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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what question would you like answered?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

can we ..................... no I can't ask that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not one of you has any questions, about anything ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well would you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

do you fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would I what?

ANswer your questions yes!

Turn this into another flaming fuck thread, no

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"do you fancy a shag "
go on then if your asking

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"do you fancy a shag "

Beat me to it!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Not one of you has any questions, about anything ?"

ok I'll ask it - can we shag please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered? "

does ur bum look big in that?

expect a gOOd spank for that please hehehehe x

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

if i build it will they come??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I what?

ANswer your questions yes!

Turn this into another flaming fuck thread, no "

as if I would ask that ok then I would

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"if i build it will they come??"
oooooooh no doubt they will definately cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if i build it will they come??"

Yes but they might leave a stain on your shag pile!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

* Notes his question wasn't answered *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not one of you has any questions, about anything ?

ok I'll ask it - can we shag please? "

I don't meet couples but I would meet you socially and go from there x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

what can i wear tomorrow????????? i still dont have an outfit!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Not one of you has any questions, about anything ?

ok I'll ask it - can we shag please?

I don't meet couples but I would meet you socially and go from there x"

we do meet separately (K has her own profile ) but I know I'm far to old, far to fat and Im not a very good shag either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what can i wear tomorrow????????? i still dont have an outfit!!! "

A towel and a smile, closely followed by FFG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like sprouts?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"what can i wear tomorrow????????? i still dont have an outfit!!!

A towel and a smile, closely followed by FFG!

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same as any other night at chams then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"what can i wear tomorrow????????? i still dont have an outfit!!!

A towel and a smile, closely followed by FFG!

"

I have a question what is a FFG? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do like sprouts, do they make you fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered? "

so what is the difference between gamma particles and gamma rays in quantum therioes??? Hehehaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you like sprouts?"

Only if they are shredded and sauted wth bacon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered?

so what is the difference between gamma particles and gamma rays in quantum therioes??? Hehehaha "

Ask Sam of Quantum Leap!

Or 42!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am upgrading the GT220 on my microatx motherboard with 350 watts to this "ZOTAC ZT-50701-10M GeForce GTX 560" however, for that, i need to upgrade my power supply to 450watts+, and to have a new power supply i will purchase this Thermaltake TR-600 TR2 ATX power supply, and to fit the power supply, i will have to have a new pc case, in this case, i am getting the Thermaltake Armor A90.

Can my microatx coat with the high power from the power supply? and can my microatx coat with the GTX560 and the new power supply and the new case?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you do like sprouts, do they make you fart? "

Yes!

But I dont eat them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah,,,,I’d like to know,,,,, if pretty much every country in the world which is regarded as a major economy is suffering a national debt crisis,,,,

Who the fuck is all the money owed too….?. and where is all this money now,,,, because even if its been borrowed and spent, its still got to exist somewhere,,,, so where is it,,,,,? !!!!!! eh !!!!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"i am upgrading the GT220 on my microatx motherboard with 350 watts to this "ZOTAC ZT-50701-10M GeForce GTX 560" however, for that, i need to upgrade my power supply to 450watts+, and to have a new power supply i will purchase this Thermaltake TR-600 TR2 ATX power supply, and to fit the power supply, i will have to have a new pc case, in this case, i am getting the Thermaltake Armor A90.

Can my microatx coat with the high power from the power supply? and can my microatx coat with the GTX560 and the new power supply and the new case?"

of course just dont cut the red wire!!!!!!!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"what can i wear tomorrow????????? i still dont have an outfit!!!

A towel and a smile, closely followed by FFG!

I have a question what is a FFG? x"

fully fucked grin... i think. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I brave the cold run from the changing room to the pool at abfabs later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered?

so what is the difference between gamma particles and gamma rays in quantum therioes??? Hehehaha "

Nothing rays are the way they are described in Newtonian/Einstinian physics. particles are the description in quantum mechanical physics. In the same way that light is both an emision in the electromagnetic spectrun ans l, at the same time, is a discreet acket of energy. There are diagrams and experiments you can do to prove this but I cant be arsed to draw or link them....

