

However, ‘Frankenstein’ is actually not the original title of the book (and no, it wasn’t called Frankenstein’s Monster’ either!)

In fact, the original title is, ‘The Modern Prometheus.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University does not trawl internet dating sites thieving profile pics.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Friends on Fab are true friends.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friends on Fab are true friends....."

Aren't they or is it are they, not sure if it's a double negative?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Friends on Fab are true friends.....

Aren't they or is it are they, not sure if it's a double negative?

I refer you to your forum question

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Tomatoes aren't vegetables

They are dolphins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friends on Fab are true friends.....

Aren't they or is it are they, not sure if it's a double negative?

I refer you to your forum question

Duly refered, that made it clearer.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Polar bears are white.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green Haribo gummy bears are actually strawberry flavoured

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes aren't made from oranges but apricot jam.

It wasn't Jesus but Mary who is actually referred to as been born by immaculate conception.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Jesus didn’t turn water into wine. He turned it into beer but 17th century scholars thought beer sounded too common and changed the story to sound posher. (The word posh didn’t exist in the 17th century either but that’s a sort for another time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Rodney sings the Hooky Street song on Only Fools and Horses..."

The title song is actually written and sang by creator John Sullivan. He originally wrote it with the intention of having Chas & Dave sing it but when they were not interested he sang it himself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That Rodney sings the Hooky Street song on Only Fools and Horses...

The title song is actually written and sang by creator John Sullivan. He originally wrote it with the intention of having Chas & Dave sing it but when they were not interested he sang it himself x"

Think they were but couldn't get to the studio on the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vitamin A does not exist in carrots, or any plants. Carotenoids do, which animals turn into vitamin A. One of the most prevalent vitamin deficiencies worldwide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gullible isn't in the dictionary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamin A does not exist in carrots, or any plants. Carotenoids do, which animals turn into vitamin A. One of the most prevalent vitamin deficiencies worldwide."

They also don't help you see in the dark not sure about turning you orange though, I eat a lot but am still pale and white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamin A does not exist in carrots, or any plants. Carotenoids do, which animals turn into vitamin A. One of the most prevalent vitamin deficiencies worldwide."

I should also add don't rush out and buy loads, one of the easiest to poison yourself with, too much of a vitamin can be just as harmful as too little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguin's don't have knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penguin's don't have knees

Oh.

To back that up ..

Did you know polar bears don't eat penguin's ????

I think they have to much trouble opening the wrapper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamin A does not exist in carrots, or any plants. Carotenoids do, which animals turn into vitamin A. One of the most prevalent vitamin deficiencies worldwide.

I should also add don't rush out and buy loads, one of the easiest to poison yourself with, too much of a vitamin can be just as harmful as too little! "

If memory serves I think quite a few polar explores in t'old days suffered that because they ate their shed dogs livers, which was full of it, think its an horrible death as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penguin's don't have knees

Oh.

To back that up ..

Did you know polar bears don't eat penguin's ????

I think they have to much trouble opening the wrapper

One more ....

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.

But people in Abu Dhabi DOOOOOOO

LATERS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The phrase “to have your cake and eat it” is misquoted. It is: “to eat your cake and have it” "
no its you can't have your cake and eat it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sitting on cold walls gives you piles.

You get more colds in winter.

Earth is closer to the sun in Summer.

Women don't know the offside rule.

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

"Jesus didn’t turn water into wine. He turned it into beer but 17th century scholars thought beer sounded too common and changed the story to sound posher. (The word posh didn’t exist in the 17th century either but that’s a sort for another time)"

Port Out, Starboard Home

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Contrary to popular belief, the Great Wall Of China is not visible from the moon nor even from space unless at low altitude and even then only under very specific geological conditions.

It is however highly visible if you climb the tree at the end of my road. The Chinese Restaurant I mean.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I don’t believe most influenza’s and infections in this day and age are nature’s doing. I believe every present day strain of a virus or infection is subject to a lab experiment, too much money made in treating as oppose to curing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you know that isn't true or doesn't exist but virtually everybody else believes it is or does?

There's no such bird as a Seagull

Holland isn't nor as it ever been a country.

"
buzz aldrin and Neil Armstrong actually did set foot on the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Old Testament, it is commonly believed that Eve screwed everything up forever (typical women eh?

) by partaking of a forbidden apple.

