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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I really need to start doing it today.... However fab had got a hold of me today and I am in lazy mode today..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recored the children in need from yestardary and i havent started doing any house work yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I do when its like that and I am "fabbing" with the tv on is.... just do the housework in 3 minute bursts when the adverts come on, then it doesn't overwhelm, but the important stuff (fabbing/ washing up/ hoovering) get done!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What I do when its like that and I am "fabbing" with the tv on is.... just do the housework in 3 minute bursts when the adverts come on, then it doesn't overwhelm, but the important stuff (fabbing/ washing up/ hoovering) get done! "

Ok I have created a list

1. put ironing board away. then fab

2. Hoover then fab some more

3. Coffee/fag break

4. Mop kitchen/bathroom floor...

haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I do when its like that and I am "fabbing" with the tv on is.... just do the housework in 3 minute bursts when the adverts come on, then it doesn't overwhelm, but the important stuff (fabbing/ washing up/ hoovering) get done! "
thats a good idea i should do that.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"What I do when its like that and I am "fabbing" with the tv on is.... just do the housework in 3 minute bursts when the adverts come on, then it doesn't overwhelm, but the important stuff (fabbing/ washing up/ hoovering) get done!

Ok I have created a list

1. put ironing board away. then fab

2. Hoover then fab some more

3. Coffee/fag break

4. Mop kitchen/bathroom floor...

haha xx"

You can't fit a fuck in then?

I'll cancel my train ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....hosing knickers?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Aw bless I can see why she's marrying you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....hosing knickers? "

Holding lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....hosing knickers?

Holding lol xx "

I thought ..... that's some extreme watersporting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx "

Theres times I worry fer ya sanity mate....

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By *rs Robinson1Woman
over a year ago

Chapel Row

Housework ?? who does that lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok Ironing board has been put away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx "

Soapy I do hope you were suitably resplendent in your best Hilda Ogden style headscarf and pinny whist doing your household chores…….!.

However I believe the Nora Batty wrinkle stockings were only an optional extra…,,

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx

Soapy I do hope you were suitably resplendent in your best Hilda Ogden style headscarf and pinny whist doing your household chores…….!.

However I believe the Nora Batty wrinkle stockings were only an optional extra…,, "

With FMUMA she'd want the whole shebang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx

Theres times I worry fer ya sanity mate....

"

You do? Lol

So do I xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been doing my housework since thurs so far i have done all the washing up. kitchen looks like a bombsite now though my daughter made cakes this morning lol. i have been to the launderette so i can now chill

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Ok Ironing board has been put away... "

Well, that's enough for one day, surely. You don't want to over-do it. Best take a rest now. Browse the site a bit more... have another coffee and a fag.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

ok hoovered and mopped kitchen floor... Now in a bit going to changed the bedding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can come and do mine when you've finished yours

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"you can come and do mine when you've finished yours "

Yeah for £100 haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx "

Im not drinking tonight.....

So I hope your coffee making skills are top notch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can come and do mine when you've finished yours

Yeah for £100 haha x"

is that what ya paying me

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"ok hoovered and mopped kitchen floor... Now in a bit going to changed the bedding... "

I should really change my bedding... but my cat is asleep on my lap right now, and it seems such a shame to wake him up.

Maybe I'll do it later... or perhaps tomorrow.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"you can come and do mine when you've finished yours

Yeah for £100 haha x

is that what ya paying me"

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx

Im not drinking tonight.....

So I hope your coffee making skills are top notch. "

Is coffee not a drink xx

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx

Im not drinking tonight.....

So I hope your coffee making skills are top notch.

Is coffee not a drink xx "

Not the way you make it, so I've heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So I hope your coffee making skills are top notch.

Is coffee not a drink xx "

Ok smart arse....you know what I ment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I hope your coffee making skills are top notch.

Is coffee not a drink xx "

you make a good cup of coffee

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I make a good cup of coffee too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx

Soapy I do hope you were suitably resplendent in your best Hilda Ogden style headscarf and pinny whist doing your household chores…….!.

However I believe the Nora Batty wrinkle stockings were only an optional extra…,,

With FMUMA she'd want the whole shebang "

If Wendys havin a she bang... Can I come and watch...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Done mine knackered now just got ta cook her lunch and get her some fags from the shop then run her a bath and lay her outfit out fa tonight

Then drive her and the other one ta cjs for a night of me fetching drinks fa both and hosing knickers etc while they play xx

Soapy I do hope you were suitably resplendent in your best Hilda Ogden style headscarf and pinny whist doing your household chores…….!.

However I believe the Nora Batty wrinkle stockings were only an optional extra…,,

With FMUMA she'd want the whole shebang

If Wendys havin a she bang... Can I come and watch..."

I'm no banging any shes..... I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm no banging any shes..... I'm straight "

And me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If Wendys havin a she bang... Can I come and watch...

I'm no banging any shes..... I'm straight "

Thats a "no" then...

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