Does anyone fncy shagging a brainiac?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Does anyone fncy shagging a brainiac?"

only if you can do my tax returns for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah,,,,I’d like to know,,,,, if pretty much every country in the world which is regarded as a major economy is suffering a national debt crisis,,,,

Who the fuck is all the money owed too….?. and where is all this money now,,,, because even if its been borrowed and spent, its still got to exist somewhere,,,, so where is it,,,,,? !!!!!! eh !!!! "

They spent it on sweeties, have you seen the price of pic and mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered?

so what is the difference between gamma particles and gamma rays in quantum therioes??? Hehehaha

Ask Sam of Quantum Leap!

Or 42!"

Thanks takes me back and made me smile xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone fncy shagging a brainiac?

only if you can do my tax returns for me. "

Well, I was a tax man for a few years....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I brave the cold run from the changing room to the pool at abfabs later "

YES, your nipples will look great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered?

so what is the difference between gamma particles and gamma rays in quantum therioes??? Hehehaha

Nothing rays are the way they are described in Newtonian/Einstinian physics. particles are the description in quantum mechanical physics. In the same way that light is both an emision in the electromagnetic spectrun ans l, at the same time, is a discreet acket of energy. There are diagrams and experiments you can do to prove this but I cant be arsed to draw or link them....

Does anyone fncy shagging a brainiac?"
.

Very good only testing glad to see someone is awake at this late hour xx.

And no on the shag thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah,,,,I’d like to know,,,,, if pretty much every country in the world which is regarded as a major economy is suffering a national debt crisis,,,,

Who the fuck is all the money owed too….?. and where is all this money now,,,, because even if its been borrowed and spent, its still got to exist somewhere,,,, so where is it,,,,,? !!!!!! eh !!!! "

That's a realy good question.

Most nations are suffering from one of 3 types of debt. National (i.e. government), Corporate (loans that companies take out to buy equipment, or to leverage assets (ie they borrow money against assets they own, to pay it out to shareholders on the premise that their profits will bay the repayments. that's what the care homes provided did when they took over their homes from the state)) and Personal (ie our mortgages, credit cards, overdrafts, personal loans etc).

Personal and corporate debts are mostly to banks (and other financial institutions) Government debts are mostly to banks or other governments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered? "

Why are blue whales calling tones getting deepper each as they have to recalabrate microphones on the sea bed to catch them calling to each other?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". and where is all this money now,,,, because even if its been borrowed and spent, its still got to exist somewhere,,,, so where is it,,,,,? !!!!!! eh !!!!

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Forgot to answer this bit!

The Credit crunch started because of (and if anyone remembers these phrases they get a sweety Sub Prime mortgages. These were mortgages to people who were not considered good credit risks. They were lent the money at higher rates of interest and so (on the face of it) were more profitable for the banks.

Now the banks also do insurance policies. So what they did was bundle these loans up, sell them to other banks and also sold insurance policies on them so that if people stopped paying the loans (or defaulted) the insurances would pay out to the tune of the money defaulted on.... These packets of debt were called Credit Default Swaps. The insurance policies were also based on the idea that when the loans were defaulted the insurer would be able to sell the properties on which the loans were secured.

However, when the US housing market fell on its arse, people walked away from their loans, the loans defaulted and some people lost their money, they called in the insurance, but because the market fell, there was no demand for the properties and so the insurers could not afford to pay out on the policies. The CDS's (or packets of mortgage debt) then became toxic loans.....