In fact, the original translation does not pertain to any such specific fruit. "
It's also a much older story than most know. Lifted straight from Sumerian myths along with the flood.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In the Old Testament, it is commonly believed that Eve screwed everything up forever (typical women eh?

) by partaking of a forbidden apple.

In fact, the original translation does not pertain to any such specific fruit. It's also a much older story than most know. Lifted straight from Sumerian myths along with the flood."

Absolutely. There are so many striking similarities between stories from the Old and New Testaments and other, far more ancient religious belief systems.

Indeed, the story of Jesus bears far more than an abstract correlation with the ancient Roman (Demi-)God, Mithras. Plagiarism on the part of Christianity perhaps? Or is there a root truth behind all the tales buried somewhere, deep within the annals of history? Possibly, are the stories of an ancestral nature, passed down through time from generation to generation whilst traversing whole continents and cultures? It’s a highly interesting subject

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Lemmings don't commit mass suicide,unless being charged at by jeeps driven by disney documentary makers,the evil buggers,they do however get feisty at times,and been known to get on buses.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Jeremy(rhyming slang)Hunt will be sorely missed by all NHS workers,and will be equally loved in the Foreign Office. Frying pan/Fire? We're Doomed!Doomed, I tell ye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Jaffa cakes aren't made from oranges but apricot jam.

They used to be apricot, but in recent years they have changed them to Orange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England are in the world cup right and it's not true they are going to lose

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

That carbs are essential.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all women like chocolate

I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the Bible is Monotheistic. Instead it bears a much greater relation to ancient polytheisms than is commonly acknowledged. Throughout, it talks about a range of different gods, from Jehovah to Satan, but also including Amen, Elohim, and others. Christian scholars long argued most of these were the same god. But closer analysis shows they strongly correlate to different Egyptian or Mesopotamian gods. In Amen's case no effort was made to obfuscate in the slightest.

When put in this setting it becomes clear that everything before Abraham in the Bible is just lifted from the ancient polytheisms and portrayed as if the gods were human. So Adam (Atum), Noah (Nut), Cain and Abel and Seth (Osiris, Horus and Set) were all stories of gods retold as if they were humans.

The New Testament is yet another story of a god written as if it was a man who had once lived... Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Old Testament, it is commonly believed that Eve screwed everything up forever (typical women eh?

) by partaking of a forbidden apple.

In fact, the original translation does not pertain to any such specific fruit. "

Eve wasn't the first wife of Adam either.. He was married before.. Lilleth was her name..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triangular sandwiches taste better than the square ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a cunt is stretched it will always go back

true

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"In the Old Testament, it is commonly believed that Eve screwed everything up forever (typical women eh?

) by partaking of a forbidden apple.

In fact, the original translation does not pertain to any such specific fruit.

Eve wasn't the first wife of Adam either.. He was married before.. Lilleth was her name.. "

I’m glad someone has been listening.

It could be argued the Lilith was also the worlds first swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Old Testament, it is commonly believed that Eve screwed everything up forever (typical women eh?

) by partaking of a forbidden apple.

In fact, the original translation does not pertain to any such specific fruit.

Eve wasn't the first wife of Adam either.. He was married before.. Lilleth was her name..

I’m glad someone has been listening.

It could be argued the Lilith was also the worlds first swinger "

I think she got a bad press...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That when someone says “it’s this big” \_______________________/ what they really mean is that “it’s this big” \__/

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"That the Bible is Monotheistic. Instead it bears a much greater relation to ancient polytheisms than is commonly acknowledged. Throughout, it talks about a range of different gods, from Jehovah to Satan, but also including Amen, Elohim, and others. Christian scholars long argued most of these were the same god. But closer analysis shows they strongly correlate to different Egyptian or Mesopotamian gods. In Amen's case no effort was made to obfuscate in the slightest.

The New Testament is yet another story of a god written as if it was a man who had once lived... Jesus "

Excellent post and very well informed sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The New Testament is yet another story of a god written as if it was a man who had once lived... Jesus "

Oh that's really fascinating. Thank you x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Triangular sandwiches taste better than the square ones

so true

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The New Testament is yet another story of a god written as if it was a man who had once lived... Jesus "
Or more to the point ....

Who cares

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

There is a website called fab swingers where you can get sex anytime you want.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Kirk never said “beam me up Scotty”

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"That carbs are essential.

