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By *andydave28 OP   Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

Has it suddenly become acceptable to just stop on the hardshoulder and have a piss I mean at least try and find a bush

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No! Bloody stupid!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I saw one bloke crapping by the side of the A40 not so long ago. Maybe he was caught short or something as the curious thing was that there was the relative cover of a hedge about ten yards from him.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We've seen it quite often. Wish it was that easy for women. I'm not too bothered I've seen much worse .

The guy having a poo must have been desperate though. I'd draw the line at that

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By *TheBoneMan
over a year ago

Bury, Lancashire

Not that l have ever taken a pee on the motorway. But if you have to there's a way of doing it secretly.

1. Pull onto the hard shoulder.

2. Open both passenger doors.

3. Stand / crouch between the two doors and let it flow

4. Dont piss on your shoes though

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Not that l have ever taken a pee on the motorway. But if you have to there's a way of doing it secretly.

1. Pull onto the hard shoulder.

2. Open both passenger doors.

3. Stand / crouch between the two doors and let it flow

4. Dont piss on your shoes though"

And if you're a woman never travel long distances in tight jeans

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock


"Not that l have ever taken a pee on the motorway. But if you have to there's a way of doing it secretly.

1. Pull onto the hard shoulder.

2. Open both passenger doors.

3. Stand / crouch between the two doors and let it flow

4. Dont piss on your shoes though

And if you're a woman never travel long distances in tight jeans "

Or in a jumpsuit!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Not that l have ever taken a pee on the motorway. But if you have to there's a way of doing it secretly.

1. Pull onto the hard shoulder.

2. Open both passenger doors.

3. Stand / crouch between the two doors and let it flow

4. Dont piss on your shoes though

And if you're a woman never travel long distances in tight jeans

Or in a jumpsuit! "

nightmare scenario. Busy motorway, bursting for a wee, encased in clothing with zips and difficult buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never peed on the motorway but when we had bad snow and I went to the attic I had to stop on the a38 to wee at the side of the road as the journey took too long

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By *utual InterestsMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Never peed on the motorway but when we had bad snow and I went to the attic I had to stop on the a38 to wee at the side of the road as the journey took too long "

When you gotta go.... you gotta go

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

We were stuck in traffic on the M25 a while back..we suddenly realised that every time we stopped the woman in the passenger side of the car beind us would open her door and vomit onto the road. She did it for miles the poor love.

It was either a good night or a dodgy prawn

T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that l have ever taken a pee on the motorway. But if you have to there's a way of doing it secretly.

1. Pull onto the hard shoulder.

2. Open both passenger doors.

3. Stand / crouch between the two doors and let it flow

4. Dont piss on your shoes though"

And if you only have three doors

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I saw one bloke crapping by the side of the A40 not so long ago. Maybe he was caught short or something as the curious thing was that there was the relative cover of a hedge about ten yards from him."

Did he have toilet paper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has it suddenly become acceptable to just stop on the hardshoulder and have a piss I mean at least try and find a bush "

I saw this a1(m) southbound - he was peeing into bushes but clearly seen.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Portable loos are for sale these days.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't stop and puss on a hard shoulder but I've stopped in empty lay bys on A roads and don't really look for much cover. Even at 50mph it's not like people have much time to see anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it in a bottle like the hgv drivers do. Truckers Tizer it’s called.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I saw one bloke crapping by the side of the A40 not so long ago. Maybe he was caught short or something as the curious thing was that there was the relative cover of a hedge about ten yards from him."

Now I’m kind of wondering where that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it in a bottle like the hgv drivers do. Truckers Tizer it’s called."

And throw it out of the window?

It's actually illegal to urinate in public and that includes by the side of the road.

If a child were to witness a guy with his cock out by the side of the road, and the parents report it....... Sex offenders register and your life down the pan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never stop on the hard shoulder unless its an emergency do people forget the rules of the road? Just wait until the next services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it in a bottle like the hgv drivers do. Truckers Tizer it’s called.

And throw it out of the window?

It's actually illegal to urinate in public and that includes by the side of the road.

If a child were to witness a guy with his cock out by the side of the road, and the parents report it....... Sex offenders register and your life down the pan! "

No one wold end up on the sex offenders register for having a piss at the side of a main road. There's no intent to a use distress so at worst its a public order offence and not indecent exposure

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"

No one wold end up on the sex offenders register for having a piss at the side of a main road. There's no intent to a use distress so at worst its a public order offence and not indecent exposure"

There go my chances then - always wanted to be on that register - damn, to think of all the public wizzes I wasted when I should have been wanking instead

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By *omnlynneCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

It should be mandatory that drivers carry a "Bumper Dumper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it in a bottle like the hgv drivers do. Truckers Tizer it’s called.