Northern rock (and Lloyds and RBS and Royal bank of scotland) had bought a lot of CDS's, and suddenly no one could tell if they were worth anything. These then became toxic too. The banks had lent money out on the strength of the assets they held (in CDS's) and so they found themselves in a liquidity crisis (they should have had plenty of money, but no one could figure out who owed what to who and if anyone could actualy pay any of it back) so the government had to step in and buy the rock and big chunks of the other banks we own to give them money to be able to carry on running (or otherwise the system would have colapsed, there would have been no money in cash machines and people would have panicked and even withdrawn all of their money from banks which weren't affected (like HSBC).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there raelly Pot in Pot Noodles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shall I go on? the above only really affects Ireland, the US and UK, not Greece and Italy, which have other problems, or Spain and Portugal which have a third type of problem.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there raelly Pot in Pot Noodles ? "

And what is the Chicken, in Chicken n Mushroom pot noodles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there raelly Pot in Pot Noodles ? "

Yes its also known as parsley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do i very rarely seem to attract blondes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf have polo's got an hole in em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there raelly Pot in Pot Noodles ?

And what is the Chicken, in Chicken n Mushroom pot noodles?"

Processed soya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wtf have polo's got an hole in em "

So you can put them on you nipples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FMUMA....

True or false...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why do i very rarely seem to attract blondes "

Because their hair clashes with your phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wtf have polo's got an hole in em

So you can put them on you nipples!"

I never expected that answer pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FMUMA....

True or false...? "

Ask Soapy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wtf have polo's got an hole in em

So you can put them on you nipples!"

now I wish I had a pack of polos to tryy it out

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

magic 8 ball..

will i get a meet tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to know,,,, what the fuk does anyone over the age of 9 but under the age of 70 find funny about Harry Hill…? Eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do i very rarely seem to attract blondes

Because their hair clashes with your phone!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" magic 8 ball..

will i get a meet tonight? "

What about the other ball, if you are going to name them, you have to name both of them or one will feel left out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to know,,,, what the fuk does anyone over the age of 9 but under the age of 70 find funny about Harry Hill…? Eh!"

Its that fine line between laughing at, rather than laughing with.... (ANd I agree)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to know,,,, what the fuk does anyone over the age of 9 but under the age of 70 find funny about Harry Hill…? Eh!

Its that fine line between laughing at, rather than laughing with.... (ANd I agree) "

I don't know, His Radio show was good, and the badger parade always made me laugh......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to know,,,, what the fuk does anyone over the age of 9 but under the age of 70 find funny about Harry Hill…? Eh!

Its that fine line between laughing at, rather than laughing with.... (ANd I agree)

I don't know, His Radio show was good, and the badger parade always made me laugh......"

We now know you are actually a 71 year old man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to know,,,, what the fuk does anyone over the age of 9 but under the age of 70 find funny about Harry Hill…? Eh!

Its that fine line between laughing at, rather than laughing with.... (ANd I agree)

I don't know, His Radio show was good, and the badger parade always made me laugh......

We now know you are actually a 71 year old man lol "

Nah, I am 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was my question about blue hales to deep xx ??? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to know,,,, what the fuk does anyone over the age of 9 but under the age of 70 find funny about Harry Hill…? Eh!

Its that fine line between laughing at, rather than laughing with.... (ANd I agree)

I don't know, His Radio show was good, and the badger parade always made me laugh......

We now know you are actually a 71 year old man lol

Nah, I am 8"

Explais your slim grasp of financial matters then, and,

a)what are you doing up at this time

b)what are you doing on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was my question about blue hales to deep xx ??? Xx "

I must have missed it but yes their dinkles are indeed ten metres long and they cum enough to fill the pool at the Olympics

(What, too much sex makes you deaf? )

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Should I load the kinky gear in the car tonight or wait until the morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what can i wear tomorrow????????? i still dont have an outfit!!!

A towel and a smile, closely followed by FFG!

I have a question what is a FFG? x"

Freshly fucked grin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered?

Why are blue whales calling tones getting deepper each as they have to recalabrate microphones on the sea bed to catch them calling to each other?? Xx "

They are having to shout louder as there are less of them and have become a little hoarse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I load the kinky gear in the car tonight or wait until the morning?"

Depends if part of the kink is frostbite or not?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

have you ever listened to this song.

max richter,dinah washington-on the nature of daylight/this bitter earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know,,,,,,, when was the last time anyone had a mug of Horlicks during the daytime ?…….eh..eh…. I mean why would ya do that,,,!!!! Eh….!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know,,,,,,, when was the last time anyone had a mug of Horlicks during the daytime ?…….eh..eh…. I mean why would ya do that,,,!!!! Eh….!. "

Normal or the chocolate one?