TB"

They're not....they're just in all the delicious food!!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Being religious isn’t a guarantee of being a nice person.

Being atheist doesn’t mean you are a bad person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being religious isn’t a guarantee of being a nice person.

Being atheist doesn’t mean you are a bad person "

So does being in agnostic mean I'm screwed then?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And being an atheist does not mean people are not true believers

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Being religious isn’t a guarantee of being a nice person.

Being atheist doesn’t mean you are a bad person

So does being in agnostic mean I'm screwed then?

Only with your express permission!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can believe its not butter

I am here to fuck the whole site - quantity over quality

And no one really cares about your holiday pictures... they're pretending

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"And being an atheist does not mean people are not true believers

My stance is very simple, believe in whatever you wish.

We are a couple where one is a Confirmed believer and active in church and one who doesn’t believe at all.

Live and let live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being religious isn’t a guarantee of being a nice person.

Being atheist doesn’t mean you are a bad person

So does being in agnostic mean I'm screwed then?

Only with your express permission! "

Touche!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Which would fall the fastest, a ton of lead or a ton of feathers? We’re supposed to be fooled and say the lead whereupon the smart arse, conceited, grinning arsehole posing the question will invariably correct us and say that both objects, weighing the same, will in actuality fall at the same velocity.

But I do call’eth bullshit! - What WILL in fact happen is that the feathers will disperse in the air and blow all over the bloody place making a right bastard mess for some poor bastard to clean up whilst the lead hitting the ground will create a bloody great pothole necessitating the local highways authority to repair it at the tax payers expense.

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

That Prawns have balls....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes aren't made from oranges but apricot jam.

They used to be apricot, but in recent years they have changed them to Orange."

Has somebody told QI?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And being an atheist does not mean people are not true believers

My stance is very simple, believe in whatever you wish.

We are a couple where one is a Confirmed believer and active in church and one who doesn’t believe at all.

Live and let live. "

Is it not Live and Let Die, dummm, dummm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sky is blue...

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"In a perfect example of the so termed, Mandela Effect, despite what most people may ostensibly recall, actor James Cagney NEVER, in any of his movies stated the famous line, ‘You dirty rat!’"

In the Dirty Harry movies, Clint Eastwood's character never says "Go ahead punk, make my day!"

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"And being an atheist does not mean people are not true believers

My stance is very simple, believe in whatever you wish.

We are a couple where one is a Confirmed believer and active in church and one who doesn’t believe at all.

Live and let live.

Is it not Live and Let Die, dummm, dummm!

Well, you only live twice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ed sheeran actually makes shit songs!!!!

Why can nobody see this???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And being an atheist does not mean people are not true believers

My stance is very simple, believe in whatever you wish.

We are a couple where one is a Confirmed believer and active in church and one who doesn’t believe at all.

Live and let live.

Is it not Live and Let Die, dummm, dummm!

Doctor, No!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"And being an atheist does not mean people are not true believers

My stance is very simple, believe in whatever you wish.

We are a couple where one is a Confirmed believer and active in church and one who doesn’t believe at all.

Live and let live.

Is it not Live and Let Die, dummm, dummm!

Doctor, No!"

Never say never again......

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Waving a red rag at a bull’ is rather daft as due to the limitations of their visual cortex, they can’t apparently perceive the aforementioned colour.

Waving any coloured rag at a bull IS however, daft as the said object being waved directly in front of their face does have a tendency to piss them off somewhat royally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* That science is atheist.

Scientists deliberately adopt the stance of methodical naturalism. This is a professional stance which effectively excludes the whole concept of primary causes (what caused the original domino to fall) from its deliberation in favour of the sole study of secondary causes (the domino which we can positively identify as having fallen on the one we're looking at). As it completely excludes any stance on a primary cause, science is in fact agnostic on the issue of whether there is a god or not. As such, both atheists and theists need to leave their theological/antitheological beliefs behind when they enter the lab.

* That most scientists are atheist.

Repeat studies show atheism is still a minority belief among scientists and has remained at pretty much the same level since the start of the 20th century. All studies of elite scientists show something similar except for one.

* That western education and higher intelligence turns people into atheists.