And throw it out of the window?

It's actually illegal to urinate in public and that includes by the side of the road.

If a child were to witness a guy with his cock out by the side of the road, and the parents report it....... Sex offenders register and your life down the pan!

No one wold end up on the sex offenders register for having a piss at the side of a main road. There's no intent to a use distress so at worst its a public order offence and not indecent exposure"

I know someone it happened too, so don't be so sure!!

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By *aymondBaroneMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"

I know someone it happened too, so don't be so sure!! "

OK I'll keep at it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it in a bottle like the hgv drivers do. Truckers Tizer it’s called.

And throw it out of the window?

It's actually illegal to urinate in public and that includes by the side of the road.

If a child were to witness a guy with his cock out by the side of the road, and the parents report it....... Sex offenders register and your life down the pan!

No one wold end up on the sex offenders register for having a piss at the side of a main road. There's no intent to a use distress so at worst its a public order offence and not indecent exposure

I know someone it happened too, so don't be so sure!! "

Odd that Google shows no trace of this and links to multiple legal sites stating it could never happen.

Any night in any city centre people get nicked for pissing in public and they do not end up on the sex offenders register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it in a bottle like the hgv drivers do. Truckers Tizer it’s called.

And throw it out of the window?

It's actually illegal to urinate in public and that includes by the side of the road.

If a child were to witness a guy with his cock out by the side of the road, and the parents report it....... Sex offenders register and your life down the pan!

No one wold end up on the sex offenders register for having a piss at the side of a main road. There's no intent to a use distress so at worst its a public order offence and not indecent exposure"

However, it is classed as public indecency and can be listed as a sex offence, for displaying genitalia in public. While it may not be for sexual satisfaction, it can still be a sex offence

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"

However, it is classed as public indecency and can be listed as a sex offence, for displaying genitalia in public. While it may not be for sexual satisfaction, it can still be a sex offence"

Yay - I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do it in a bottle like the hgv drivers do. Truckers Tizer it’s called.

And throw it out of the window?

It's actually illegal to urinate in public and that includes by the side of the road.

If a child were to witness a guy with his cock out by the side of the road, and the parents report it....... Sex offenders register and your life down the pan!

No one wold end up on the sex offenders register for having a piss at the side of a main road. There's no intent to a use distress so at worst its a public order offence and not indecent exposure

However, it is classed as public indecency and can be listed as a sex offence, for displaying genitalia in public. While it may not be for sexual satisfaction, it can still be a sex offence"

Yes and I guess if you have a puss at the school gates at 8 in the morning tbat would happen. But it would never happen fir stopping at the side of the road

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Stop at the services, I have a bladder the size of a walnut and I can manage it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And back on the original topic, piss on a hard shoulder is far more likely to end up with a driving offence. And rightly so

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By *andydave28 OP   Man
over a year ago

weston super mare

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Not that l have ever taken a pee on the motorway. But if you have to there's a way of doing it secretly.

1. Pull onto the hard shoulder.

2. Open both passenger doors.

3. Stand / crouch between the two doors and let it flow

4. Dont piss on your shoes though

And if you're a woman never travel long distances in tight jeans

Or in a jumpsuit!

nightmare scenario. Busy motorway, bursting for a wee, encased in clothing with zips and difficult buttons "

And then reaching an extremely long traffic jam in broad daylight, with your fuel gauge almost on empty to add to the stress.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Not that l have ever taken a pee on the motorway. But if you have to there's a way of doing it secretly.

1. Pull onto the hard shoulder.

2. Open both passenger doors.

3. Stand / crouch between the two doors and let it flow

4. Dont piss on your shoes though

And if you're a woman never travel long distances in tight jeans "

After a long journey to jay dees Absolutely throwing it down with rain, driving through the villages absolutely busting no pubs or garages I ended up in a lay-by.

trying to hide from the road I got soaked more ways than one. I now travel with a plastic jug :Discovered I was 100 yards from Jd's in the end too.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Not that l have ever taken a pee on the motorway. But if you have to there's a way of doing it secretly.

1. Pull onto the hard shoulder.

2. Open both passenger doors.

3. Stand / crouch between the two doors and let it flow

4. Dont piss on your shoes though

And if you're a woman never travel long distances in tight jeans

Or in a jumpsuit!

nightmare scenario. Busy motorway, bursting for a wee, encased in clothing with zips and difficult buttons

And then reaching an extremely long traffic jam in broad daylight, with your fuel gauge almost on empty to add to the stress. "

I intend to invest in a shewee.

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