If its the normal, its not allowed in the day in case you have to drive somewhere and promptly fall asleep.

If its the chocolate one, it has been known in some circles, to be d*unk after Sunday lunch to avoid the interminable conversation that occurs during Midsummer Murders and the beginning of Songs Of Praise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have you ever listened to this song.

max richter,dinah washington-on the nature of daylight/this bitter earth."

Not yet but links to youtube are allowed, so post away, and it may yet happen!

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

which is the better car, an F430 Spyder or a Murcielago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If space is a vacum then how did the spaceships on Star wars make a noise when they exploded?

Hmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I load the kinky gear in the car tonight or wait until the morning?"

Your vicar might have a say in this...;-)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"have you ever listened to this song.

max richter,dinah washington-on the nature of daylight/this bitter earth.

Not yet but links to youtube are allowed, so post away, and it may yet happen!"

just put in,what i have written(i dont know how to do the tube thing)

it's fantastic,honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know,,,,,,, when was the last time anyone had a mug of Horlicks during the daytime ?…….eh..eh…. I mean why would ya do that,,,!!!! Eh….!.

Normal or the chocolate one?

If its the normal, its not allowed in the day in case you have to drive somewhere and promptly fall asleep.

If its the chocolate one, it has been known in some circles, to be d*unk after Sunday lunch to avoid the interminable conversation that occurs during Midsummer Murders and the beginning of Songs Of Praise. "

Thank-you......I shall act upon your advice and purchase the chocolate....

It seems the more suitable option for my intended use and opens up many options for opting out......once again I thank-you XXXX

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"So what question would you like answered? "

why does everyone live to far from me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"which is the better car, an F430 Spyder or a Murcielago

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It depends if you prefer the V8 or the V12 really but A spyder is more versatile than a bull

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If space is a vacum then how did the spaceships on Star wars make a noise when they exploded?

Hmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm...

"

Ah its just a typo, space is actually a vucuum Cleaner, and if you listen closely to a dyson, you will hear galaxies and wormholes being created all the time.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

why isnt my question answered, i want answers and i want it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered?

why does everyone live to far from me?

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They don't, you just haven't discovered the invisible time/space travel machine that Funky Monkey has hidden at the bottom of your garden, behind the shed

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"So what question would you like answered?

why does everyone live to far from me?

They don't, you just haven't discovered the invisible time/space travel machine that Funky Monkey has hidden at the bottom of your garden, behind the shed"

oh oh off to bottom of garden to find funky's time machine, hope it still working, watch out here i come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If space is a vacum then how did the spaceships on Star wars make a noise when they exploded?

Hmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm...

Ah its just a typo, space is actually a vucuum Cleaner, and if you listen closely to a dyson, you will hear galaxies and wormholes being created all the time."

Haha like that one!

x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Should I load the kinky gear in the car tonight or wait until the morning?

Depends if part of the kink is frostbite or not?"

hopefully no frostbite but I expect there will be a fair amount of exposure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I load the kinky gear in the car tonight or wait until the morning?

Depends if part of the kink is frostbite or not?

hopefully no frostbite but I expect there will be a fair amount of exposure "

I think the law on that is more relaxed in empty places, like Norfolk, in the Winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i am upgrading the GT220 on my microatx motherboard with 350 watts to this "ZOTAC ZT-50701-10M GeForce GTX 560" however, for that, i need to upgrade my power supply to 450watts+, and to have a new power supply i will purchase this Thermaltake TR-600 TR2 ATX power supply, and to fit the power supply, i will have to have a new pc case, in this case, i am getting the Thermaltake Armor A90.

Can my microatx coat with the high power from the power supply? and can my microatx coat with the GTX560 and the new power supply and the new case?"

think you might find that the fur on your microatx coat will stand on end but that can only increase effective insulation, so not a bad thing. sticky up fur on an anorak can look good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to know,,,, what the fuk does anyone over the age of 9 but under the age of 70 find funny about Harry Hill…? Eh!