Stats on the cleverest individuals, including Mensa, show theism still dominates. Put simply, there just aren't enough atheists in the population to sustain the claim that education or intelligence leads to atheism. The vast majority of educated people still affiliate with a Faith.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vitamin A does not exist in carrots, or any plants. Carotenoids do, which animals turn into vitamin A. One of the most prevalent vitamin deficiencies worldwide.

They also don't help you see in the dark not sure about turning you orange though, I eat a lot but am still pale and white.

I heard that "carrots help you see in the dark" was a story put out in WW2 to explain why Britain could "see" the enemy at night and hide their secret Radar.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Novichock is a Russian champion tennis player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscle weighs more than fat.

The amount of times I see this bollocks posted as fact on the numerous diet sites I'm on is ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women never orgasm unless by themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And being an atheist does not mean people are not true believers

My stance is very simple, believe in whatever you wish.

We are a couple where one is a Confirmed believer and active in church and one who doesn’t believe at all.

Live and let live.

Is it not Live and Let Die, dummm, dummm!

Doctor, No!

Never say never again......"

For your eyes only.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vitamin A does not exist in carrots, or any plants. Carotenoids do, which animals turn into vitamin A. One of the most prevalent vitamin deficiencies worldwide.

They also don't help you see in the dark not sure about turning you orange though, I eat a lot but am still pale and white.

I heard that "carrots help you see in the dark" was a story put out in WW2 to explain why Britain could "see" the enemy at night and hide their secret Radar.

I think they help with colour reception in the eyes, cones is it?, but obviously not useful at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next Fab Bible class will be held on Friday morning. Can't wait, ahem.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Muscle weighs more than fat.

The amount of times I see this bollocks posted as fact on the numerous diet sites I'm on is ridiculous. "
...so a kilo of muscle does not weigh more than a kilo of fat? Wow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Muscle weighs more than fat.

The amount of times I see this bollocks posted as fact on the numerous diet sites I'm on is ridiculous. ...so a kilo of muscle does not weigh more than a kilo of fat? Wow."

According to Google "a pound of middle weighs the same as a pound of fat" (sic)

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Prometheus was the god that gave fire to man

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Muscle weighs more than fat.

The amount of times I see this bollocks posted as fact on the numerous diet sites I'm on is ridiculous. "

Personal favourite; if you operate at a 500cal deficit per day, 1 pound of fat will be gone per week as this is equal to 3,500 calories...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The next Fab Bible class will be held on Friday morning. Can't wait, ahem.

Followed by Confession

Like to listen in on that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

We’re reliably told by scientists that it takes a full forty five minutes to hard boil an Ostrich egg.

Again, I do call’eth bullshit!

Chuck one in some lava - the egg will be harder than marble in a few seconds!

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Daddy longlegs are poisonous! They are not in the slightest bit poisonous or venomous.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Masturbation cannot cause blindness.

Well, in fact it can.....sort of:

Scientists have identified a condition called Amaurosis Fugax which does indeed cause blindness (albeit temporarily) and is often associated with extremely puissant orgasms.

Doctors are not sure exactly why it happens but believe that the orgasm can shrink the blood vessels in the eye (it usually only occurs in one at a time luckily).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's believed that the great Wall of China is the only man made structure you can see from space in fact it's actually quite difficult to see it from space but you can see other man-made things from space

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Lots of these have made me laugh.

Haggis is mentioned in an English recipe book 132 years before any mention of it in a Scottish recipe book. (So does that make Haggis English? I don't think it does as it wasn't adopted by them.)

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The hills don't really have eyes

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The hills don't really have eyes"

They've never been alive either, with or without the sound of music and/or any other sonic stimulus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats eyes aren't actually from cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whistle from a guy to attract a sexy woman's attention isn't from a wolf it's from a grubby builder

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"A whistle from a guy to attract a sexy woman's attention isn't from a wolf it's from a grubby builder

Which is great when you love grubby builders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whistle from a guy to attract a sexy woman's attention isn't from a wolf it's from a grubby builder

Which is great when you love grubby builders

"
omg I'm a grubby builder

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A whistle from a guy to attract a sexy woman's attention isn't from a wolf it's from a grubby builder

Which is great when you love grubby builders

Grubby painter any good to you?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It is said that one cannot fold piece of paper more than eight times.

I call’eth yet more bullshit!

Try using a hammer; I managed nine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums automatically close when they get to 175 posts

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