Its that fine line between laughing at, rather than laughing with.... (ANd I agree)

I don't know, His Radio show was good, and the badger parade always made me laugh......

We now know you are actually a 71 year old man lol

Nah, I am 8

Explais your slim grasp of financial matters then, and,

a)what are you doing up at this time

b)what are you doing on here "

I hacked into your mum's account....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to know,,,, what the fuk does anyone over the age of 9 but under the age of 70 find funny about Harry Hill…? Eh!

Its that fine line between laughing at, rather than laughing with.... (ANd I agree)

I don't know, His Radio show was good, and the badger parade always made me laugh......

We now know you are actually a 71 year old man lol

Nah, I am 8

Explais your slim grasp of financial matters then, and,

a)what are you doing up at this time

b)what are you doing on here

I hacked into your mum's account.... "

ahahahahahahahahaha!

Sha doesn't use the internet- she doesn't even own a PC!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

is there anything decent on tv tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is there anything decent on tv tonight. "

See thread entitled

Quadrophenia!

Its on +1 in 15 mins xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why cant the train run on yime on monday mornings? its getting embarasing now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

If you said I had a beautiful body, I'd be packing you off to Specsavers !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why cant the train run on yime on monday mornings? its getting embarasing now....."

Because the leaves on the line affect the time/space continueum!

(And the feckin train companies were all after profits, rather than service)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why does the first brew of the morning always taste lush??? and why doesnt anyone make me my first brew..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why does the first brew of the morning always taste lush??? and why doesnt anyone make me my first brew.."

Because your taste buds have had a rest so they are more sensitive, and because you weren't at mine, I would have made you one, chick! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would i have to do to see your arse naked with no knickers on and me stood just behind like 8 inches behind xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would i have to do to see your arse naked with no knickers on and me stood just behind like 8 inches behind xx "

Sorry if rude but feeling horny today and your arse does it for me xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/11/11 10:38:34]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You would have to have been in the jacuzzi at Chams last night.

Unfortunately for you though, a nice gentleman was in that 8 inch gap you speak of, at that time.

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"So what question would you like answered? "

What does an "occasional table" do the resrt of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what question would you like answered?

What does an "occasional table" do the resrt of the time "

heard they nest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where can I find two ladies for a threesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where can I find two ladies for a threesome?"

I'll swap ya. 3 is always better than 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if i woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if i woodchuck could chuck wood?"

wooden like to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is the sky blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is the sky blue?"

wrong question. it is not blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is the sky blue?

wrong question. it is not blue."

OK, where can I go and get a decent colour test for my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is the sky blue?

wrong question. it is not blue.

OK, where can I go and get a decent colour test for my eyes"

ha ha, it only appears blue. Consider the evening, what colour is it then? and at night? if it's foggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine it wood be a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I brave the cold run from the changing room to the pool at abfabs later "
I pay good money to see you run. I bet its a spectacular sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a question... about something that's been bugging me for some time.....

How much wood *could* a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do Ducks fart ?

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Do fish sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a question... about something that's been bugging me for some time.....

How much wood *could* a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? "

See previous answer above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do Ducks fart ? "

Yes but only in tunnels and caves where it echoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a question... about something that's been bugging me for some time.....

How much wood *could* a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

See previous answer above "

Dagnammit!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is the pope catholic or a nazi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do fish sleep?"

Depends on the fish... if a shark stopped swimming it would die, as their gills wouldn't receive any freshly oxygenated water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is the pope catholic or a nazi?"

Which one?

The current one is actually the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, but he has had plastic surgery.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

How much temptation can a man resist?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"How much temptation can a man ( or a woman )resist?"

i can resist andthing but temptation...

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much temptation can a man resist?"

The answer is inversely proportional to the size of his wallet.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

if i slap your ass with earplugs in will i hear it hee hee

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Why haven't i gone blind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

"

Because the makers of the dishwashing liquid don't need it to last until Shrove Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if i slap your ass with earplugs in will i hear it hee hee "

If you can survive it, you may get to have the last laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Why haven't i gone blind?"

Because you are a medical anomaly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

How do I protect my ribs and still have fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?"

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I protect my ribs and still have fun?"

Bondage tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people "

You know... them lush big tasty ones that need unwrapping

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What happened to my 59 votes for best female arse pic/avatar. That was enough to win two categories?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people

You know... them lush big tasty ones that need unwrapping "

Referring you to my previous response

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"

What happened to my 59 votes for best female arse pic/avatar. That was enough to win two categories?"

you cant vote for yourself mushy..

how many roads must a man walk down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What happened to my 59 votes for best female arse pic/avatar. That was enough to win two categories?"

Yes but it has to be a current forum user, Pamela Anderson left the site due to lack of interest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What happened to my 59 votes for best female arse pic/avatar. That was enough to win two categories?

you cant vote for yourself mushy..

how many roads must a man walk down? "

Depends why he is walking

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Never rated Pamela Anderson in any event.

Serious question. Can women ever control PMT and do they ever try?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What is the world's largest man made machine?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"

Never rated Pamela Anderson in any event.

Serious question. Can women ever control PMT and do they ever try?"

why should we try.. its a great excuse for a chocolate binge..

what happens if you try and grow a mushroom in the light?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Never rated Pamela Anderson in any event.

Serious question. Can women ever control PMT and do they ever try?"

Sometimes the word Pre is confused with Permanent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people

You know... them lush big tasty ones that need unwrapping

Referring you to my previous response "

Ok... the ones that are nice to put in your mouth before sucking on the nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What is the world's largest man made machine? "

This is a trick question, as they are usually mining machines or 'earth-movers'.

From personal experience, earth movers don't have to be large, just gifted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people

You know... them lush big tasty ones that need unwrapping

Referring you to my previous response

Ok... the ones that are nice to put in your mouth before sucking on the nuts "

Referring you to my prevoius response....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Never rated Pamela Anderson in any event.

Serious question. Can women ever control PMT and do they ever try?

why should we try.. its a great excuse for a chocolate binge..

what happens if you try and grow a mushroom in the light? "

*whispers- ask him yourself, I'm not doing all the work for you*

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

What is the world's largest man made machine?

This is a trick question, as they are usually mining machines or 'earth-movers'.

From personal experience, earth movers don't have to be large, just gifted. "

A lot of earth would have been moved, rock hard too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What is the world's largest man made machine?

This is a trick question, as they are usually mining machines or 'earth-movers'.

From personal experience, earth movers don't have to be large, just gifted.

A lot of earth would have been moved, rock hard too. "

Does not compute..... computer says...!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"

what happens if you try and grow a mushroom in the light?

*whispers- ask him yourself, I'm not doing all the work for you*"

hey mushy.. what happens if i try to grow a mushroom in the light..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

what happens if you try and grow a mushroom in the light?

*whispers- ask him yourself, I'm not doing all the work for you*

hey mushy.. what happens if i try to grow a mushroom in the light.. "

i dunno, what does happen if you try grow a mushroom in the light?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

what happens if you try and grow a mushroom in the light?

*whispers- ask him yourself, I'm not doing all the work for you*

hey mushy.. what happens if i try to grow a mushroom in the light..

i dunno, what does happen if you try grow a mushroom in the light?"

Erm, you may get growth but it takes a lot longer

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"

what happens if you try and grow a mushroom in the light?

*whispers- ask him yourself, I'm not doing all the work for you*

hey mushy.. what happens if i try to grow a mushroom in the light..

i dunno, what does happen if you try grow a mushroom in the light?

Erm, you may get growth but it takes a lot longer "

i would have thought it would grow woody and is more likly to go to seed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Justin Hawkins is the "one and only" then who am I?!?!?!?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

In the interests of politeness, after how many posts is it acceptable to hijack any given thread?

And ( being greedy ) should it be allowable to hijack a hijacked thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

what happens if you try and grow a mushroom in the light?

*whispers- ask him yourself, I'm not doing all the work for you*

hey mushy.. what happens if i try to grow a mushroom in the light..

i dunno, what does happen if you try grow a mushroom in the light?

Erm, you may get growth but it takes a lot longer

i would have thought it would grow woody and is more likly to go to seed.. "

And thats why you ask, to get an answer and then argue- I think we have a case for my previous answer on PMT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If Justin Hawkins is the "one and only" then who am I?!?!?!?

"

Incorrect it was Chesney Hawkes, and who the fuck knows?!?!?!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

What is the world's largest man made machine?

This is a trick question, as they are usually mining machines or 'earth-movers'.

From personal experience, earth movers don't have to be large, just gifted.

A lot of earth would have been moved, rock hard too.

Does not compute..... computer says...! "

Not unlike yourself, try typing in Large Hardon Collider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What came 1st chicken or the egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do fish sleep?

Depends on the fish... if a shark stopped swimming it would die, as their gills wouldn't receive any freshly oxygenated water."

Actually that's not true, researchers have recorded most sharks lying on the sea floor with their moths open and water just goes through their gills.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

In the interests of politeness, after how many posts is it acceptable to hijack any given thread?

And ( being greedy ) should it be allowable to hijack a hijacked thread? "

Why be polite, it doesn't usually stop anyone online, unless they have met me, in which case, the answer is FEAR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Justin Hawkins is the "one and only" then who am I?!?!?!?

Incorrect it was Chesney Hawkes, and who the fuck knows?!?!?!"

Doh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came 1st chicken or the egg? "

Been done before...It was the frog.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people

You know... them lush big tasty ones that need unwrapping

Referring you to my previous response

Ok... the ones that are nice to put in your mouth before sucking on the nuts

Referring you to my prevoius response.... "

They taste lush and have some sticky liquid like substance inside which is nice to swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I stop?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people

You know... them lush big tasty ones that need unwrapping

Referring you to my previous response

Ok... the ones that are nice to put in your mouth before sucking on the nuts

Referring you to my prevoius response....

They taste lush and have some sticky liquid like substance inside which is nice to swallow "

and if your lucky you get to taste them more then twice a year..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do fish sleep?

Depends on the fish... if a shark stopped swimming it would die, as their gills wouldn't receive any freshly oxygenated water.

Actually that's not true, researchers have recorded most sharks lying on the sea floor with their moths open and water just goes through their gills....."

Yes but their gills move ceaselessly to push the water through, oh and BTW- all the anwsers in this thread are true, honest guv!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What you gonna do when the thread count gets to 175?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people

You know... them lush big tasty ones that need unwrapping

Referring you to my previous response

Ok... the ones that are nice to put in your mouth before sucking on the nuts

Referring you to my prevoius response....

They taste lush and have some sticky liquid like substance inside which is nice to swallow "

Referring you to my previous response.... jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do fish sleep?

Depends on the fish... if a shark stopped swimming it would die, as their gills wouldn't receive any freshly oxygenated water.

Actually that's not true, researchers have recorded most sharks lying on the sea floor with their moths open and water just goes through their gills.....

Yes but their gills move ceaselessly to push the water through, oh and BTW- all the anwsers in this thread are true, honest guv!"

True, but that's also true of fish too.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What you gonna do when the thread count gets to 175? "

Rip it up & start again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What you gonna do when the thread count gets to 175? "

I can carry on regardless, can you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What you gonna do when the thread count gets to 175?

I can carry on regardless, can you "

Sure can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can't I stop?"

I don't know, did you superglue your fingers to the keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What's the capital of Peru? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there enough big purples in this world to keep everyone happy?

Define big purples?

It means different things to different people

You know... them lush big tasty ones that need unwrapping

Referring you to my previous response

Ok... the ones that are nice to put in your mouth before sucking on the nuts

Referring you to my prevoius response....

They taste lush and have some sticky liquid like substance inside which is nice to swallow

Referring you to my previous response.... jizz!"

Who mentioned Jizz???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Lima"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Stop putting words in my mouth, no jizz here!"

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